Richard Griffiths, (http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/03/29/175670384/actor-richard-griffiths-uncle-vernon-in-harry-potter-movies-dies)Harry Potter's Uncle Vernon, dies at 65 of being really fat and looking like he was 80 complications from heart surgery.
He had a wild birthmark in the shape of Whistlers Mother on his right buttock.
Pie in the Sky.
He's History, Boys