Jess Ainscough's "wellness sister (http://www.jessainscough.com/2011/06/qa-time-with-polly-noble/)," minor alternocrank (http://pollynoble.com/2012/10/fancy-a-shot-whats-in-your-toxic-flu-jab/) celebrity Polly Noble (http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/news/celebrity/2014/05/13/katherine-jenkins-best-friend-polly-noble-glamour-tribute).