Kate Granger died a few weeks ago (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jul/25/cancer-charity-fundraiser-kate-granger-dies-aged-34). That'll teach her to be a geriatric physician, cancer fundraiser, and all-round really fantastic and admirable person.
On the other hand, ten points for me, so, you know... it was all worthwhile.