Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse

[Kermit IV]

I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.

So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?

God I hope so.

I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.

This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.

And no more fucking jeans ads.

Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.

If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.

What about the shotguns in the upper right?

Still, the guy peeking his head through the door in the upper left is sort of awesome.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.

So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?

God I hope so.

I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.

This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.

And no more fucking jeans ads.

Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.

If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.

What about the shotguns in the upper right?

Still, the guy peeking his head through the door in the upper left is sort of awesome.

He reminds me of the guy in "Bachelor Party" who slept with the tranny.

[Kermit IV]

I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.

So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?

God I hope so.

I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.

This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.

And no more fucking jeans ads.

Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.

If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.

What about the shotguns in the upper right?

Still, the guy peeking his head through the door in the upper left is sort of awesome.

He reminds me of the guy in "Bachelor Party" who slept with the tranny.

"She pees standing up!"

[morpheus]

I'm setting week 9.5 as the over/under on when Favre retires.

So, will he be QBing the Vikings when they come to Chicago?

God I hope so.

I want him to start all 16 games and maintain this level of play. He owes it to us.

This. I want his iron man streak to become a mockery as he takes the field every week only to subject himself to total humiliation. I want the crowds screaming for the old man's blood. I want the Favre-Protecting establishment to finally just say "well, he's old and he sucks." I want him to finally burn every single bridge left until he is chased out of football forever. Someday we will point to our children and say "this, kids, is why you should shut the fuck up and go off quietly into the night while you have a chance to do so with some kind of dignity." I want the memory of Brett Favre flailing his way through his final season like a 41 year old Jake Plummer to forever taint all of Huey's misty-eyed memories of his "magic" years. I'll not rest until he leaves that field in enough pain that he can't even ride his God damn tractor. Words cannot express the level of hell this man deserves to suffer.

And no more fucking jeans ads.

Shit, I didn't realize he was a Cardinals fan too.

If that's a Bonds poster, he's hit the douche trifecta.

What about the shotguns in the upper right?

Still, the guy peeking his head through the door in the upper left is sort of awesome.

He reminds me of the guy in "Bachelor Party" who slept with the tranny.

"She pees standing up!"

I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that ChuckD make a new Easter Egg hunt out of that Favre photo.  Like this one:

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that ChuckD make a new Easter Egg hunt out of that Favre photo.

I get the feeling that ChuckD has a good job now or something. I'm afraid we've lost him to gainful employment.

[Yeti]

I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that ChuckD make a new Easter Egg hunt out of that Favre photo.

I get the feeling that ChuckD has a good job now or something. I'm afraid we've lost him to gainful employment.

What an asshole

[PenPho]

Jay Glazer reporting that the Vikings are "very close" to landing Randy Moss.

Yes, vikes and pats have been working on trade that sends randy moss to vikes and r very clode but can't be done until vikes and moss work out new contract, whcih they r working on

[SKO]

Jay Glazer reporting that the Vikings are "very close" to landing Randy Moss.

Yes, vikes and pats have been working on trade that sends randy moss to vikes and r very clode but can't be done until vikes and moss work out new contract, whcih they r working on

Fuck it. Bring him on. I'll be glad to hear the media figure out a way to blame him when Favre throws another pick into double coverage and has it picked off.

[Slaky]

But I like Randy Moss.

[Internet Apex]

But I like Randy Moss.

Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.

[SKO]

But I like Randy Moss.

Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0

[Eli]

Fuck it. Bring him on. I'll be glad to hear the media figure out a way to blame him when Favre throws another pick into double coverage and has it picked off.

The rumored compensation is a third-rounder.  That doesn't sound like very much, but I guess it's just a rumor at this point. 

I also find it funny that the Internet's most popular sportswriter started this entire thing because he doesn't know how to use the Internet.

[SKO]

Fuck it. Bring him on. I'll be glad to hear the media figure out a way to blame him when Favre throws another pick into double coverage and has it picked off.

The rumored compensation is a third-rounder.  That doesn't sound like very much, but I guess it's just a rumor at this point. 

I also find it funny that the Internet's most popular sportswriter started this entire thing because he doesn't know how to use the Internet.

That's it? God dammit, Jerry Angelo. Offer one of the second round picks that you're going to waste on a fragile defensive tackle from Abilene Christian anyway and get him just to screw over Minny.

[Internet Apex]

But I like Randy Moss.

Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s

[Chuck to Chuck]

But I like Randy Moss.

Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s

It was better over here.