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#1891
Boobtube / Re: Community
October 14, 2009, 01:07:07 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 14, 2009, 11:41:25 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 14, 2009, 11:05:33 AM
And that's not to mention the original content of her Wikipedia page...

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Alison_Brie&oldid=314643467

QuoteAlison Brie is a little known American actress who admitted to being a nudist on Last Call with Carson Daly.

Actress Alison Brie's college classmates know the star's every womanly curve - because she frequently stripped down and ran around her campus completely naked.

The Mad Men and Community star loved peeling off her clothes, swinging from trees and impersonating animals in the nude to call attention to herself.

And though the Californian admits she wasn't shy about walking around in the buff in between classes, Brie insists now that she's a TV star her wildest days are yet to come.

She says, "In college I was ready to unleash the fury. I was a bit of a nudist in college. It was so fun. It was more of a humorous thing - clothing is optional everywhere but the cafeteria... It really depended on my mood, (and if) I was having a good day... Picture me naked swinging from the trees butt ass naked. It's funny. I do really good naked animal impressions."

{{citation needed}}

Done.

I just got Alison Brie's picture all sticky.
#1892
Boobtube / Re: Community
October 14, 2009, 10:30:15 AM
Quote from: Andy on October 14, 2009, 08:42:19 AM
And tonight we watch to see him collect $40 from Not Chip and Kelly.

Oh, and by the way, if you didn't know this already, Annie also is Trudy (Pete's wife) from Mad Men, and she's HOT.  And, at least on Mad Men, she's infertile so just bang away.

Annie was also in something called "Hot Sluts."  So, she's got that going for her.

Edited to add:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1471852/

According to the IMDB machine page, the plot is

QuoteEndless cleavage, bitchy girl fights, and an 800-pound disco ball. All in one slutty nightclub.
#1893
Boobtube / Re: Community
October 13, 2009, 10:44:24 AM
Quote from: Weebs on October 13, 2009, 10:26:15 AM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 13, 2009, 08:48:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 08, 2009, 07:36:04 PM
Outstanding episode.

And doubly awesome for the strong focus on Annie and especially Shirley, further cementing Weebs' reputation as wronger than Chuck...

Quote from: Weebs on October 06, 2009, 10:58:03 AM
The only characters on the show that aren't very good are Annie and Shirley.

Wow - I just now saw this festering pile of incorrectness.

Annie is smokin' hot.

Shirley is hilarious just by making a face. Her face is hilarious. I would never say that to her because people don't like to hear that their face is hilarious but hers is.

Weebs: get a sense of humor.

Until last week's episode,they were worthless.  Forgive me for jumping the gun.

You're wrong, again.  Before last week's episode, Annie was hot.  During last week's episode, Annie was hot.  Annie is still hot.  And Shirley is black, so you can't not like her.
#1894
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 12, 2009, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: Weebs on October 12, 2009, 04:02:28 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 12, 2009, 03:32:19 PM
It's that time of year for horror films.  Anyone else been seeing all about this?

I saw a preview for it a few weeks ago and it looked pretty cool, but I've also heard some horrible reviews.  It seems like it's pretty much The Blair Witch Project, so if you found that scary, the same will probably apply for Paranormal Activity.  But really, why see anything other than Saw XIV?

Because the Saw series is awful?

I haven't seen a single Saw talkie.
#1895
Boobtube / Re: The Office
October 13, 2009, 08:29:11 AM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 12, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 12, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
Quote from: R-V on October 09, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
DPD. How did this show exist without Andy Bernard? The scene with him laying next to Pam's bed, bragging about sleeping with the bride the night before the wedding, and then admitting he cried all night, was pure greatness.

So was Dwight's three wolf moon t-shirt.

Andy is amazing.  Too bad he paid all that money for the honeymoon suite and didn't even get to use it.

An Andy-Erin arc is very promising. I have no idea what it is about Erin, but she's nice.

EVERY BIT OF THI!
#1896
Quote from: CBStew on October 12, 2009, 01:15:39 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 10, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 10, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
Last three years, NL Central in playoffs: 1-12.

I really enjoyed those last three.

I can't wait to see what kind of smarmy article those fiendish Post Dispatch writers concoct to explain this one.


Ooooh, then I can't wait for Kaplan's biting response.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving.  I like it more than Christmas.

Me too.  At least on Thanksgiving I get turkey.  At Christmas all I get is Chinese food and a movie.

