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Quote from: Brian on June 14, 2005, 10:23:29 PM
Any comentary as to whether he had a chance for the cycle?  Couldn't tell live.

Derrek himself said that he's got a minor injury.  No need to chase personal stats and risk getting hurt.

Sammy Sosa, aprised of the comments, said, "Dumbass."

First truly "Laugh Out Loud" moment in the whole series:

Justice jumps into the garbage can.

And wasn't this the first ep where the "next on..." was actually real?

Banana Grabber!

...by Job Jab.

QuoteSee Chuck, you're not in the demo they're going for with the Hebe humor.  They're looking for guys like me who don't understand it and just laugh.

See, now they do an ep like "Public Relations" and they start to hook me.

Jessie: Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. It's very sympathetic.
Lucille: Yeah. Who doesn't love the Jews?

Jessie: Daddy lost his shot at happy and it's all your fault, Opie.
Narrator: Jessie had gone too far and she had best watch her mouth.

Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

GOB: He was very quiet in there (referring to Earl Milford)

Now, that's good stuff.  The "Next on" was the only week point.  Of course Earl was gonna be dead.

Sure it's gay.  It's also the best I could thin of.

I'm going with D-Leecious.

Quote from: Andy on May 20, 2005, 08:38:07 AM
What I find amazing is that the actor who gives the best performance is Yoda.

Quite correct.

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Great movie, I might even go see it again before it comes out on DVD just to look at the damn thing, because you know there's all kinds of stuff you missed the first time.

Yeah.  Like the reason the Wookies were even in this movie.  Why they killed Grevious so early -- and never had him really face Anakin given their parallels.  And how Anakin really became bad.

Palpy: You must turn to the dark side!

Anakin: No!

Palpy: Please?

Anakin: Hmm....

Palpy: Oh, come on.  It'll be fun.

Anakin: Ok.

Palpy: You are now Darth Vader.

That scene sucked.

I saw it this AM.  It was better than Jedi.

Jedi assassinations beats Ewoks every time.

Oh, and no burping helped.

Quote from: BleedingCubbieBlue on May 19, 2005, 03:25:14 AM
The whole "third best Star Wars movie ever" isn't too far off.

Ranked:
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Quote from: Brian on May 17, 2005, 09:26:32 PM
Dumbass du jour has to be Lloyd McClendon.  After Perez's bunt, I walked away thinking IBB.  It's a no-brainer.  This is the second game this year when a manager decided not to walk him with the tying run in scoring position in the ninth.

Bingo.  I told the five year old, "Watch.  Bunt, walk, Burnitz GIPD or K, then A-Ram K."

Instead, he got a high five and Ice Cream.

Does the show pick up as it moves along?  I just finished Season 1, Disc 1.  Eps 1-6.  They strike me as "Curb Lite."  Funny, but not as bitingly nasty.  And the GOB whistling teeth was just unfunny (outside of when he dressed up as a delivery man).

It's good, but not great so far.  Perhaps because they were feelign their way around, it hadn't kicked in high gear yet?

Am I right, or is the show just missing me?

Scroll down to: Halleluyah!

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kristin/Archive2005/050513.html

Check this stuff.  Sounds Karry Lingish.

Ozzel just isn't the creative type.

The problem is solved now, however. I crushed his trachea with my mind, and promoted Piett to command the fleet. I have transmitted to following note to Ozzel's kin:

Dear House of Ozzel,

I regret to inform you that your son has been killed in the line of duty.

He was an incompetent, yammering boob and he will be missed by none. I have allowed the men to pillage his personal belongings, which is why we have enclosed nothing but the sole remaining item: a torn advertisements page from a magazine of midget pornography. May it shock and disturb you, and may you think of it always when you remember your dearly departed son, the ninny.

Know also that his limitations as a sub-par military professional caused the deaths of many of the Emperor's loyal soldiers, whose funeral expenses will appear on your next tax assessment.

Sincerely,
D. Vader

Too harsh? I call them as I see them.

The Darthside blog is brilliant stuff.  Found it via Vodka pundit.  How'd you find it?

Ep I:  *
Ep II: * 1/2

Ep IV: ****
Ep V:  ****
Ep VI: ** 1/2

No movie with Ewoks can be better than the first Star Wars.

I love that in the new DVDs they have a clip of some new star wars game (Battlefront, I think).  They show an Ewok taking a laser shot between the eyes.

Even the people making this stuff know Ewoks suck.