Things Cubbie Julie can spend $3500 on without making her bank suspicious

[Jon]

Naw, I just would've told you the story about how I had to take my wife to the emergency room last week and we were treated in a couple of hours, while her aunt is in Florida (with travel insurance) and had to go to the emergency room and was there for at least half a day.  

Then again, since when is Florida a good representation of the rest of the US?

Your aunt just isn't doing it right.  Emergency room visits work best when you're in urgent
need of care, say with blood pouring from your face.  You get bumped to the front of the
line and get to bleed on everything and they take good care of you.  If someone goes to the
emergency room for something that isn't an emergency, then they should rot on a bench.
If you have a real emergency, then a few hours doesn't mean a fucking thing and you're just
happy they treated you and you didn't die.

Unless you aunt died, in which case I still mean what I said but I offer my condolences and
suggest against going to Florida.

You make a valid point.  She was only vomiting until it gave her seizures, which comparatively is inconsequential to the sort of shit that Florida deals with on an hourly basis. 

Well, I'm no doctor.

Not yet.

Don't you jinx me, JOn.

And where'd BGP go?  I went to post something yesteryear and it'd up and disappeared.

It still technically exists. Dodge the tumbleweeds and brush off the cobwebs and its there.

[Canadouche]

I don't agree that Kurt Evans is a first ballot Hall of Famer when it comes to making every thread about himself.  He's much more multi-versatile than that.  Don't sell him short. He can ruin threads in all sorts of ways.

For sure.  Remember when I used to have an obnoxiously large banner in the signature part of each post?

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't agree that Kurt Evans is a first ballot Hall of Famer when it comes to making every thread about himself.  He's much more multi-versatile than that.  Don't sell him short. He can ruin threads in all sorts of ways.

For sure.  Remember when I used to have an obnoxiously large banner in the signature part of each post?

Yeah, you'd think Andy owned the place or something.

[Eli]

I don't agree that Kurt Evans is a first ballot Hall of Famer when it comes to making every thread about himself.  He's much more multi-versatile than that.  Don't sell him short. He can ruin threads in all sorts of ways.

For sure.  Remember when I used to have an obnoxiously large banner in the signature part of each post?

No.

[Wheezer]

I don't agree that Kurt Evans is a first ballot Hall of Famer when it comes to making every thread about himself.  He's much more multi-versatile than that.  Don't sell him short. He can ruin threads in all sorts of ways.

For sure.  Remember when I used to have an obnoxiously large banner in the signature part of each post?

No.

Yes. I almost got some French dude to pony up a full list of Imageshack IP addresses so that I could block them at the border, but he realized at the last moment that I wasn't an agent of Hannah Holborn Gray.

[PenFoe]

Hiring Kurt Evans to ghost write articles for her blog.

[Kermit IV]

And I had such high hopes for this thread.

Thanks, Kurt.

[CBStew]

I have had a long day.  I am too tired to go all the way back to the beginning.  What is this thread supposed to be about?

All the cool shit I got at Target this weekend.

Oh.  Evans was on sale?

[CT III]

And I had such high hopes for this thread.

Thanks, Kurt.

You did?  I haven't had high hopes for any thread on this messageboard since BC and Paul thread-casted an entire Bears' game together.

[Brownie]

I have had a long day.  I am too tired to go all the way back to the beginning.  What is this thread supposed to be about?

All the cool shit I got at Target this weekend.

Oh.  Evans was on sale?

Evans is still on sale, as long as you spend more than $125.

Seeing that you're charging up $3,500 on Julie's Debit Mastercard (There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's CubbieJulie's Mastercard), you she would be eligible for the savings.

Assuming 10% Cook County tax, you could buy 28 of this Evans product.

[Jon]

And I had such high hopes for this thread.

Thanks, Kurt.

You did?  I haven't had high hopes for any thread on this messageboard since BC and Paul thread-casted an entire Bears' game together.

I expected nothing from this thread, and got it.

[BH]

Let's get BACK ON TRACK !.

[Kermit IV]

Let's get BACK ON TRACK !.

Tomorrow, we'll go back to blogging about the Cubs.

Good.  I can't WAIT until she gets to the bottom of this "which Cub is the hottest Cub?" issue!

[powen01]

Let's get BACK ON TRACK !.

Tomorrow, we'll go back to blogging about the Cubs.

Good.  I She can't WAIT until she gets to the bottom of this pie "which Cub is the hottest Cub?" issue!

Fat chick'd.

[Jon]

Let's get BACK ON TRACK !.

Tomorrow, we'll go back to blogging about the Cubs.

Good.  I She can't WAIT until she gets to the bottom of this pie "which Cub is the hottest Cub?" issue!

Fat chick'd.

I'm torn.

On the one hand, I really want to laugh at fat people.

But on the other, I really like pie.