Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread

[Saul Goodman]

DPD.  0-for-4, 3 K, GDP.

Epstink is terrible.

[Quality Start Machine]

2-for-4, 2HR.

Epstink is a genious.

[Saul Goodman]

2-for-4, 2HR.

Epstink is a genious.

[ChuckD]

2-for-4, 2HR.

Epstink is a genious.

Batting .188 since he was promoted. He stinks.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

2-for-4, 2HR.

Epstink is a genious.

Time to Fork.

[Powdered Toast Man]

In 4 games at AAA, he's hitting .188 with 3 hits--all are HR's. 5 RBI. 8 K's.

[Quality Start Machine]

2-for-4, 2HR.

Epstink is a genious.

genious = opposite of moran.

[Eli]

Good God.

[PenFoe]

Good God.

I kind of want him to never hit a single again.

[Yeti]

Good God.

I kind of want him to never hit a single again.

So, he's basically April 2013 Rick Ankiel? I like it

[PenFoe]

Good God.

I kind of want him to never hit a single again.

So, he's basically April 2013 Rick Ankiel? I like it

But with walks too.

[Slaky]

Good God.

not sure how to handle all this. it's breathtaking.

[Eli]

Good God.

not sure how to handle all this. it's breathtaking.

I'm thankful every day the Astros took Appel (or that the Cubs won a few extra games in 2012 and didn't get the top pick). I don't even want to think about the Cubs without Bryant.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Good God.

not sure how to handle all this. it's breathtaking.

I'm thankful every day the Astros took Appel (or that the Cubs won a few extra games in 2012 and didn't get the top pick). I don't even want to think about the Cubs without Bryant.

Appel's ERA is 16.39. That's a one and a six and a decimal and a three and a nine.

[Saul Goodman]

Named to the futures game roster. Duh.