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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #165 on: September 30, 2009, 04:05:42 PM »
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #166 on: October 01, 2009, 09:28:03 AM »
Quote from: Pre on September 30, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 30, 2009, 03:07:01 PM
When I did bench, the bar was always at my chest. This dood has weird form. No wonder he almost killed himself.

I believe part of it slipping out of control involves it moving into
a position other than perfectly aligned with the correct spot.  I
would also guess that it happened while he was putting the bar
back on the support, which involved moving it towards his head.

Yeah, but he had a spotter. What the fuck was he doing?
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #167 on: October 01, 2009, 09:30:02 AM »
Quote from: Fork on October 01, 2009, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Pre on September 30, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 30, 2009, 03:07:01 PM
When I did bench, the bar was always at my chest. This dood has weird form. No wonder he almost killed himself.

I believe part of it slipping out of control involves it moving into
a position other than perfectly aligned with the correct spot.  I
would also guess that it happened while he was putting the bar
back on the support, which involved moving it towards his head.

Yeah, but he had a spotter. What the fuck was he doing?

Probably picking it up off of his crushed throat.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #168 on: October 01, 2009, 09:35:39 AM »
Quote from: Fork on October 01, 2009, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Pre on September 30, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on September 30, 2009, 03:07:01 PM
When I did bench, the bar was always at my chest. This dood has weird form. No wonder he almost killed himself.

I believe part of it slipping out of control involves it moving into
a position other than perfectly aligned with the correct spot.  I
would also guess that it happened while he was putting the bar
back on the support, which involved moving it towards his head.

Yeah, but he had a spotter. What the fuck was he doing?

He was barely even using his pinkies. It's you all the way bro. You got this! PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!

Oh fuck...someone help!

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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #169 on: October 03, 2009, 02:14:53 PM »
Purdue may want to work a bit on the ball security there.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #170 on: October 03, 2009, 02:16:39 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on October 03, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
Purdue may want to work a bit on the ball security there.

Up 21-3. Six turnovers later, 27-21 loss at home to NU. This is the worst Purdue team I can remember. I need drinky. Quickly.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #171 on: October 03, 2009, 08:58:03 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: thehawk on October 03, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
Purdue may want to work a bit on the ball security there.

Up 21-3. Six turnovers later, 27-21 loss at home to NU. This is the worst Purdue team I can remember. I need drinky. Quickly.

Thanks Purdue, NU needed all the help it could get.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #172 on: October 03, 2009, 09:18:57 PM »
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on October 03, 2009, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: thehawk on October 03, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
Purdue may want to work a bit on the ball security there.

Up 21-3. Six turnovers later, 27-21 loss at home to NU. This is the worst Purdue team I can remember. I need drinky. Quickly.

Thanks Purdue, NU needed all the help it could get.

I'd say that niether team will win a game the rest of the year but I obviously know absoutely jack shit about sports and I'm so tanked I don't even know if I just spelled neither right.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #173 on: October 03, 2009, 09:50:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 09:18:57 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on October 03, 2009, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: thehawk on October 03, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
Purdue may want to work a bit on the ball security there.

Up 21-3. Six turnovers later, 27-21 loss at home to NU. This is the worst Purdue team I can remember. I need drinky. Quickly.

Thanks Purdue, NU needed all the help it could get.

I'd say that niether team will win a game the rest of the year but I obviously know absoutely jack shit about sports and I'm so tanked I don't even know if I just spelled neither right.

Northwestern
10/10 vs Miami (OH)
10/17 at Mich St
10/24 vs Indiana (HC)
10/31 vs Penn St
11/07 at Iowa
11/14 at Illinois
11/21 vs Wisconsin

Purdue
10/10 at Minnesota
10/17 vs Ohio St
10/24 vs Illinois
10/31 at Wisconsin
11/07 at Michigan
11/14 vs Mich St
11/21 at Indiana

Both should beat Illinois at least.  I was at the game today and they look really, really bad.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #174 on: October 04, 2009, 06:34:28 PM »
Quote from: BearsBearsBearsB... on October 03, 2009, 09:50:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 09:18:57 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on October 03, 2009, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: thehawk on October 03, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
Purdue may want to work a bit on the ball security there.

Up 21-3. Six turnovers later, 27-21 loss at home to NU. This is the worst Purdue team I can remember. I need drinky. Quickly.

Thanks Purdue, NU needed all the help it could get.

I'd say that niether team will win a game the rest of the year but I obviously know absoutely jack shit about sports and I'm so tanked I don't even know if I just spelled neither right.

Northwestern
10/10 vs Miami (OH)
10/17 at Mich St
10/24 vs Indiana (HC)
10/31 vs Penn St
11/07 at Iowa
11/14 at Illinois
11/21 vs Wisconsin

Purdue
10/10 at Minnesota
10/17 vs Ohio St
10/24 vs Illinois
10/31 at Wisconsin
11/07 at Michigan
11/14 vs Mich St
11/21 at Indiana

Both should beat Illinois at least.  I was at the game today and they look really, really bad.

I was there as well. I kept asking the security guard near me if he was ever going to arrest Joe Pa for the rape his team was committing. 7-3 Penn State at halftime, 28-3 by the start of the 4th quarter. Uggh.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #175 on: October 04, 2009, 10:49:22 PM »
Quote from: BearsBearsBearsB... on October 03, 2009, 09:50:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 09:18:57 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on October 03, 2009, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: thehawk on October 03, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
Purdue may want to work a bit on the ball security there.

