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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-sallyridebre86m1c3-20120723,0,6895077.story

Ride, Sally. 61

http://msn.foxsports.com/horseracing/story/ill-have-another-scratched-from-belmont-stakes-060812?m_n=true

Why does Lena Dunham kinda turn me on? Is it cause I'm a retarded hilljack?

Anyone get this years' iteration? I will likely be buying it on PS3

Here you go, Huey. Wouldn't want you to feel bad for derailing a thread away from its original intention, since that never happens around here

#SB

McCowns 17
Rodgers/Flynns 10

This is going to be a lot of fun. I really don't care where he goes, as long as its not St Louis because I want to see those fucking fans suffer after their fabled first baseman spurns them, even better if its for Ozzie and Co.

Fuck those fucking whiny pussy assholes.


Also, thats seriously their new unis? Bleh

He actually wasn't called that, but no more than 10 days ago, I was searching about Don Hickman to see if he was still alive because I was going to make him my number 1 overall for 2012, then on Tuesday, this old bastard kicks the bucket. Fuck you, Don.

http://www.sj-r.com/top-stories/x45853030/Former-Channel-20-anchor-Hickman-dies

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/121/1212219p1.html

His main complaint was the story. Lucky for me, I couldn't care less about the stories on these games, so it will be fantastic, to me.

Any of you xbox nerds buying it tomorrow?

Nepotisms 27
RectumPills 23

Nuff said

Bears 24 - McNabbs 10

Theo, Terry, World Series. Done and Done

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-0913-cubs-bits--20110913,0,5724532.story

QuoteThe latest dilemma for Quade is finding playing time for Bryan LaHair, who was 10-for-20 with a .565 on-base percentage heading into Monday's game. LaHair went 5-for-7 in New York with a triple, three doubles and four runs scored, but was back on the bench against left-hander Dontrelle Willis

When Lou Gehrig started for Wally Pipp, he got 3 hits and did not miss a game for 14 years. LaHair goes 3 for 4, with 2 walks and 4 runs scored and Quade benches him the next day! LaHair can play 4 positions-positions currently being played by aging veterans on this Cubs team. What fucking baseball team was EVER so good that they had no room for a guy with a .565 on base percentage?! Can they fire this butt-burglar Quade already?

It'll be the highlight of my month

I thought about posting this in the Summer Shows thread but this wasn't in Chicago. So, instead I have created this thread......

Holy shit, Luke Bryan can put on a helluva show

Just got this last night, and I'm enjoying it. It's the first time I bought it since the year of that great Desipio league (I can't find the thread), maybe 09? Or was it 10? Regardless, I enjoy it so far. I picked Arkansas St (same team I had in the league). I forgot they open up with Illinois and I got to take down Ron Zook with a score of 20-9 (the final seven points were just me refusing to take a knee). I am 3-2 now after losing to VA Tech by 6 on the road, and then choking to UL-Monroe in the second overtime. I had a 21 point lead going into the fourth quarter. Fuckers.

Any chance for a league with none of my downstate friends happening?

I don't care if I'm not supposed to like this movie, I fucking loved it. Same shit as the last one, which of course I loved.

When a monkey nibbles a penis, it's funny in any language.

What is this, a P.F. Changs? (which made me chuckle a bit more because of the great Sbox meme)

Alan: "My Uncle Rodger said he once saw an albino polar bear."
Stu: "Polar bears are white. How would he know it's an albino?"
Alan: "This one was black."

Stu: "Look, here's the deal man. I got a dark side. There's a demon in me."
Alan: "And semen."
Stu: "I said demon."
Alan: "You also have semen in you, remember?"

God, I loved this movie. I don't care what any critics said. (Before I went I read a rather lukewarm review from USA Today)

Oh yea, "I'm a stay-at-home son"

Macho Man, at 58

Five years ago today, we woke up with our KUBBIEZ 7.5 games out of first place at 17-22.. They responded by going 49-74 the rest of the season.

It's gonna hai?