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Title: Tool Academy
Post by: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 09:18:04 AM

Watch it. Now.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: CT II on January 12, 2009, 09:34:57 AM

Quote from: TDubbs on January 12, 2009, 09:18:04 AM
Watch it. Now.

I think I am.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Dave B on January 12, 2009, 12:51:55 PM

Is this a show about Al Yellon's alma mater?

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 12, 2009, 12:53:50 PM

Visanthe teaches on-air interview techniques.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Waco Kid on January 12, 2009, 01:08:19 PM

Thom Brennaman and Joe Buck teach how to be shitty broadcasters.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Philberto on January 12, 2009, 10:24:23 PM

My money is on Shawn. That dude >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MATSUFLEX

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: *In a Nutsack on January 13, 2009, 07:22:58 AM

Quote from: IrishYeti on January 12, 2009, 10:24:23 PM
My money is on Shawn. That dude >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MATSUFLEX

The dude that got kicked off the show last night has one smokin' hot girlfriend. Unfortunately, she's a full retard for hanging with that doucheballoon.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: missvalerie on January 14, 2009, 06:41:30 PM

All those girls are retarded for being with those guys. As for MATSUFLEX he's ok but MEGA provides better comedy gold.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 15, 2009, 05:34:54 AM

MATSUFLEX and TDUBBS both buy their man-panties at the same place.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: *In a Nutsack on January 15, 2009, 02:02:48 PM

Quote from: Fork on January 15, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
MATSUFLEX and TDUBBS both buy their man-panties at the same place.

My ebay store.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Tank on January 15, 2009, 02:10:35 PM

Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 15, 2009, 02:02:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 15, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
MATSUFLEX and TDUBBS both buy their man-panties at the same place.

My ebay store.

They're used then?

What kind of premium can you charge for that? Does it depend on the season/Louisiana swamp ass forecast?

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 16, 2009, 08:35:53 AM

Quote from: Tank on January 15, 2009, 02:10:35 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 15, 2009, 02:02:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 15, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
MATSUFLEX and TDUBBS both buy their man-panties at the same place.

My ebay store.

They're used then?

What kind of premium can you charge for that? Does it depend on the season/Louisiana swamp ass forecast?

Are there varying degrees of evidence of grape smugglage?

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: TDubbs on January 18, 2009, 10:24:39 PM

Greatest show ever or greatest show ever?

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: 5laky on January 19, 2009, 09:04:15 AM

Quote from: TDubbs on January 18, 2009, 10:24:39 PM
Greatest show ever or greatest show ever?

So what are we havin? Chicken orrrrrr chicken.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 21, 2009, 05:54:26 AM

Quote from: TDubbs on January 18, 2009, 10:24:39 PM
Greatest show ever or greatest show ever?

Tools + BALLROOM DANCING = (http://alun.ca/home/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/epic_win.gif)

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 26, 2009, 06:01:51 AM

DPD.

I feel better than a million dollars. I feel like $100,000.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 01, 2009, 03:21:27 PM

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: morpheus on February 03, 2009, 10:20:34 AM

Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2009, 03:21:27 PM

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy. Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic. And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 03, 2009, 10:21:40 AM

Quote from: Zed on February 03, 2009, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2009, 03:21:27 PM

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy. Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic. And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Watching Jon, er, the glee club leader ripping on the tools was gold.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 09, 2009, 12:22:55 PM

Power Tool went out like a bitch.

I'm gonna miss hearing him call his girlfriend "dude".

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: morpheus on February 09, 2009, 04:56:25 PM

The catfight/trainwreck possibilities are growing considerably. I love how the therapist encouraged the ladies to speak out against each other.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 05, 2009, 07:33:05 AM

"Is that pig you're eating?"

"No, it's pork."

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Jon on March 05, 2009, 08:43:12 AM

Quote from: Fork on February 03, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Quote from: Zed on February 03, 2009, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2009, 03:21:27 PM

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy. Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic. And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Watching Jon, er, the glee club leader ripping on the tools was gold.

Oh, Fork. Every time you make a gay joke about me, all I can see is you in your leotard and leg warmers reenacting the big scene from Flashdance and just...dreaming...

Your one man dance show will be a reality someday. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 05, 2009, 08:51:27 AM

Quote from: Jon on March 05, 2009, 08:43:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 03, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Quote from: Zed on February 03, 2009, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2009, 03:21:27 PM

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy. Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic. And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Watching Jon, er, the glee club leader ripping on the tools was gold.

Oh, Fork. Every time you make a gay joke about me, all I can see is you in your leotard and leg warmers reenacting the big scene from Flashdance and just...dreaming...

Your one man dance show will be a reality someday. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

I figured you saw me as more of a Michael Flatley type. I know I do.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Jon on March 05, 2009, 08:58:21 AM

Quote from: Fork on March 05, 2009, 08:51:27 AM
Quote from: Jon on March 05, 2009, 08:43:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 03, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Quote from: Zed on February 03, 2009, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2009, 03:21:27 PM

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy. Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic. And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Watching Jon, er, the glee club leader ripping on the tools was gold.

Oh, Fork. Every time you make a gay joke about me, all I can see is you in your leotard and leg warmers reenacting the big scene from Flashdance and just...dreaming...

