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Fuck the Pirates: Rivalry Thread
« on: October 07, 2015, 09:28:15 PM »
And at that moment, a hatred was born.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Fuck the Pirates Rivalry Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2015, 09:35:48 PM »
watching Ringo Starr punch out a Gatorade cooler made my night.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Fuck the Pirates Rivalry Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2015, 09:36:27 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 07, 2015, 09:35:48 PM
watching Ringo Starr punch out a Gatorade cooler made my night.

I gotta go with Slak, that guy is X-Pac.

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Re: Fuck the Pirates Rivalry Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2015, 09:42:29 PM »
I initially parsed this as "'Fuck the Pirates Rivalry' Thread," to which my immediate response was "rivalry?" Then I tried "'Fuck the Pirates' Rivalry Thread," but it's still not adding up for me.
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Re: Fuck the Pirates Rivalry Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2015, 09:43:53 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 07, 2015, 09:36:27 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 07, 2015, 09:35:48 PM
watching Ringo Starr punch out a Gatorade cooler made my night.

I gotta go with Slak, that guy is X-Pac.
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Re: Fuck the Pirates Rivalry Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2015, 09:49:13 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on October 07, 2015, 09:42:29 PM
I initially parsed this as "'Fuck the Pirates Rivalry' Thread," to which my immediate response was "rivalry?" Then I tried "'Fuck the Pirates' Rivalry Thread," but it's still not adding up for me.

"Fuck the Pirates (Rivalry Thread)"?
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Re: Fuck the Pirates Rivalry Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2015, 10:05:34 PM »
https://twitter.com/piratescooler/status/651950867042713604



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Re: Fuck the Pirates Rivalry Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2015, 10:10:23 PM »
I've been looking for a new reason to hate a team. This will do nicely.
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Re: Fuck the Pirates Rivalry Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2015, 10:15:25 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on October 07, 2015, 09:49:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 07, 2015, 09:42:29 PM
I initially parsed this as "'Fuck the Pirates Rivalry' Thread," to which my immediate response was "rivalry?" Then I tried "'Fuck the Pirates' Rivalry Thread," but it's still not adding up for me.

"Fuck the Pirates (Rivalry Thread)"?

Fine.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Fuck the Pirates Rivalry Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2015, 11:02:29 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 07, 2015, 09:35:48 PM
watching Ringo Starr punch out a Gatorade cooler made my night.

Guess he wasn't happy about being Pittsburgh's starting 1st baseman, but never getting a chance to bat.
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Re: Fuck the Pirates Rivalry Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2015, 12:12:55 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2015, 11:02:29 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on October 07, 2015, 09:35:48 PM
watching Ringo Starr punch out a Gatorade cooler made my night.

Guess he wasn't happy about being Pittsburgh's starting 1st baseman, but never getting a chance to bat.

Dude has an enviable head of hair, I'll give him that.
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Re: Fuck the Pirates: Rivalry Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2015, 12:17:20 AM »
And he sports quite the bandana

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Re: Fuck the Pirates: Rivalry Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2015, 02:33:14 AM »
I can't hate Rodriguez, or the Pirates.  He thoroughly, thoroughly embarrassed himself, his organisation and his home town, and gave me a bloody good laugh whilst bowing out of the postseason without a fight.  What's not to love?
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Re: Fuck the Pirates: Rivalry Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2015, 08:42:53 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on October 08, 2015, 02:33:14 AM
I can't hate Rodriguez, or the Pirates.  He thoroughly, thoroughly embarrassed himself, his organisation and his home town, and gave me a bloody good laugh whilst bowing out of the postseason without a fight.  What's not to love?

Agreed. The Pirates and Cubs both deserved better than a one-game playoff to settle this issue. If it had gone the other way though, my butthurt would be felt from outer space.
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Re: Fuck the Pirates: Rivalry Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2015, 09:33:29 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on October 08, 2015, 08:42:53 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 08, 2015, 02:33:14 AM
I can't hate Rodriguez, or the Pirates.  He thoroughly, thoroughly embarrassed himself, his organisation and his home town, and gave me a bloody good laugh whilst bowing out of the postseason without a fight.  What's not to love?

Agreed. The Pirates and Cubs both deserved better than a one-game playoff to settle this issue. If it had gone the other way though, my butthurt would be felt from outer space.

I agree a series is better, but when a crying Pirates' fan moaned on Facebook about it, let's also remember that the Cubs have a rested bullpen and the Pirates would have 1, if not 2 players suspended from the playoffs (and I do not think you can appeal suspensions in the playoffs).