A thread that's probably long overdue.
http://boingboing.net/2012/03/16/irish-gentleman-attempts-to-dr.html
(http://i.imgur.com/Qnpxn.jpg)
"WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!" - Olson Johnson
Big mouth, small dick, job with the county.
(Huey being the flyer)
"I'll pay it. Never." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bm0RIs-VJU)
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 03:49:04 PM
"I'll pay it. Never." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bm0RIs-VJU)
Jaysus, she was a good looking woman.
Quote from: flannj on March 16, 2012, 03:55:33 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 03:49:04 PM
"I'll pay it. Never." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bm0RIs-VJU)
Jaysus, she was a good looking woman.
Woman! Whar's mah taye?
30 Rock had an excellent tribute to the lousy, stinking Irish last night.
Quote from: R-V on March 16, 2012, 04:42:17 PM
30 Rock had an excellent tribute to the lousy, stinking Irish last night.
Yes. That was definitely on my mind.
And Archer offered some choice Hibernian hate a few weeks back, too.
Ugh. The Irish.
Quote from: R-V on March 16, 2012, 04:42:17 PM
30 Rock had an excellent tribute to the lousy, stinking Irish last night.
(http://i.imgur.com/5Vldq.jpg?2707)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/catholic-league-president-jews-had-better-not-ma
QuoteCatholic League president Bill Donohue, a vocal conservative voice who recently warred with The Daily Show over a "vagina manger," has infuriated prominent Jewish leaders with a private email last week to Philadelphia Rabbi Arthur Waskow.
Waskow, a progressive rabbi involved in the Jewish Renewal movement, had criticized the Vatican and the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops in a Huffington Post op-ed for "attacking the religious freedom of millions of American women and the religious freedom of American nuns" over contraception.
Donohue responded with a note to Waskow that launched an email exchange that ended with a warning, forwarded to BuzzFeed by a source close to the rabbi, that "Jews had better not make enemies of their Catholic friends since they have so few of them" (Donohue writes that this is a saying of Ed Koch, the former mayor of New York). Donohue also includes a postscript saying, "I do not have a long nose."
Donahue also raised a recent child abuse scandal in Orthodox Jewish communities.
"You need to do something about this epidemic right now," he told Waskow, who is not Orthodox, suggesting that Jews follow the Catholic Church's reforms in dealing with clerical abuse.
In an interview with BuzzFeed, Donohue defended his words.
"Waskow is a man full of hate," he said, calling Waskow's op-ed "the kind of thing I'd expect from Bill Maher, not from a rabbi."
"Who the hell is he?" Donohue said. "I don't tell Jews what to do when they have people who are miscreants in their community."
Donohue's "long nose" comment was in reference to something Waskow said in the previous email: "Would you also suggest I keep my long Jewish nose out of some Catholic priests' rape of Catholic children and some Catholic bishops' protection of those priests from the law, because I'm not a Catholic? Perhaps you would." (Donohue had told him "you have stuck your nose in where you don't belong.")
Koch, the former mayor of New York, said that he never said the quote Donohue attributes to him.
...
Wait, we got the sane Donohue???
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2012, 07:39:27 AM
Wait, we got the sane Donohue???
I've made it clear in the past that the spelling of our last name is the ONLY thing I'll admit to having in common with this asshat.
I also noticed that the writer mis-spelled it "DonAhue" at one point in the article, a mistake that I'd catch quicker than others, considering I've been suffering under such carelessness for years.
Quote from: PANK! on June 22, 2012, 08:30:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2012, 07:39:27 AM
Wait, we got the sane Donohue???
I've made it clear in the past that the spelling of our last name is the ONLY thing I'll admit to having in common with this asshat.
I also noticed that the writer mis-spelled it "DonAhue" at one point in the article, a mistake that I'd catch quicker than others, considering I've been suffering under such carlessness for years.
