I love Martin Scorsese films. I love boobs.
Five stars.
Quote from: InternetApex on December 30, 2013, 09:45:11 AM
I love Martin Scorsese films. I love boobs.
Five stars.
Shirtless Jonah Hill really does it for you?
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2013, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on December 30, 2013, 09:45:11 AM
I love Martin Scorsese films. I love boobs.
Five stars.
Shirtless Jonah Hill really does it for you?
Oh, just you wait.
I kind of wondered what the likes of Jonah Hill and Rob Reiner would be doing in a Scorsese joint. Had no idea that this movie would be basically a straight up comedy nearly start to finish.
Rob Reiner talking about bush was almost worth the price of my ticket alone.
Also: Margot Robbie kind of seems like too good of an actress for someone who looks like Margot Robbie...
(http://i.imgur.com/F7if249.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BXmeSeG.jpg)
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 31, 2013, 12:51:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/F7if249.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BXmeSeG.jpg)
Yes.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 31, 2013, 12:51:08 AM
I kind of wondered what the likes of Jonah Hill and Rob Reiner would be doing in a Scorsese joint. Had no idea that this movie would be basically a straight up comedy nearly start to finish.
Rob Reiner talking about bush was almost worth the price of my ticket alone.
Also: Margot Robbie kind of seems like too good of an actress for someone who looks like Margot Robbie...
(http://i.imgur.com/F7if249.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BXmeSeG.jpg)
Intrepid Reader: ChuckNot enough calf muscle definition. 1/10
Quote from: ChuckD on December 31, 2013, 10:40:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 31, 2013, 12:51:08 AM
I kind of wondered what the likes of Jonah Hill and Rob Reiner would be doing in a Scorsese joint. Had no idea that this movie would be basically a straight up comedy nearly start to finish.
Rob Reiner talking about bush was almost worth the price of my ticket alone.
Also: Margot Robbie kind of seems like too good of an actress for someone who looks like Margot Robbie...
(http://i.imgur.com/F7if249.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BXmeSeG.jpg)
Intrepid Reader: Chuck
Not enough calf muscle definition. 1/10 would not bang
Don't forget.
Chuck agrees with every single criticism in this entire meme. (http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/238447-210-would-not-bang)
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 10:49:12 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 31, 2013, 10:40:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 31, 2013, 12:51:08 AM
I kind of wondered what the likes of Jonah Hill and Rob Reiner would be doing in a Scorsese joint. Had no idea that this movie would be basically a straight up comedy nearly start to finish.
Rob Reiner talking about bush was almost worth the price of my ticket alone.
Also: Margot Robbie kind of seems like too good of an actress for someone who looks like Margot Robbie...
(http://i.imgur.com/F7if249.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BXmeSeG.jpg)
Intrepid Reader: Chuck
Not enough calf muscle definition. 1/10 would not bang
Don't forget.
Chuck agrees with every single criticism in this entire meme. (http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/238447-210-would-not-bang)
Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.
Quote from: ChuckD on December 31, 2013, 10:56:56 AM
Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.
Look at her closest knee. I see two bumps. One kneecap or two? Gross. And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked! Way too sharp. Disgusting. Pass.
+1
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 11:04:48 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 31, 2013, 10:56:56 AM
Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.
Look at her closest knee. I see two bumps. One kneecap or two? Gross. And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked! Way too sharp. Disgusting. Pass.
I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!
Quote from: CBStew on December 31, 2013, 11:48:53 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 11:04:48 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 31, 2013, 10:56:56 AM
Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.
Look at her closest knee. I see two bumps. One kneecap or two? Gross. And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked! Way too sharp. Disgusting. Pass.
I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!
You're right, we have to take another point off. 0/10 would not even think of banging
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 12:06:01 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 31, 2013, 11:48:53 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 11:04:48 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 31, 2013, 10:56:56 AM
Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.
Look at her closest knee. I see two bumps. One kneecap or two? Gross. And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked! Way too sharp. Disgusting. Pass.
I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!
You're right, we have to take another point off. 0/10 would not even think of banging
She probably even has ass zits, so doggy style isn't even an option.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 12:06:01 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 31, 2013, 11:48:53 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 11:04:48 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 31, 2013, 10:56:56 AM
Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.
Look at her closest knee. I see two bumps. One kneecap or two? Gross. And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked! Way too sharp. Disgusting. Pass.
I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!
You're right, we have to take another point off. 0/10 would not even think of banging
Wait until you see her tits. This joke won't even be funny anymore.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 12:06:01 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 31, 2013, 11:48:53 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 11:04:48 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 31, 2013, 10:56:56 AM
Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.
Look at her closest knee. I see two bumps. One kneecap or two? Gross. And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked! Way too sharp. Disgusting. Pass.
I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!
You're right, we have to take another point off. 0/10 would not even think of banging
Also, I'm pretty sure she wasn't
actually panty-less in that scene.
