2014 General NFL Thread

[SKO]

Everything about this league is terrible.

[Quality Start Machine]

Everything about this league is terrible.

They could actually improve their image by having a three-hour long tribute to O.J. Simpson.

[Saul Goodman]

Everything about this league is terrible.

They could actually improve their image by having a three-hour long tribute to O.J. Simpson.

Better yet, make him the new commissioner.

[CBStew]

Everything about this league is terrible.

They could actually improve their image by having a three-hour long tribute to O.J. Simpson.

Better yet, make him the new commissioner.

Why? Is Charles Manson not available?

[SKO]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a kid bloody is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

[R-V]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a FOUR YEAR OLD kid bloody WITH A GODDAMN TREE BRANCH is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

Clarified. Fucking awful.

[Saul Goodman]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a FOUR YEAR OLD kid bloody WITH A GODDAMN TREE BRANCH is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

Clarified. Fucking awful.

Looking forward to the press conference when the kid apologizes for his role, the Vikings live-tweet it, and everyone talks about what a great guy Adrian Peterson is.

[Quality Start Machine]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a FOUR YEAR OLD kid bloody WITH A GODDAMN TREE BRANCH is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

Clarified. Fucking awful.

Looking forward to the press conference when the kid apologizes for his role, the Vikings live-tweet it, and everyone talks about what a great guy Adrian Peterson is.

The other horrible thing is this smugness I've been seeing from fans of other sports - and since I follow hockey more closely than anything else, that's the one I see the most.

The only difference between the NHL and the NFL (other than billions of dollars), is there was no Semeyon Varlamov elevator video. So he was a Vezina finalist while his wife beater coach got the Jack Adams Trophy.

[BBM]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a kid bloody is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

You sound like one of those libruls.  Now go milk the cows before, I get really mad *plays whatever rural northern illinois version of the banjo is*

[Quality Start Machine]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a kid bloody is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

You sound like one of those libruls.  Now go milk the cows before, I get really mad *plays whatever rural northern illinois version of the banjo is*

bassoon?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a kid bloody is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

I've abused my kids. I let one of them talk on a podcast.

[SKO]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a kid bloody is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

I've abused my kids. I let one of them talk on a podcast.

I like that kid. I have no idea how you raised that kid. His mother must be one incredibly rational human being.

I realized I was getting old when I said something about Bob Brenly's angry old uncle routine wearing on me toward the end of his run here and he said something about "not being old enough to really remember Bob's early years" with the Cubs and I wondered how a person could be that young and be on the internet. I WAS THE YOUNG GUY ON THE INTERNET ONCE. Then I turn around and I've spent seven years with you people.

[Bort]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a kid bloody is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

I've abused my kids. I let one of them talk on a podcast.

I like that kid. I have no idea how you raised that kid. His mother must be one incredibly rational human being.

I realized I was getting old when I said something about Bob Brenly's angry old uncle routine wearing on me toward the end of his run here and he said something about "not being old enough to really remember Bob's early years" with the Cubs and I wondered how a person could be that young and be on the internet. I WAS THE YOUNG GUY ON THE INTERNET ONCE. Then I turn around and I've spent seven years with you people.

Nothing makes me cackle with more glee than Millennials facing their own mortality.

Well, Boomers actually dying might be more satisfying.

[flannj]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a kid bloody is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

I've abused my kids. I let one of them talk on a podcast.

I like that kid. I have no idea how you raised that kid. His mother must be one incredibly rational human being.

I realized I was getting old when I said something about Bob Brenly's angry old uncle routine wearing on me toward the end of his run here and he said something about "not being old enough to really remember Bob's early years" with the Cubs and I wondered how a person could be that young and be on the internet. I WAS THE YOUNG GUY ON THE INTERNET ONCE. Then I turn around and I've spent seven years with you people.

Nothing makes me cackle with more glee than Millennials facing their own mortality.

Well, Boomers actually dying might be more satisfying.

All in good time. We've got to finish screwing up the entire world first.

[SKO]

Today I've learned a horrifying number of people think that beating a kid bloody is just good old fashioned discipline.  Guh.

I've abused my kids. I let one of them talk on a podcast.

I like that kid. I have no idea how you raised that kid. His mother must be one incredibly rational human being.

I realized I was getting old when I said something about Bob Brenly's angry old uncle routine wearing on me toward the end of his run here and he said something about "not being old enough to really remember Bob's early years" with the Cubs and I wondered how a person could be that young and be on the internet. I WAS THE YOUNG GUY ON THE INTERNET ONCE. Then I turn around and I've spent seven years with you people.

Nothing makes me cackle with more glee than Millennials facing their own mortality.

Well, Boomers actually dying might be more satisfying.

I just turned 26. Like, even at 25 you're still allowed to be a fuckup. But at 26 you're just considered an adult in every sense of the word and it SUCKS. I moved back into a dorm in protest.