Buy used, it's cheaper. Maybe a Ford Focus or something. Start small.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 22, 2012, 08:33:07 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 22, 2012, 08:30:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2012, 07:39:27 AM
Wait, we got the sane Donohue???
I've made it clear in the past that the spelling of our last name is the ONLY thing I'll admit to having in common with this asshat.
I also noticed that the writer mis-spelled it "DonAhue" at one point in the article, a mistake that I'd catch quicker than others, considering I've been suffering under such carlessness for years.
Buy used, it's cheaper. Maybe a Ford Focus or something. Start small.
Well done. I need a car that runs on potatoes though.
Quote from: PANK! on June 22, 2012, 08:30:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2012, 07:39:27 AM
Wait, we got the sane Donohue???
I've made it clear in the past that the spelling of our last name is the ONLY thing I'll admit to having in common with this asshat.
I also noticed that the writer mis-spelled it "DonAhue" at one point in the article, a mistake that I'd catch quicker than others, considering I've been suffering under such carelessness for years.
How much of this suffering was self-inflicted?
Quote from: CT III on June 22, 2012, 08:50:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 22, 2012, 08:30:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2012, 07:39:27 AM
Wait, we got the sane Donohue???
I've made it clear in the past that the spelling of our last name is the ONLY thing I'll admit to having in common with this asshat.
I also noticed that the writer mis-spelled it "DonAhue" at one point in the article, a mistake that I'd catch quicker than others, considering I've been suffering under such carelessness for years.
How much of this suffering was self-inflicted?
I think we all need to back up for a second and bask in the glow of Huey's impressive ability to notice when someone misspells the last name of someone who shares his last name.
Quote from: R-V on June 22, 2012, 09:02:06 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 22, 2012, 08:50:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 22, 2012, 08:30:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2012, 07:39:27 AM
Wait, we got the sane Donohue???
I've made it clear in the past that the spelling of our last name is the ONLY thing I'll admit to having in common with this asshat.
I also noticed that the writer mis-spelled it "DonAhue" at one point in the article, a mistake that I'd catch quicker than others, considering I've been suffering under such carelessness for years.
How much of this suffering was self-inflicted?
I think we all need to back up for a second and bask in the glow of Huey's impressive ability to notice when someone misspells the last name of someone who shares his last name.
He's a regular Temple Grandin.
Quote from: CT III on June 22, 2012, 08:50:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 22, 2012, 08:30:50 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 22, 2012, 07:39:27 AM
Wait, we got the sane Donohue???
I've made it clear in the past that the spelling of our last name is the ONLY thing I'll admit to having in common with this asshat.
I also noticed that the writer mis-spelled it "DonAhue" at one point in the article, a mistake that I'd catch quicker than others, considering I've been suffering under such carelessness for years.
How much of this suffering was self-inflicted?
And do they have any suspects?
Is it because you found out that I'm Irish, you greasy fucking wop? (http://randazza.wordpress.com/2012/10/30/isanybodydown-com-responds/)
Quote from: PopehatYou may recall there was a website called "Is Anyone Up?, which featured nude pictures of women often submitted by angry ex-boyfriends or otherwise misappropriated
YOU SAID YOU DELETED THOSE, YETI.
Quote from: Wheezer on October 31, 2012, 06:54:39 PM
Is it because you found out that I'm Irish, you greasy fucking wop? (http://randazza.wordpress.com/2012/10/30/isanybodydown-com-responds/)
Quote from: PopehatYou may recall there was a website called "Is Anyone Up?, which featured nude pictures of women often submitted by angry ex-boyfriends or otherwise misappropriated
YOU SAID YOU DELETED THOSE, YETI.
"My work is pro bono, at a reduced fee, and is comparatively inexpensive."
