Worried about the future of America?
Worried about what kind of world your kids will grow up in?
Well, don't worry, because so is Kirk Cameron.
And unlike you, he's doing something about it. (http://www.christianpost.com/news/kirk-cameron-to-release-a-monumental-new-film-68027/)
Even if you don't click the link and read the story, I implore you to watch the trailer. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wIIqXiF-z6E)
I don't even think it's possible to make a spoof of this.
Also - this amazing movie poster:
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/2/10/9/enhanced-buzz-12982-1328885690-12.jpg)
For a moment, I thought Christina Hendricks' chest secured a biopic.
I'm speechless, not least at the assertion that America is the "free-est (sic) nation the World has ever seen". Really? How are you measuring that, exactly, Kirk?
How the fuck did this film get made, exactly?
"It's been four years since Kirk Cameron appeared in the impactful marriage film "Fireproof," but he hasn't been resting"
Has anyone even heard of this impactful film?
Quote from: BH on February 10, 2012, 03:12:01 PM
"It's been four years since Kirk Cameron appeared in the impactful marriage film "Fireproof," but he hasn't been resting"
Has anyone even heard of this impactful film?
I have, but only because I spend the majority of my days in a chatroom with strange men on a dark corner of the internet.
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 10, 2012, 02:49:35 PM
For a moment, I thought Christina Hendricks' chest secured a biopic.
This film will earn fewer dollars than Christina has pounds.
So, it could be #1 at the box office.
Quote from: Tonker on February 10, 2012, 03:04:22 PM
I'm speechless, not least at the assertion that America is the "free-est (sic) nation the World has ever seen". Really? How are you measuring that, exactly, Kirk?
How the fuck did this film get made, exactly?
I remain amazed that, even after all this time, Tonker is so clueless about what makes Real America™ tick.
Jesus invented freedom in 1776. End of story.
Quote from: BH on February 10, 2012, 03:12:01 PM
"It's been four years since Kirk Cameron appeared in the impactful marriage film "Fireproof," but he hasn't been resting"
Has anyone even heard of this impactful film?
I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is. I had heard the name before but it meant nothing to me.
So I watched the trailer...
And then I read the article...
And then I read the Wiki entry on "Fireproof".
All I can say is, thanks a lot Pen.
You ass.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 03:31:28 PM
Quote from: Tonker on February 10, 2012, 03:04:22 PM
I'm speechless, not least at the assertion that America is the "free-est (sic) nation the World has ever seen". Really? How are you measuring that, exactly, Kirk?
How the fuck did this film get made, exactly?
I remain amazed that, even after all this time, Tonker is so clueless about what makes Real America™ tick.
Jesus invented freedom in 1776. End of story.
Well, it was the end of the story.
Then this happened.
(http://i.imgur.com/9goyG.jpg)
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.
Jesus. How old
are you, flannj?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.
Jesus. How old are you, flannj?
I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.
Jesus. How old are you, flannj?
I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.
I'm willing to turn a blind eye to a lot of stuff around these parts, but referring to Growing Pains as "pure shit" is getting awfully close to the line, pal.
Because 13-year old Pen's feelings about that blonde from Crocodile Dundee paled in comparison to those for Carol Seaver.
Hell, Maggie
Seaver Malone too, for that matter.
Lest we forget:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ek5O2C3F5aY/TTrkyt-mZFI/AAAAAAAACDU/iy82GxeIOR0/s1600/cast+of+growing+pains.jpg)
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.
Jesus. How old are you, flannj?
I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.
The number one sign you're old as fuck in 2012: you thought "Growing Pains" was a "pure shit TV show" in 1988.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 04:21:47 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.
Jesus. How old are you, flannj?
I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.
The number one sign you're old as fuck in 2012: you thought "Growing Pains" was a "pure shit TV show" in 1988.
Well it was a pale ripoff of Family Ties, which ran concurrently. It wasn't hard to figure that out.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 10, 2012, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 04:21:47 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.
Jesus. How old are you, flannj?
I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.
The number one sign you're old as fuck in 2012: you thought "Growing Pains" was a "pure shit TV show" in 1988.
Well it was a pale ripoff of Family Ties, which ran concurrently. It wasn't hard to figure that out.
Cocaine's a helluva a drug...
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjEwNDExNzM1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTMyNDI2Mw@@._V1._SY314_CR26,0,214,314_.jpg)
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 10, 2012, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 04:21:47 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.
Jesus. How old are you, flannj?
I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.
The number one sign you're old as fuck in 2012: you thought "Growing Pains" was a "pure shit TV show" in 1988.
Well it was a pale ripoff of Family Ties, which ran concurrently. It wasn't hard to figure that out.
I think a large hindrance in my doing such detective work was being seven fucking years old.
Quote from: Tonker on February 10, 2012, 03:04:22 PM
I'm speechless, not least at the assertion that America is the "free-est (sic) nation the World has ever seen". Really? How are you measuring that, exactly, Kirk?
How the fuck did this film get made, exactly?
Well, it ain't by *economic* freedom, that's for sure. (http://www.heritage.org/index/ranking)
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 10, 2012, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 04:21:47 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.
Jesus. How old are you, flannj?
I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.
The number one sign you're old as fuck in 2012: you thought "Growing Pains" was a "pure shit TV show" in 1988.
Well it was a pale ripoff of Family Ties, which ran concurrently. It wasn't hard to figure that out.
DPD. Racist.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ek5O2C3F5aY/TTrkyt-mZFI/AAAAAAAACDU/iy82GxeIOR0/s1600/cast+of+growing+pains.jpg) (http://www.urbanmoms.ca/chef_dad/family-ties.jpg)
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 10, 2012, 03:48:39 PM
Quote from: flannj on February 10, 2012, 03:32:37 PM
I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.
Jesus. How old are you, flannj?
I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.
Show me that smile again, Flannj. You sonofabitch.
Also, I sure as shit heard about Fireproof. A lot. You know, Iowa. Evangelicals and all.
DPD. The line was not enough. This is a job for youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s44v6VlyGHU).
Quote from: SKO on February 13, 2012, 08:55:59 AM
DPD. The line was not enough. This is a job for youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s44v6VlyGHU).
Oh, I stand corrected. That wasn't shitty at all.
Quote from: morpheus on February 13, 2012, 08:48:08 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ek5O2C3F5aY/TTrkyt-mZFI/AAAAAAAACDU/iy82GxeIOR0/s1600/cast+of+growing+pains.jpg) (http://www.urbanmoms.ca/chef_dad/family-ties.jpg)
Wow. Brian Bonsall turned into Joanna Kearns.
Didn't know she was a Klingon.
I should add that Fireproof, about a firefighter who heals his marriage with Jesus, or whatever, was followed shortly thereafter by Courageous, which I believe is the same movie just with a bunch of cops instead, and that there's a gigantic ass poster for both of them at the local WalMart. Fire at will, folks.