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Title: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: Oleg on May 18, 2010, 09:03:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

A what?  Are you fucking kidding?  By Pickwick?
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: MAD on May 18, 2010, 09:04:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 18, 2010, 09:03:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

A what?  Are you fucking kidding?  By Pickwick?

It's brown, not green, but still...
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: morpheus on May 18, 2010, 09:19:14 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 09:04:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 18, 2010, 09:03:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

A what?  Are you fucking kidding?  By Pickwick?

It's brown, not green, but still...

I passed by that sign the other day when trying to avoid crap traffic on 294 by taking local roads.  I thought for sure I had hallucinated it.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: BH on May 18, 2010, 11:35:16 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 18, 2010, 09:19:14 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 09:04:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 18, 2010, 09:03:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

A what?  Are you fucking kidding?  By Pickwick?

It's brown, not green, but still...

I passed by that sign the other day when trying to avoid crap traffic on 294 by taking local roads.  I thought for sure I had hallucinated it.

This is Rudy Jaramillo's team.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: CT III on May 18, 2010, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

We can't all be urban sophisticates like Pen.  I wish I lived next to a strip mall with a Carl's Jr in it.

At least he can always follow that Big Red Star home.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: SKO on May 19, 2010, 09:29:01 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

Did you have the potato skins?
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2010, 09:29:01 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

Did you have the potato skins?

No, but a sampler was shared by all parties.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 19, 2010, 09:52:00 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2010, 09:29:01 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

Did you have the potato skins?

No, but a sampler was shared by all parties.

Kerm is becoming a swinger.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: Richard Chuggar on May 19, 2010, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

That's the worst story I've ever heard in my life.  And I've heard like 4 of Pen's stories.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 19, 2010, 10:00:07 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 19, 2010, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

That's the worst story I've ever heard in my life.  And I've heard like 4 of Pen's stories.

Shush, you. the rest of us are riveted.

Now then...how many drinks started with the name of a fruit and ended in "tini"?
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: BH on May 19, 2010, 10:01:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 19, 2010, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

That's the worst story I've ever heard in my life.  And I've heard like 4 of Pen's stories.

I don't think most chain restaurants like applebees "cook" their food, they reheat it or they flash fry stuff, it's mostly frozen food.  
At least that's what I've been told by chef's I know.

Not going too far on a limb here, but assume someone on this board has worked at one of these fine establishments, can we get a confirmation?
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: CT III on May 19, 2010, 12:06:18 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2010, 09:29:01 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

Did you have the potato skins?

No, but a sampler was shared by all parties.

After all that pizza you ate at Mullen's?
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: flannj on May 19, 2010, 12:32:05 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2010, 09:29:01 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

Did you have the potato skins?

No, but a sampler was shared by all parties.

And the entree?
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/333917277_a165edd020.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 12:32:23 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 19, 2010, 12:06:18 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2010, 09:29:01 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

Did you have the potato skins?

No, but a sampler was shared by all parties.

After all that pizza you ate at Mullen's?

That's why we shared.  I love Mullen's on Sundays.  $54 bill for, what, 10 people?

HOORAY, SUBURBS!!!
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 12:33:08 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 19, 2010, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

That's the worst story I've ever heard in my life.  And I've heard like 4 of Pen's stories.

You should definitely try to fight this story, then cry, then black out.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: CT III on May 19, 2010, 12:38:37 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 12:32:23 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 19, 2010, 12:06:18 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:35:05 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2010, 09:29:01 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

Did you have the potato skins?

No, but a sampler was shared by all parties.

After all that pizza you ate at Mullen's?

That's why we shared.  I love Mullen's on Sundays.  $54 bill for, what, 10 people?

HOORAY, SUBURBS!!!

Yeah, someone at Mullen's made a serious miscalculation on pricing for Sunday.  $2 Smithwick's drafts?  More please.
Title: Re: Please Add Joyful Schadenfreude Here!!!
Post by: PenPho on May 19, 2010, 02:42:45 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 19, 2010, 09:52:50 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 19, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 18, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on May 18, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: MAD on May 18, 2010, 08:56:42 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 18, 2010, 07:31:00 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 17, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BasM-egC3xA/S-wW5G90yGI/AAAAAAAABSY/CYR0EUJjwEQ/s1600/MacPhail) before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

That's the worst story I've ever heard in my life.  And I've heard like 4 of Pen's stories.

Sorry that you couldn't recognize the tragic humor of the "Yammer Termination" story.