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Come a Long Way, Captain Spalding.

[Edit.---A dandy ensemble version.]

Working for me so far. Four episodes in the the series, it seems, thus averting the embarrasment that is The Walking Dead franchise.

The Lawrence Welk Show, Georgia on My Mind.

[Edit.--My pineal gland started flashing "Mississippi Mud" about 15 seconds later. Sure enough. The whole of the insanity is here, embedded in a documentary video.]

Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass, A Taste of Honey.

Ollin Arageed 9/16/78 (Hamza!), video version. Better audio here.

There are several options for this one. I'm going for the longest, with the epileptic fit. Suspicious Minds in Vegas.

Kristofferson, Jesus Was a Capricorn.

On the way back from the shelter, the neighbor who gave me the ride and I somehow got to singing M.T.A.

Gillian Welch, Hard Times.

i don't think this is a repeat: 49 Reasons, live.

Hmph. I got suspended from school for scrawling "The Police" on my locker (no, it took a few more decades to reach something resembling maturity), but I hadn''t before seen the video of "So Lonely." MTV must have been lax, or something.

I thought I could take anything Sean Connery, but when the reveal was that he knew secrets about Area 51, the TV was turned off.

Hang on to your bootstraps. (This has already been Twatted to Morts, but for posterity.)

Speaking as a fourth-generation Bohunk, I am confident in saying this shit tastes worse than feet. Drained, rinsed, the works (which shouldn't be needed in the first place). just fucking awful. Somebody from mothering-dot-com must be behind this travesty.

All I can say about Victory Sour Monkey Sour Tripel is that it is, indeed, sour. Doesn't hold a candle to Dogfish Head SeaQuench.