— David Blade, Attorney-at-Law (http://ipka.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/takedown-lawyer-david-blade-discloses-his-relationship-with-isanybodydown-website-owner/)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 31, 2012, 07:09:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 31, 2012, 06:54:39 PM
Is it because you found out that I'm Irish, you greasy fucking wop? (http://randazza.wordpress.com/2012/10/30/isanybodydown-com-responds/)
Quote from: PopehatYou may recall there was a website called "Is Anyone Up?, which featured nude pictures of women often submitted by angry ex-boyfriends or otherwise misappropriated
YOU SAID YOU DELETED THOSE, YETI.
"My work is pro bono, at a reduced fee, and is comparatively inexpensive."
— David Blade, Attorney-at-Law (http://ipka.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/takedown-lawyer-david-blade-discloses-his-relationship-with-isanybodydown-website-owner/)
"I do it because Barack Obama is the second worst President in US history (second only to Jimmy Carter)."
[
Edit.---This guy's got everything (http://www.karaoke-tutor.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=6605&sid=a6ac791c63526ee776b9e9e851d64e1c): "KARAOKE IS NOT f### SERIOUS YOU f### JEW. KARAOKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE f### FUN. WHILE YOURE BADMOUTHING ME AND MY CROWDS, YOURE JUST SHOWING HOW SERIOUSLY YOU TAKE SOMETHING YOURE NOT EVEN f### GOOD AT."]
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-15-2012/moment-of-zen---the-irish-menace
QuoteAmerica, our nation is at risk of squandering its traditions of hard work, sobriety and Calvinism. The cause? The Irish. A slacker group who just wants stuff. And who corns beef anyway? Beef is meant to be boiled, to leach it of its sinful flavor. But I suppose a whiskey-soaked tongue demands zazz. This is a No Spud Zone.
Passing on to the
continental Irish, I think this fellow (http://southtownstar.suntimes.com/news/16579846-418/no-joke-media-consultant-champions-polish-heritage-challenges-ridicule.html) has committed something of a tactical error:
Quote"For all the people who have contributed so much to this world who are from Poland, the Polish jokes aren't valid. The world needs to be told Poland is not a joke and never was."
And that's how he came up with the two slogans: "Being Polish: It's not a joke. (Never was!)" and "Poland: It's not a joke. Never was."
Kudos to Wheezer for introducing me to the term "Continental Irish." it just filled a void in my lexicon I didn't know I had.
Courtesy of Morph:
(http://i.imgur.com/PBvcnha.jpg)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 27, 2013, 03:32:29 PM
Courtesy of Morph:
(http://i.imgur.com/PBvcnha.jpg)
MR. OPTOAT HEAD!
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 27, 2013, 03:32:29 PM
Courtesy of Morph:
(http://i.imgur.com/PBvcnha.jpg)
Did you try putting a helmet on it?
"Bogfucker" (http://missvoltairine.tumblr.com/post/70357593759/one-time-at-a-place-i-worked-my-boss-took-his):
QuoteOne time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.
Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like "making love to mother earth" and it changed his life etc.
needless to say we all called him "bogfucker" behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.
Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I'm like, ok, that's weird, but at least they aren't fucking a bog and then making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 17, 2013, 10:14:27 PM
"Bogfucker" (http://missvoltairine.tumblr.com/post/70357593759/one-time-at-a-place-i-worked-my-boss-took-his):
QuoteOne time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.
Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like "making love to mother earth" and it changed his life etc.
needless to say we all called him "bogfucker" behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.
Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I'm like, ok, that's weird, but at least they aren't fucking a bog and then making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.
For ya'll have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe.
I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all
or drown in my own shit.
Quote from: Slaky on December 18, 2013, 09:42:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 17, 2013, 10:14:27 PM
"Bogfucker" (http://missvoltairine.tumblr.com/post/70357593759/one-time-at-a-place-i-worked-my-boss-took-his):
QuoteOne time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.
Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like "making love to mother earth" and it changed his life etc.
needless to say we all called him "bogfucker" behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.
Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I'm like, ok, that's weird, but at least they aren't fucking a bog and then making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.