Really?  Thanksgiving and Christmas are equally as awesome feasting events for me.  Although, I guess believing in Christ, your humble Lord and Savior, might be a start for you heathens to enjoy some Christmas grub.
#1897
Desipio Lounge / Re: 2009 College Football Thread
October 10, 2009, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: JD on October 10, 2009, 06:09:45 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 10, 2009, 04:46:42 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 10, 2009, 03:27:05 PM
4.  The radio guy asked them both who their picks were in the MLB Cancelled Playoff Exhibition Extravaganza.  Theriot responds, and I quote:  "I'm disappointed in my Cardinals."  A. J. said that would be in the Trib tomorrow.

Do the Cardinals have some sort of following down there?

I mean... First IAN, now Theriot.

Are Louisianans and St. Louisans joined together in some sort of cousin-lovin' redneck brotherhood?

Yes, they are.

Cousin-fuckin' only counts as cousin-fuckin' if you know it's your cousin.  Right?  Like Dave Attell said, if you have a super hot cousin, you should be allowed to fuck the one time.
#1898
Desipio Lounge / Re: 2009 College Football Thread
October 10, 2009, 03:27:05 PM
So, I guess this is the right place to put this little nugget of information.  I was just listening to the LSU pregame show on the radio and who else would you expect to be a surprise guest in Baton Rouge this Saturday?  Yep, you geussed it:  Ryan TheriBRO.  Well, he wasn't alone.  Turns out, he and A. J. Eyechart must be pest of BROs because he joined Ryan in the interview.  A few highlights:

1.  Eyechart never went to Florida.  He just grew up in Orlando and is a homer for the Gators.

2.  Theriot sort of hinted that Lou is batshit crazy.

3.  Theriot and A. J. compared managers:  Theriot said that Lou is brutally honest and a bit of a wild man.  A. J. started his evaluation of his manager, Ozzie Guillen by saying he's the "polar opposite" of Lou.  He then went on to say the Ozzie is brutally honest and a wild man.

4.  The radio guy asked them both who their picks were in the MLB Cancelled Playoff Exhibition Extravaganza.  Theriot responds, and I quote:  "I'm disappointed in my Cardinals."  A. J. said that would be in the Trib tomorrow.

Why does Ryan Theriot want us to hate him so?
#1899
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 09, 2009, 01:06:51 PM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 08, 2009, 05:27:56 PM
Quote from: BH on October 08, 2009, 04:26:16 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 08, 2009, 04:12:29 PM
Quote from: BH on October 08, 2009, 03:59:36 PM
"Chris De Luca of the Chicago Sun-Times believes the Cubs are pushing the Rays to make a deal for Milton Bradley quickly.
Chicago would certainly like to avoid the Bradley saga dragging out all offseason, impacting their free agency plans and are likely to be aggressive as a result. The Rays were one of Bradley's top suitors last winter and would theoretically still be interested. Tampa opted for Pat Burrell instead at a cheaper price (two years, $16 million as opposed to 3/$30), who had a rough year. A Bradley/Burrell deal makes a lot of sense, but the Cubbies would have to toss in money to make it happen.
Source: Chicago Sun-Times
Related: Pat Burrell"

32 years old and a million different kinds of awful last year.  This will end well.

He's a free swinger. Donuts likes guys like this.

Pat Burrell?  One of the most disciplined hitters in the league back before he passed away? The guy who walked 103 times a year from 05-08?  Or do you mean he's free swinging in that he strikes out a lot?  I hate those guys, especially when they get on base at a .363 clip over their careers.

You beat me to the "God damn you're so wrong, IAN" punch.  Last year aside, Burrell has been pretty much automatic for an OPS right around .900 for the past several years.  Considering the fact that every other GM in baseball knows Jim HAS to trade Bradley, I'd love to get Burrell in return.

You also missed the part where I recanted.  But, there's no guarantee that he'll return to an OBP near .363 or OPS near .900 at the age of 33.  If the Cubs have to get rid of Bradley and all they can get back is Burrell, then I won't argue at all.  I'm just saying, last year Burrell is awful.  The upside:  he's only under contract through 2010 at $9MM.  The downside:  Jim's already drafting an eight-year contract.
#1900
Desipio Lounge / Re: I admit it...
October 09, 2009, 01:45:24 PM
IAN/YETI 2012!  IT MEANS WHAT WE SAY IT MEANS!
#1901
Quote from: Dave B on October 09, 2009, 12:26:11 PM
this guy thinks the Cubs should thropw in Angel Guzman if the Rays demand him, AND put Burrell in LF and move Fonzie to CF.

http://www.cubslocker.com/2009/10/08/the-chicago-cubs-are-ready-to-deal-milton-bradley/

