Roger Ebert.
No links yet, but all over social media - so it's got to be true.
Alternative Title: Beyond the Valley of the Dead
Points for Gil, Huey, CT, Bonk and Butthead.
Fuck, FACEd twice in a day.
The balcony is closed.
Link. (http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/17320958-418/roger-ebert-dies-at-70-after-battle-with-cancer.html)
It must have been the goddam Protestants. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFpRJKnK2U)
Quote from: PenFoe on April 04, 2013, 02:45:38 PM
Link. (http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/17320958-418/roger-ebert-dies-at-70-after-battle-with-cancer.html)
Using a man's death to make people sign up for spam emails from the Sun-Times' "valued partners"? FOR SHAME.
Quote from: PenFoe on April 04, 2013, 02:42:08 PM
Points for Gil, Huey, CT, Bonk and Butthead.
Second helpings of DEAD for Gil, Huey and CT. First blood drawn for Bonk and Butthead. Gil gets the best of this death with 7 points.
CT appears to be gunning for the First Annual Huard Pank Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Dead Pool Inefficiency, bagging a pair of one-pointers so far.
If Pappy Bush and Ariel Sharon go toes-up next, he'll have the minimum 4 total points on his 4 kills, good for a tie for the lead in total kills and eleventh place in points.
(Huey would be tied with him for most kills in such a scenario, but would be tied for 6th place with a score of 9.)
Also, though maybe this sort of post doesn't belong here, this is pretty sad.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2013, 04:21:19 PM
Also, though maybe this sort of post doesn't belong here, this is pretty sad.
These are the worst 7 points I've ever gotten from this thread.
Why couldn't Harold Camping die?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2013, 04:21:19 PM
Also, though maybe this sort of post doesn't belong here, this is pretty sad.
Agreed.
Now who's going to tell us guns are bad? Piers Morgan? Yeesh.
The Onion has your feels right here. (http://www.theonion.com/articles/roger-ebert-hails-human-existence-as-a-triumph,31945/)
I hated, hated, hated this death.
Fortunately, some perspective (http://deadspin.com/5482198/my-roger-ebert-story).
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2013, 04:44:35 PM
Fortunately, some perspective (http://deadspin.com/5482198/my-roger-ebert-story).
From 2010.
Thanks, Fork.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 05:02:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2013, 04:44:35 PM
Fortunately, some perspective (http://deadspin.com/5482198/my-roger-ebert-story).
From 2010.
Thanks, Fork.
So, what you're saying is that Fork got FACE'd again?
But seriously, Will Lietch is the worst.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 05, 2013, 05:02:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2013, 04:44:35 PM
Fortunately, some perspective (http://deadspin.com/5482198/my-roger-ebert-story).
From 2010.
Thanks, Fork.
Will Leitch is timeless.
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 04, 2013, 02:54:49 PM
It must have been the goddam Protestants. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFpRJKnK2U)
That video is awesome.
Quote from: CT III on April 05, 2013, 09:33:44 AM
I hated, hated, hated this death.
This one's for TEC in particular. (http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2013/04/roger-ebert-memories-bad-review-zweibel.html)