For ya'll have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe.
I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all
or drown in my own shit.
Yes.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 18, 2013, 10:29:02 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 18, 2013, 09:42:02 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 17, 2013, 10:14:27 PM
"Bogfucker" (http://missvoltairine.tumblr.com/post/70357593759/one-time-at-a-place-i-worked-my-boss-took-his):
QuoteOne time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.
Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like "making love to mother earth" and it changed his life etc.
needless to say we all called him "bogfucker" behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.
Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I'm like, ok, that's weird, but at least they aren't fucking a bog and then making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.
For ya'll have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe.
I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all
or drown in my own shit.
Yes.
Affirmative.
Really, Ireland? (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/irish-guys-sing-friends-theme_n_4591436.html)
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 22, 2017, 02:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.
You are The Eternal Mick.
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:34:53 PM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 22, 2017, 02:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.
You are The Eternal Mick.
I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.
Quote from: PenFoe on August 23, 2017, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:34:53 PM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 22, 2017, 02:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.
You are The Eternal Mick.
I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.
Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 23, 2017, 12:18:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 23, 2017, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:34:53 PM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 22, 2017, 02:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.
You are The Eternal Mick.
I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.
Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.
Also Yeti wasn't raised in the papist tradition so, as far as being stereotypically Irish, he might as well be Chinese.
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Plick on August 23, 2017, 12:32:18 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 23, 2017, 12:18:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 23, 2017, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:34:53 PM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 22, 2017, 02:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.
You are The Eternal Mick.
I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.
Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.
Also Yeti wasn't raised in the papist tradition so, as far as being stereotypically Irish, he might as well be Chinese.
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on August 23, 2017, 12:32:18 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 23, 2017, 12:18:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 23, 2017, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:34:53 PM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 22, 2017, 02:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.
You are The Eternal Mick.
I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.
Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.
Also Yeti wasn't raised in the papist tradition so, as far as being stereotypically Irish, he might as well be Chinese.
Fuck knows what Fork's up to there, but... Yeti's not Catholic? What the fuck, Yeti?
Quote from: Tonker on August 23, 2017, 02:10:23 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on August 23, 2017, 12:32:18 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 23, 2017, 12:18:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 23, 2017, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:34:53 PM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 22, 2017, 02:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.
You are The Eternal Mick.
I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.
Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.
Also Yeti wasn't raised in the papist tradition so, as far as being stereotypically Irish, he might as well be Chinese.
Fuck knows what Fork's up to there, but... Yeti's not Catholic? What the fuck, Yeti?
I prefer to be the molester, not the molestee
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2017, 09:21:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 23, 2017, 02:10:23 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on August 23, 2017, 12:32:18 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 23, 2017, 12:18:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 23, 2017, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:34:53 PM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 22, 2017, 02:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.
You are The Eternal Mick.
I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.
Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.
Also Yeti wasn't raised in the papist tradition so, as far as being stereotypically Irish, he might as well be Chinese.
Fuck knows what Fork's up to there, but... Yeti's not Catholic? What the fuck, Yeti?
I prefer to be the molester, not the molestee
So, still Catholic then?
Quote from: PenFoe on August 28, 2017, 11:58:08 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 23, 2017, 09:21:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 23, 2017, 02:10:23 PM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on August 23, 2017, 12:32:18 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 23, 2017, 12:18:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 23, 2017, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:34:53 PM
Quote from: A. Baldheaded Prick on August 22, 2017, 02:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 22, 2017, 02:07:16 PM
I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.
I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.
You are The Eternal Mick.
I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.
Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.
Also Yeti wasn't raised in the papist tradition so, as far as being stereotypically Irish, he might as well be Chinese.
Fuck knows what Fork's up to there, but... Yeti's not Catholic? What the fuck, Yeti?
I prefer to be the molester, not the molestee
So, still Catholic then?
Low blow, man.
...just the way Yeti likes it.
In summation, fuck Huey.