Someone set this person on fire.
#1902
Quote from: PenFoe on October 09, 2009, 11:32:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 09, 2009, 08:35:37 AM
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 08, 2009, 05:27:56 PM
Quote from: BH on October 08, 2009, 04:26:16 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 08, 2009, 04:12:29 PM
Quote from: BH on October 08, 2009, 03:59:36 PM
"Chris De Luca of the Chicago Sun-Times believes the Cubs are pushing the Rays to make a deal for Milton Bradley quickly.
Chicago would certainly like to avoid the Bradley saga dragging out all offseason, impacting their free agency plans and are likely to be aggressive as a result. The Rays were one of Bradley's top suitors last winter and would theoretically still be interested. Tampa opted for Pat Burrell instead at a cheaper price (two years, $16 million as opposed to 3/$30), who had a rough year. A Bradley/Burrell deal makes a lot of sense, but the Cubbies would have to toss in money to make it happen.
Source: Chicago Sun-Times
Related: Pat Burrell"

32 years old and a million different kinds of awful last year.  This will end well.

He's a free swinger. Donuts likes guys like this.

Pat Burrell?  One of the most disciplined hitters in the league back before he passed away? The guy who walked 103 times a year from 05-08?  Or do you mean he's free swinging in that he strikes out a lot?  I hate those guys, especially when they get on base at a .363 clip over their careers.

05-08 Burrell, sure.  Dead 09 Burrell, no thanks:  .221 .315 .367 .682 77 in 122 games.

Considering the 05-08 Burrell played healthy in the NL and 09 Burrell played oft-injured in the AL, this isn't that bad a return, all things considered.

I keep thinking about this and my initial reaction is to disagree with everything you say,  but I keep coming to the conclusion that getting rid of Bradley is priority one and the return is icing on the cake.  Plus, Pat Burrell is white.
#1903
Quote from: Ivy6 on October 08, 2009, 05:27:56 PM
Quote from: BH on October 08, 2009, 04:26:16 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 08, 2009, 04:12:29 PM
Quote from: BH on October 08, 2009, 03:59:36 PM
"Chris De Luca of the Chicago Sun-Times believes the Cubs are pushing the Rays to make a deal for Milton Bradley quickly.
Chicago would certainly like to avoid the Bradley saga dragging out all offseason, impacting their free agency plans and are likely to be aggressive as a result. The Rays were one of Bradley's top suitors last winter and would theoretically still be interested. Tampa opted for Pat Burrell instead at a cheaper price (two years, $16 million as opposed to 3/$30), who had a rough year. A Bradley/Burrell deal makes a lot of sense, but the Cubbies would have to toss in money to make it happen.
Source: Chicago Sun-Times
Related: Pat Burrell"

32 years old and a million different kinds of awful last year.  This will end well.

He's a free swinger. Donuts likes guys like this.

Pat Burrell?  One of the most disciplined hitters in the league back before he passed away? The guy who walked 103 times a year from 05-08?  Or do you mean he's free swinging in that he strikes out a lot?  I hate those guys, especially when they get on base at a .363 clip over their careers.

05-08 Burrell, sure.  Dead 09 Burrell, no thanks:  .221 .315 .367 .682 77 in 122 games.
#1904
Boobtube / Re: Community
October 09, 2009, 07:30:14 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on October 08, 2009, 07:36:04 PM
Outstanding episode.

And doubly awesome for the strong focus on Annie and especially Shirley, further cementing Weebs' reputation as wronger than Chuck...

Quote from: Weebs on October 06, 2009, 10:58:03 AM
The only characters on the show that aren't very good are Annie and Shirley.

I thought the same.  Abed's the scene stealer, but I love me some Annie.  I noticed that her breasticles fill out her sweater very nicely in last night's episode.

"Do they do stuff to yo butt?"
#1905
Quote from: BH on October 08, 2009, 03:59:36 PM
"Chris De Luca of the Chicago Sun-Times believes the Cubs are pushing the Rays to make a deal for Milton Bradley quickly.
Chicago would certainly like to avoid the Bradley saga dragging out all offseason, impacting their free agency plans and are likely to be aggressive as a result. The Rays were one of Bradley's top suitors last winter and would theoretically still be interested. Tampa opted for Pat Burrell instead at a cheaper price (two years, $16 million as opposed to 3/$30), who had a rough year. A Bradley/Burrell deal makes a lot of sense, but the Cubbies would have to toss in money to make it happen.
Source: Chicago Sun-Times
Related: Pat Burrell"

32 years old and a million different kinds of awful last year.  This will end well.