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Quality Start Machine

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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #60 on: April 19, 2016, 08:16:45 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2016, 07:20:32 AM
He's still an asshole, but if he can keep that up, I'll at least accept that he's our asshole.

I'm hoping my searing-white hatred fuels him to being a 5 WAR pitcher.
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #61 on: April 19, 2016, 08:21:17 AM »
I hate him a lot less after last night. He was really good. The Matt Carpenter AB when he got into trouble was a work of art.
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #62 on: April 19, 2016, 08:32:56 AM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 19, 2016, 08:16:45 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 19, 2016, 07:20:32 AM
He's still an asshole, but if he can keep that up, I'll at least accept that he's our asshole.

I'm hoping my searing-white hatred fuels him to being a 5 WAR pitcher.

Ah, the Snork Option.
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #63 on: April 19, 2016, 09:31:46 AM »
He wouldn't be much of a sleeper agent if he rolled over and showed his tummy in an April game.
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #64 on: April 23, 2016, 08:04:37 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 14, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
I'm fine with Lackey.  Youse can all fuck off.

GTFO
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #65 on: April 23, 2016, 08:20:34 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 23, 2016, 08:04:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 14, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
I'm fine with Lackey.  Youse can all fuck off.

GTFO

The Welsh tolerate a lot of fucking bullshit
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #66 on: April 23, 2016, 09:06:21 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 23, 2016, 08:20:34 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 23, 2016, 08:04:37 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 14, 2016, 12:46:48 PM
I'm fine with Lackey.  Youse can all fuck off.

GTFO

The Welsh tolerate a lot of fucking bullshit

They practically feed on it.
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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #67 on: April 23, 2016, 09:30:39 PM »
Back in the Jim Edmonds Memorial Doghouse with his crusty ass.
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #68 on: April 23, 2016, 10:38:27 PM »
Man, fuck that sieve-toothed, slack jawed, chinless yokel. BACK TO THE FIREBARN WITH YOU.
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #69 on: April 23, 2016, 11:37:37 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 15, 2016, 04:23:48 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2016, 03:06:15 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 15, 2016, 08:27:03 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 14, 2016, 11:27:16 PM
And John Lackey molests collies.

I shudder to think how hideous his O face must be.

Pretty sure he only has that one face.

Napoleon Dynamite looking motherfucker.
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2016, 12:49:47 AM »
Quote from: Bort on April 23, 2016, 10:38:27 PM
Man, fuck that sieve-toothed, slack jawed, chinless yokel. BACK TO THE FIREBARN WITH YOU.

Aw hell yeah. Been a while since we had a good firebarn goin' around here.
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #71 on: April 24, 2016, 11:29:00 AM »
O ye of little faith.
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #72 on: May 06, 2016, 01:29:13 PM »
Nice pitch, you turd.
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #73 on: May 06, 2016, 01:58:15 PM »
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Re: John Lackey's Blazing Horse House Inferno
« Reply #74 on: May 06, 2016, 03:33:49 PM »
7 innings, 2 ER, 11 Ks on a hitters day at Wrigley.

Seriously, fuck this guy.
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