Though try telling that to my boner.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 31, 2013, 12:42:21 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 12:06:01 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 31, 2013, 11:48:53 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 31, 2013, 11:04:48 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 31, 2013, 10:56:56 AM
Thanks for the assist. Seriously, though. Look at her right upper foot. It looks like she sprained it. Dealbreaker.
Look at her closest knee. I see two bumps. One kneecap or two? Gross. And look at her left knee, whoa, I could get spiked! Way too sharp. Disgusting. Pass.
I can't believe that no one has mentioned the weird way that her nose comes to a point!
You're right, we have to take another point off. 0/10 would not even think of banging
Also, I'm pretty sure she wasn't actually panty-less in that scene.
Though try telling that to my boner.
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Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Yes, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2014, 05:08:52 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Yes, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
"Must Love Dogs".
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2014, 05:23:47 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2014, 05:08:52 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Yes, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
"Must Love Dogs".
Beerfest. But not the characters. The actors themselves, and everyone involved in making it.
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2014, 05:23:47 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2014, 05:08:52 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Yes, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
"Must Love Dogs".
Juno
Quote from: Slaky on January 05, 2014, 07:55:15 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2014, 05:23:47 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2014, 05:08:52 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Yes, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
"Must Love Dogs".
Juno
Severely hung over and stuck in a theater full of 8 year olds watching Pikachu's Vacation made me want to kill myself.
Does that count?
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Breakfast Club.
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Fork's home movies.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2014, 09:25:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Fork's home movies.
Oof.
Quote from: flannj on January 06, 2014, 08:06:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on January 05, 2014, 07:55:15 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 05, 2014, 05:23:47 PM
Quote from: CT III on January 05, 2014, 05:08:52 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Yes, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
"Must Love Dogs".
Juno
Severely hung over and stuck in a theater full of 8 year olds watching Pikachu's Vacation made me want to kill myself.
Does that count?
Oo, oo - how about Alvin and the Chipmunks III at the cinema,
in Dutch?
Quote from: InternetApex on January 06, 2014, 12:48:37 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2014, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 06, 2014, 09:26:22 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2014, 09:25:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Fork's home movies.
Oof.
It's OK, I only film Al Yellon.
Oof.
Laugh now, but wait until my documentary BANNED! wins an Oscar.
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2014, 12:59:08 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 06, 2014, 12:48:37 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2014, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 06, 2014, 09:26:22 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2014, 09:25:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Fork's home movies.
Oof.
It's OK, I only film Al Yellon.
Oof.
Laugh now, but wait until my documentary BANNED! wins an Oscar.
If you're up against my Big Cheyenne vs. Rah Rah doc, you'd better have some committee members in your pocket, old boy.
Quote from: InternetApex on January 06, 2014, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2014, 12:59:08 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 06, 2014, 12:48:37 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2014, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 06, 2014, 09:26:22 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2014, 09:25:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Fork's home movies.
Oof.
It's OK, I only film Al Yellon.
Oof.
Laugh now, but wait until my documentary BANNED! wins an Oscar.
If you're up against my Big Cheyenne vs. Rah Rah doc, you'd better have some committee members in your pocket, old boy.
Especially if yours ends with a shirtless hug atop Mt. Rushmore.
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2014, 12:59:08 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 06, 2014, 12:48:37 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2014, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 06, 2014, 09:26:22 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2014, 09:25:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Fork's home movies.
Oof.
It's OK, I only film Al Yellon.
Oof.
Laugh now, but wait until my documentary BANNED! wins an Oscar.
Does it basically follow the premise of Her except with whoever owns the Cubs in the Scarlett role?
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2014, 02:59:52 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 06, 2014, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2014, 12:59:08 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on January 06, 2014, 12:48:37 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 06, 2014, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 06, 2014, 09:26:22 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 06, 2014, 09:25:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 05, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Did you ever see a movie where you wanted all of the characters to die and burn in hell?
Fork's home movies.
Oof.
It's OK, I only film Al Yellon.
Oof.
Laugh now, but wait until my documentary BANNED! wins an Oscar.
If you're up against my Big Cheyenne vs. Rah Rah doc, you'd better have some committee members in your pocket, old boy.
Especially if yours ends with a shirtless hug atop Mt. Rushmore.
Wolf of Wall Street sounds amazing.
This was good, but not as good as Margot Robbie's tittays. It was also long. Longer than Jonah Hill's prosthetic dongus and probably too long in general.
Quote from: ChuckD on January 18, 2014, 05:39:08 PM
This was good, but not as good as Margot Robbie's tittays. It was also long. Longer than Jonah Hill's prosthetic dongus and probably too long in general.
I enjoyed it from start to finish. Films are only too long if they contain segments that aren't good, don't move the story along, don't show tittays. I was in the whole time and I have the attention span of a gnat.
Finally saw this (thanks, 99 cent iTunes rental). Boobs.