Your one man dance show will be a reality someday. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

I figured you saw me as more of a Michael Flatley type. I know I do.

I saw the headband and flipped a coin.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 05, 2009, 09:01:22 AM

Quote from: Jon on March 05, 2009, 08:58:21 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 05, 2009, 08:51:27 AM
Quote from: Jon on March 05, 2009, 08:43:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 03, 2009, 10:21:40 AM
Quote from: Zed on February 03, 2009, 10:20:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 01, 2009, 03:21:27 PM

Drunk MATSUFLEX = WINNAR

That was pretty crazy. Plus, the drunken post-tantrum interviews were fantastic. And, the idea of a TOOL ACADEMY GLEE CLUB is comedy beyond words.

Watching Jon, er, the glee club leader ripping on the tools was gold.

Oh, Fork. Every time you make a gay joke about me, all I can see is you in your leotard and leg warmers reenacting the big scene from Flashdance and just...dreaming...

Your one man dance show will be a reality someday. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

I figured you saw me as more of a Michael Flatley type. I know I do.

I saw the headband and flipped a coin.

Yeah, but I do coconut oil, not buckets of water. It's OK, it's a common mistake.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: morpheus on August 31, 2009, 01:47:57 PM

Season 2 started last night. They, of course, had to use a fake host for the "International Party King" fake contest. This season looks to be just as awesome as the first one.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Kermit, B. on August 31, 2009, 02:11:10 PM

Quote from: morpheus on August 31, 2009, 01:47:57 PM
Season 2 started last night. They, of course, had to use a fake host for the "International Party King" fake contest. This season looks to be just as awesome as the first one.

There is no God.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 01, 2009, 07:50:41 AM

Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 31, 2009, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: morpheus on August 31, 2009, 01:47:57 PM
Season 2 started last night. They, of course, had to use a fake host for the "International Party King" fake contest. This season looks to be just as awesome as the first one.

There is no God.

Maybe there is, ahd He's a tool.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 10, 2009, 07:02:59 PM

Quote from: morpheus on August 31, 2009, 01:47:57 PM
Season 2 started last night. They, of course, had to use a fake host for the "International Party King" fake contest. This season looks to be just as awesome as the first one.

And it is.

"I, like, hate you!"

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: mtvernon on September 16, 2009, 12:55:22 PM

This show is great. Charm's video interview in the opening episode was by far the best of the bunch. Missed the first season, is on DVD?

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 15, 2009, 11:47:47 AM

First season is on hulu, I believe.

Anyone watching Jersey Shore?

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: R-V on December 15, 2009, 11:55:48 AM

Quote from: Fork on December 15, 2009, 11:47:47 AM
First season is on hulu, I believe.

Anyone watching Jersey Shore?

No, but I heard JerseyDubbs taught some broad a lesson.

(http://www.boblauer.com/guidette.gif)

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 15, 2009, 12:23:57 PM

Quote from: Fork on December 15, 2009, 11:47:47 AM
First season is on hulu, I believe.

Anyone watching Jersey Shore?

Best show ever probably.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on December 18, 2009, 08:37:24 AM

Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 15, 2009, 12:23:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 15, 2009, 11:47:47 AM
First season is on hulu, I believe.

Anyone watching Jersey Shore?

Best show ever probably.

Jersey Shore makes me hate America.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: powen01 on December 18, 2009, 10:05:42 AM

Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 18, 2009, 08:37:24 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 15, 2009, 12:23:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 15, 2009, 11:47:47 AM
First season is on hulu, I believe.

Anyone watching Jersey Shore?

Best show ever probably.

Jersey Shore makes me hate America.

Jersey Shore makes me hate this particular corner of the galaxy.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Gil Gunderson on December 18, 2009, 02:36:27 PM

Quote from: powen01 on December 18, 2009, 10:05:42 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 18, 2009, 08:37:24 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on December 15, 2009, 12:23:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 15, 2009, 11:47:47 AM
First season is on hulu, I believe.

Anyone watching Jersey Shore?

Best show ever probably.

Jersey Shore makes me hate America.

Jersey Shore makes me hate this particular corner of the galaxy.

Alpha Centauri is quite nice this time of year.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 21, 2009, 07:39:03 AM

"The Situation" = GuiDubbs.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 15, 2010, 07:51:57 AM

Quote from: Fork on December 21, 2009, 07:39:03 AM

"The Situation" = GuiDubbs.

Only a block from the crib, yo. Let's do this. Fuck the Cubs. (http://chicago.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/bar_club_event/mike-the-situation-and-west-town/1708749/content)

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 16, 2010, 07:22:56 AM

It's back, bitches.

This season couldbe funny as hell - there's a female tool, and her asswipe boyfriend has unlimited comedy potential.

Title: Re: Tool Academy
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 27, 2010, 08:21:33 PM

Quote from: R-V on December 15, 2009, 11:55:48 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 15, 2009, 11:47:47 AM
First season is on hulu, I believe.

Anyone watching Jersey Shore?

No, but I heard JerseyDubbs taught some broad a lesson.

(http://www.boblauer.com/guidette.gif)

http://www.thesuperficial.com/this-is-why-they-hate-us-07-2010

(http://i.imgur.com/4nL71.jpg)

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