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#1
Desipio Lounge / Re: Bacon Cups
November 19, 2008, 09:22:13 AM
And something special for the Thanksgiving holiday just around the corner.

Bacon wrapped Turducken, and these guys didn't skimp. They wrapped the chicken and duck in bacon before stuffing the bacon wrapped trukey.



http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/
#2
Desipio Lounge / Re: Mark Mulder sploogefest
September 06, 2007, 09:27:44 AM
wow, you guys sure have a lot of confidence for a team that's 2 games up on a really shitty team from down south. If this was the year for them to win it all(or even just the division), why wouldn't the Cubs be 10 games up on everybody in a shitty division?

Assumed inaccurate generalizations? They aren't inaccurate if the season isn't over yet. Still plenty of baaseball left. 

   
#3
And instead of working on every "asset" of his play(pretty sure he meant aspect), work on buying a dictionary first.


And I thought it was impressive he thought he'd be a 300-320 hitter with power. That's pretty cocky for a 17 year old right out of high school. Let's see the last guy I can think of that was that good was named Griffey. Pretty high hopes kid.  
#4
No wonder,um, it took so long,um, to sign him. He's,um, fuckin' like so awesome.
#5
Quote from: ~Apex on June 11, 2007, 09:03:08 AM
Quote from: RoyHobbs on June 11, 2007, 07:28:06 AM

somehow we aren't imploding.


You can't play the Reds, Pirates and Royals forever you toothless f@#$. Soon, your Deadbirds and their 1-5 record vs. the NLE will take on the Phillies and Mets and we'll check back in with you and see how that whole not imploding thing is going.

Ok you guys haven't faced the Royals yet, but you are a whopping 4-5 against the Reds and Pirates.

And the Cubs record against the NL East is a spectacular 10-13.

At least you aren't a Yankees fan. Jesus H Christ, they are dreaming of pitchers making 2 consecutive starts. 
#6
My apologies for that original post. I was still wasted from the night before and was just plain stupid. You guys pretty much said he sucked. I have no idea what went through my brain. Other than booze. Ugh. Apparently, I don't handle drinking whiskey until 4am like I used to.

And Marquis may have an ERA a full point lower than any starter on the Cards and we may have Wellemeyer in the starting rotation but somehow we aren't imploding. Man, if we don't have the shittiest starting rotation in any level of baseball, I'd be surprised. So I got no argument.   

Anyway, you guys said Marqius sucks and he does. My bad. But I still reserve the right to remind you how bad he sucks on occasion.   
#7
Hey, the Tards may have lost, but I told you Marquis sucks donkey balls. You guys laughed it off and said Dave Duncan blah blah blah. Enjoy 2 and half more years of that douchetard.
#8
Cecil Fielder?
#9
But he ate hot dogs and drank beer the right way.
#10
My apologies, it didn't have the author listed where I got it.
#11
Joe Morgan, in Sunday night's Mets-Cards opener, seemed eager to remind us that calmly stated, avuncular nonsense is still nonsense. Of Joe Smith, the Mets' 23-year-old reliever who was born and raised in Cincinnati, Morgan said, "He told me he grew up watching The Big Red Machine." If that was the case, Morgan should have straightened the kid out. The Big Red Machine, teams on which Morgan starred, played from 1972 through 1976. Smith was born in 1984.