Up 21-3. Six turnovers later, 27-21 loss at home to NU. This is the worst Purdue team I can remember. I need drinky. Quickly.

Thanks Purdue, NU needed all the help it could get.

I'd say that niether team will win a game the rest of the year but I obviously know absoutely jack shit about sports and I'm so tanked I don't even know if I just spelled neither right.

Northwestern
10/10 vs Miami (OH)
10/17 at Mich St
10/24 vs Indiana (HC)
10/31 vs Penn St
11/07 at Iowa
11/14 at Illinois
11/21 vs Wisconsin

Purdue
10/10 at Minnesota
10/17 vs Ohio St
10/24 vs Illinois
10/31 at Wisconsin
11/07 at Michigan
11/14 vs Mich St
11/21 at Indiana

Both should beat Illinois at least.  I was at the game today and they look really, really bad.

I'll put my money on Illinois.  Purdue is terrible...Northwestern is outright disgusting. 

That was the probably worst Big Ten game I've ever watched as far overall quality.

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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #176 on: October 04, 2009, 10:54:25 PM »
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 04, 2009, 10:49:22 PM
Quote from: BearsBearsBearsB... on October 03, 2009, 09:50:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 09:18:57 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on October 03, 2009, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: thehawk on October 03, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
Purdue may want to work a bit on the ball security there.

Up 21-3. Six turnovers later, 27-21 loss at home to NU. This is the worst Purdue team I can remember. I need drinky. Quickly.

Thanks Purdue, NU needed all the help it could get.

I'd say that niether team will win a game the rest of the year but I obviously know absoutely jack shit about sports and I'm so tanked I don't even know if I just spelled neither right.

Northwestern
10/10 vs Miami (OH)
10/17 at Mich St
10/24 vs Indiana (HC)
10/31 vs Penn St
11/07 at Iowa
11/14 at Illinois
11/21 vs Wisconsin

Purdue
10/10 at Minnesota
10/17 vs Ohio St
10/24 vs Illinois
10/31 at Wisconsin
11/07 at Michigan
11/14 vs Mich St
11/21 at Indiana

Both should beat Illinois at least.  I was at the game today and they look really, really bad.

I'll put my money on Illinois.  Purdue is terrible...Northwestern is outright disgusting. 

That was the probably worst Big Ten game I've ever watched as far overall quality.

As bad as Illinois looks, I think you're right about this.

I can't vouch for this conference anymore. It's disgraceful.

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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #177 on: October 05, 2009, 08:21:04 AM »
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 04, 2009, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 04, 2009, 10:49:22 PM
Quote from: BearsBearsBearsB... on October 03, 2009, 09:50:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 09:18:57 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on October 03, 2009, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: thehawk on October 03, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
Purdue may want to work a bit on the ball security there.

Up 21-3. Six turnovers later, 27-21 loss at home to NU. This is the worst Purdue team I can remember. I need drinky. Quickly.

Thanks Purdue, NU needed all the help it could get.

I'd say that niether team will win a game the rest of the year but I obviously know absoutely jack shit about sports and I'm so tanked I don't even know if I just spelled neither right.

Northwestern
10/10 vs Miami (OH)
10/17 at Mich St
10/24 vs Indiana (HC)
10/31 vs Penn St
11/07 at Iowa
11/14 at Illinois
11/21 vs Wisconsin

Purdue
10/10 at Minnesota
10/17 vs Ohio St
10/24 vs Illinois
10/31 at Wisconsin
11/07 at Michigan
11/14 vs Mich St
11/21 at Indiana

Both should beat Illinois at least.  I was at the game today and they look really, really bad.

I'll put my money on Illinois.  Purdue is terrible...Northwestern is outright disgusting. 

That was the probably worst Big Ten game I've ever watched as far overall quality.

As bad as Illinois looks, I think you're right about this.

I can't vouch for this conference anymore. It's disgraceful.

Maybe in sports. But Northwestern is a really good school. And Illiniois, it has some really smart alums too.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #178 on: October 05, 2009, 08:52:09 AM »
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on October 04, 2009, 10:49:22 PM
Quote from: BearsBearsBearsB... on October 03, 2009, 09:50:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 09:18:57 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on October 03, 2009, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 03, 2009, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: thehawk on October 03, 2009, 02:14:53 PM
Purdue may want to work a bit on the ball security there.

Up 21-3. Six turnovers later, 27-21 loss at home to NU. This is the worst Purdue team I can remember. I need drinky. Quickly.

Thanks Purdue, NU needed all the help it could get.

I'd say that niether team will win a game the rest of the year but I obviously know absoutely jack shit about sports and I'm so tanked I don't even know if I just spelled neither right.

Northwestern
10/10 vs Miami (OH)
10/17 at Mich St
10/24 vs Indiana (HC)
10/31 vs Penn St
11/07 at Iowa
11/14 at Illinois
11/21 vs Wisconsin

Purdue
10/10 at Minnesota
10/17 vs Ohio St
10/24 vs Illinois
10/31 at Wisconsin
11/07 at Michigan
11/14 vs Mich St
11/21 at Indiana

Both should beat Illinois at least.  I was at the game today and they look really, really bad.

I'll put my money on Illinois.  Purdue is terrible...Northwestern is outright disgusting. 

That was the probably worst Big Ten game I've ever watched as far overall quality.

Illinois' football season was cancelled after the Missouri game.

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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #179 on: October 05, 2009, 08:53:56 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on October 05, 2009, 08:52:09 AM
Illinois' football season was cancelled after the Missouri game.
The one in 2005?