Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Out 3-5 days.

[LoneStarCubFan]

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[BH]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Sounded like a really bad call on the radio..

[Eli]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Good for him.  Those weren't strikes.

[LoneStarCubFan]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Sounded like a really bad call on the radio..

Yeah it did.

[BH]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Good for him.  Those weren't strikes.

I was surprised to hear the racists cheering him when he came out to pinch hit. Must be setting him up for a fall later in the year.

[Slaky]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Good for him.  Those weren't strikes.

Not even close. Milt has a decent eye, I'd say - he got hosed.

[CubFaninHydePark]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Good for him.  Those weren't strikes.

Not even close. Milt has a decent eye, I'd say - he got hosed.

The ball was 4"-6" off the inside corner and never came close to breaking over the plate.

I hope this home plate umpire finds a way to die in a pool of his own vomit while choking on his bile.

Edit: After he didn't give the call to Cotts, let me rephrase--it's clearly Tony LaRussa's dick he's choking on.

[LoneStarCubFan]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Good for him.  Those weren't strikes.

Not even close. Milt has a decent eye, I'd say - he got hosed.

The ball was 4"-6" off the inside corner and never came close to breaking over the plate.

I hope this home plate umpire finds a way to die in a pool of his own vomit while choking on his bile.

Get used to seeing that a lot this year. Every umpire in the league wants to fuck with Milt.

Oh, and fuck Cotts, Patton and Heilman.

[CubFaninHydePark]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Good for him.  Those weren't strikes.

Not even close. Milt has a decent eye, I'd say - he got hosed.

The ball was 4"-6" off the inside corner and never came close to breaking over the plate.

I hope this home plate umpire finds a way to die in a pool of his own vomit while choking on his bile.

Get used to seeing that a lot this year. Every umpire in the league wants to fuck with Milt.

Oh, and fuck Cotts, Patton and Heilman.

Good to know MLB umps are professionals.

Oh wait, we've known that they're hacks for a while now...

[LoneStarCubFan]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Good for him.  Those weren't strikes.

Not even close. Milt has a decent eye, I'd say - he got hosed.

The ball was 4"-6" off the inside corner and never came close to breaking over the plate.

I hope this home plate umpire finds a way to die in a pool of his own vomit while choking on his bile.

Get used to seeing that a lot this year. Every umpire in the league wants to fuck with Milt.

Oh, and fuck Cotts, Patton and Heilman.

Good to know MLB umps are professionals.

Oh wait, we've known that they're hacks for a while now...

Yeah, that bullshit doesn't surprise me at all. I'm sure Vanover had a run-in with Bradley at some point and will fuck him every chance he gets. Hell, Bradley will probably get a five-game suspension for getting tossed.

[Eli]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Good for him.  Those weren't strikes.

Not even close. Milt has a decent eye, I'd say - he got hosed.

The ball was 4"-6" off the inside corner and never came close to breaking over the plate.

I hope this home plate umpire finds a way to die in a pool of his own vomit while choking on his bile.

Get used to seeing that a lot this year. Every umpire in the league wants to fuck with Milt.

Oh, and fuck Cotts, Patton and Heilman.

Good to know MLB umps are professionals.

Oh wait, we've known that they're hacks for a while now...

I don't like bitching about umps, but Cotts didn't get calls on a few pitches that would have been strikes against Milton.  I know things tend to even out, but this is frustrating.

[LoneStarCubFan]

if you had April 16 in the "What Day Will Milt's First Ejection Happen" Pool, please step to the window to collect your winnings.

Good for him.  Those weren't strikes.

Not even close. Milt has a decent eye, I'd say - he got hosed.

The ball was 4"-6" off the inside corner and never came close to breaking over the plate.

I hope this home plate umpire finds a way to die in a pool of his own vomit while choking on his bile.

Get used to seeing that a lot this year. Every umpire in the league wants to fuck with Milt.

Oh, and fuck Cotts, Patton and Heilman.

Good to know MLB umps are professionals.

Oh wait, we've known that they're hacks for a while now...

I don't like bitching about umps, but Cotts didn't get calls on a few pitches that would have been strikes against Milton.  I know things tend to even out, but this is frustrating.

Like I said, get used to seeing it as long as Bradley is here.

[Eli]

I hate Aaron Miles so much.

[PenFoe]

I hate Aaron Miles so much.

Ahem, over here.