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SKO

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #225 on: August 04, 2010, 01:48:27 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.

Pictures you could easily have found by simply typing her name into a GIS?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #226 on: August 04, 2010, 01:49:32 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.

She had big fake tits (which she has since reduced), a decent face and a pancake ass. I still maintain that she's no-big-deal.

That she now reads Twitter updates for a sports show airing between rodeos and MMA bouts doesn't move the needle for me in either direction, frankly. Meh.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #227 on: August 04, 2010, 01:50:06 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.

Not until there's 12-year-olds up in this bitch.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #228 on: August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM »
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is.  Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #229 on: August 04, 2010, 01:54:54 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is.  Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.

Did you hear it from Deep Scrote?



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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #230 on: August 04, 2010, 01:55:38 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 04, 2010, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.

Pictures you could easily have found by simply typing her name into a GIS?

Only site I'll ever need, dood.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 04, 2010, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.

She had big fake tits (which she has since reduced), a decent face and a pancake ass. I still maintain that she's no-big-deal.

That she now reads Twitter updates for a sports show airing between rodeos and MMA bouts doesn't move the needle for me in either direction, frankly. Meh.

Ok face, pancake ass, but nice legs, stomach, tan, tits (sure they're fake). If you wouldn't fuck her, then you're clearly gay. Not that you weren't in the first place, but this is just icing on the top of your Great American Adventure butt plug.

Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is.  Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.

How so? With your ears and everything?

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #231 on: August 04, 2010, 01:57:26 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 04, 2010, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.

Pictures you could easily have found by simply typing her name into a GIS?

Only site I'll ever need, dood.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 04, 2010, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.

She had big fake tits (which she has since reduced), a decent face and a pancake ass. I still maintain that she's no-big-deal.

That she now reads Twitter updates for a sports show airing between rodeos and MMA bouts doesn't move the needle for me in either direction, frankly. Meh.

Ok face, pancake ass, but nice legs, stomach, tan, tits (sure they're fake). If you wouldn't fuck her, then you're clearly gay. Not that you weren't in the first place, but this is just icing on the top of your Great American Adventure butt plug.

Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is.  Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.

How so? With your ears and everything?

I know someone who knows her.  But I don't know her.  And no I can't get you her number.  She's of age, anyway.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #232 on: August 04, 2010, 01:57:40 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 04, 2010, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.

Pictures you could easily have found by simply typing her name into a GIS?

Only site I'll ever need, dood.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 04, 2010, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.

She had big fake tits (which she has since reduced), a decent face and a pancake ass. I still maintain that she's no-big-deal.

That she now reads Twitter updates for a sports show airing between rodeos and MMA bouts doesn't move the needle for me in either direction, frankly. Meh.

Ok face, pancake ass, but nice legs, stomach, tan, tits (sure they're fake). If you wouldn't fuck her, then you're clearly gay. Not that you weren't in the first place, but this is just icing on the top of your Great American Adventure butt plug.

Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is.  Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.

How so? With your ears and everything?

I don't get this reference at all.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #233 on: August 04, 2010, 02:20:07 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on August 04, 2010, 01:57:40 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 04, 2010, 01:48:27 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.

Pictures you could easily have found by simply typing her name into a GIS?

Only site I'll ever need, dood.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 04, 2010, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM
I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.

She had big fake tits (which she has since reduced), a decent face and a pancake ass. I still maintain that she's no-big-deal.

That she now reads Twitter updates for a sports show airing between rodeos and MMA bouts doesn't move the needle for me in either direction, frankly. Meh.

Ok face, pancake ass, but nice legs, stomach, tan, tits (sure they're fake). If you wouldn't fuck her, then you're clearly gay. Not that you weren't in the first place, but this is just icing on the top of your Great American Adventure Challenge butt plug.

Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
I've heard one of the voicemails he left her, and it's just as pathetic as you think it is.  Ol' Brittfar tinks yew look purty.

How so? With your ears and everything?

I don't get this reference at all.

Sorry. Rephrase'd after I recalled the proper name.

Quote from: Night Man on August 04, 2010, 01:57:26 PM

I know someone who knows her.  But I don't know her.  And no I can't get you her number.  She's of age, anyway.

Yea, but if she had a 13 yr old sister..... HHHEEEEAAVVVEEENNN!

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #235 on: August 17, 2010, 03:45:20 PM »
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #239 on: August 17, 2010, 04:04:24 PM »
Quote from: Bort on August 17, 2010, 03:53:22 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 17, 2010, 03:51:09 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 17, 2010, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 17, 2010, 03:45:20 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 17, 2010, 03:44:11 PM
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