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Yeti

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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #75 on: February 22, 2011, 10:21:16 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 22, 2011, 07:21:21 PM
I don't mean to throw a wrench in JD's works (||), but it appears the custom draft order is currently wrong.

As currently set, it's:

1. Labor Bored
2. BC Bombers
3. Al Yellons Pulitzer
4. Boners Daily
5. Canned Hamms
6. Julie's RSS Feed
7. Long Balls

8. Sweaty Hoopleheads
9. Ya Burnt Son!
10. Paul Walker and NCIS
11. Go Team Venture!
12. Deep in the Cheddar
13. Negative TORP
14. Fernando's New Jeans

Looking at the final standings from last year, I think that should be:

1. Labor Bored
2. BC Bombers
3. Al Yellons Pulitzer
4. Boners Daily
5. Long Balls
6. Canned Hamms
7. Julie's RSS Feed

8. Sweaty Hoopleheads
9. Ya Burnt Son!
10. Paul Walker and NCIS
11. Go Team Venture!
12. Deep in the Cheddar
13. Negative TORP
14. Fernando's New Jeans

Fuck you..

Also, team name changed.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #76 on: February 22, 2011, 11:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on February 22, 2011, 10:21:16 PM
Also, team name changed.

We'll spare CT the predictable details.
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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #77 on: February 23, 2011, 06:36:37 PM »
Boy...when I look back at my 2010 draft, pretty easy to figure out why my team sucked lamb testicles.

I will keep...

5th round (selected 7th last season) - Joey Votto
17th round (selected 19th last season) - Rickie Weeks
18th round (selected 20th last season) - Chris Young

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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #78 on: February 23, 2011, 09:03:20 PM »
Long Balls
7 - Roy Oswalt (9th last year)
11 - Kendry Morales (13th last year)
12 - Shaun Marcum (FA last year)
13 - Ted Lilly (15th last year)
23 - Kelly Johnson (25th last year)

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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #79 on: February 25, 2011, 09:48:12 AM »
Canned Hamms

7th Round: Vernon Wells
11th Round: Heath Bell
13th Round: Luke Gregerson
17th Round: J.D. Drew
23rd Round: Daniel Bard

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #80 on: February 25, 2011, 05:03:35 PM »
Keepers:

10: Koji Uehara (FA)
11: Andrew Bailey (13)
12: Rajai Davis (15)
13: Jeremy Hellickson (FA)
14: Chris Perez (16)
19: Colby Lewis (21)
21: Matt Thornton (23)
22: Brett Myers (24)
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JD

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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #81 on: February 25, 2011, 08:12:33 PM »
They are loaded. 


Check 'em or not, y'all...DANG.
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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #82 on: February 28, 2011, 10:00:52 PM »
Justin Upton on the block, y'all...DANG!
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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #83 on: March 16, 2011, 12:33:58 PM »


Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #84 on: March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM »
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)
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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #85 on: March 16, 2011, 01:33:06 PM »
Chipper's been having a good spring.
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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #86 on: March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.

But, for the sake of trading SOMETHING, let's work out a 3-way so Yeti can get that Hawaiian dude he has a boner for.
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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #87 on: March 16, 2011, 01:42:42 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

That's a +1 net gain. A chance to make your team that much better!
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #88 on: March 16, 2011, 02:24:38 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 16, 2011, 01:42:42 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

That's a +1 net gain. A chance to make your team that much better!

Thanks Phil.
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Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
« Reply #89 on: March 16, 2011, 02:39:23 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.

But, for the sake of trading SOMETHING, let's work out a 3-way so Yeti can get that Hawaiian dude he has a boner for.

I'll trade you Felix Hernandez and Justin Upton for Choo, Bautista, and Kyle Drabek.  Then you can pick up Chipper to play 3rd.
Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.