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Quote from: Yeti on June 02, 2010, 04:33:32 PM
That said, I think it's a blast to actually play. I've subbed for a few people's indoor soccer teams when they needed help. It was a great time. Playing soccer is infinitely better than watching it.
Also, if I had one way to "fix" soccer for me, it would be to make the field smaller.
QuoteSATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human—working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it's my job—and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car. It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls...
... If this is what modern womanhood means, then just fucking veil me and sew up all my holes. Good night.
QuoteAnyway, I bet that's how a lot of Sex and the City fans feel today after seeing Sex and the City 2. I think the girls go to the Middle East or something. At first, in the theater, that may seem new and interesting. But now, after thinking about it a couple of days, you're probably like "WHY DO JEDI KNIGHTS EVEN NEED TO HOLD A LIGHTSABER? WHY DOESN'T YODA USE HIS POWERS TO FIGHT WITH, I DON'T KNOW, 20 OR SO LIGHTSABERS AT A TIME?"
Quote from: CT III on June 02, 2010, 10:43:51 AMQuote from: Bort on June 02, 2010, 10:25:21 AMQuote from: Fork on June 02, 2010, 07:39:42 AMQuote from: flannj on June 01, 2010, 10:43:39 PMQuote from: Bort on June 01, 2010, 09:55:45 PMQuote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 01, 2010, 07:11:27 PM
My guess is that Al wanted to go to Dio's funeral and Tipper wouldn't let him.
That's the kind of thing that can end any relationship.
Words of truth...
Mothers of Prevention strike again.
Our next witness will be Dee Snyder.
Then, oddly enough, John Denver.
Who kicked ass, by the way.
Quote from: Fork on June 02, 2010, 07:40:41 AM
The fact that Newcastle comes in 5-liter party kegs makes it a very viable party option.
Quote from: R-V on May 26, 2010, 10:09:56 PM
Even dipshit Dewey is a great character.
Quote from: PenPho on June 01, 2010, 05:57:25 PMQuote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2010, 05:50:16 PMQuote from: BH on June 01, 2010, 12:24:42 PM
A friend's fridge this weekend had a lot of different beers in it this weekend. I decided to give the Bud wheat beer a try.. what a piece of watered down crap it was. Horrific.
When was this?
He said this weekend.
QuotePlayboy magazine, a pioneer in featuring photographs of naked women on its pages, said on Tuesday its June issue's 3-D centerfold will be an eye-popping collectible.
QuoteOn The Red Carpet asked Dworaczyk how different her 3D shoot was than her first appearance in the magazine.
"There were different cameras in different spots in the room. And they all went off simultaneously. It's just kinda freaky cause there's different cameras at different angles you're not used to. So that's kind of hard," she said.
Quote from: powen01 on June 01, 2010, 02:54:53 PM
Thought some of you soccer-hating poofs would like this:
http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/lost/index.html
Quote from: Slaky on June 01, 2010, 02:45:18 PMQuote from: Day Man on June 01, 2010, 02:21:49 PMQuote from: morpheus on June 01, 2010, 02:15:07 PMQuote from: BH on June 01, 2010, 10:57:23 AMQuote from: Richard Chuggar on June 01, 2010, 10:52:08 AMQuote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 01, 2010, 10:46:54 AMQuote from: Day Man on June 01, 2010, 10:22:43 AMYou rang?
It's outstandingness and you know it. Props go to Yeti for the nickname, though. Congratulations.
$NER METER: 0.00 ERA!
Why are you guys calling him DollarSigner? I don't get it.
"Ke$ha is hot as dick. ~ Tdubbs"
Interested in whether Chuck finds the not-makeup-wearing thing in that photo more attractive than Christina Hendricks in similar attire? So am I.
I'd hit that.
Quote from: Fork on June 01, 2010, 02:01:30 PMQuote from: Slaky on June 01, 2010, 01:50:06 PMQuote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 01, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=323240QuoteAfter the game, Pronger was asked about shooting the towel at Eager.
"I don't know, did I?," answered Pronger. "Wow. You're intuitive. Good for you. Next."
Reporters then asked what took place in the verbal exchange.
"I don't speak that language, whatever he was speaking," said Pronger. "I couldn't hear him."
Where's the puck, Pronger was asked.
"It's in the garbage," Pronger replied. "Where it belongs."
He was then asked if he would sell the pucks on eBay.
"I don't know. Apparently, it got him upset. So I guess it worked, didn't it? It's too bad. I guess little things amuse little minds."
As opposed to epic burns like flipping a towel at a guy, or big picture stuff like playing "mind games" by grabbing game pucks after you lose.
http://www.csnphilly.com/06/01/10/Flyers-Notes-Pronger-Collecting-Pucks-En/landing.html?blockID=244660&feedID=704QuoteYou're collecting pucks now?
"Why not? What's wrong? It's sitting there. What else is gonna happen to it? It's sitting there. Sure, why not. You got a problem with that?"
I wonder if he ever got any answers to these questions.
There's nothing like acting like an entitled bush-league dick to help get your team re-focused coming off a pair of losses.
I wonder why his wife hated him so much?
I'm sure the Flyers are overjoyed about the long-term deal they gave a 35-year-old asshole.
Quote from: MAD on June 01, 2010, 01:22:45 PM
Didn't Gore, in one of his various delusional proclamations, claim that their relationship was the basis for "Love Story"?
QuoteRobinson and Scales were pounding away, "scrutinizing" Gore's "veracity" (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 5/24/00). After fumbling what Gore had said on abortion, they played a familiar refrain:QuoteROBINSON AND SCALES: He has also said that he and his wife, Tipper, were the models for the movie "Love Story," only to be contradicted by author Erich Segal.
Robinson and Scales were repeating a standard part of iconic Gore Lore. You've heard it said a million times. (1) Gore claimed that he and his wife inspired Love Story. (2) Author Erich Segal contradicted what he said.
Unfortunately, this two-part tale is flatly wrong, on the record—both parts of the story are demonstrably wrong, and have been, on the record, for years. Back in December 1997, when this pointless incident first came to light, Melinda Henneberger did a lengthy article on the topic for the New York Times. She interviewed Erich Segal, Love Story's author; she interviewed Karen Tumulty and Richard Berke, the two journalists present for Gore's remark on the subject. Had Gore stretched the truth, and been contradicted? Sorry. As is quite clear from what Henneberger reported, everyone agreed that the trivial things which Gore had said were in fact perfectly accurate. And Segal agreed with every word Gore had said. Yet, three years later, this incident is still being cited, day after day, as the standard proof that Gore stretches truth. Few incidents better display the destructive pathology—and the love of sheer trivia—which now grip our troubled press corps.
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QuoteAfter the game, Pronger was asked about shooting the towel at Eager.
"I don't know, did I?," answered Pronger. "Wow. You're intuitive. Good for you. Next."
Reporters then asked what took place in the verbal exchange.
"I don't speak that language, whatever he was speaking," said Pronger. "I couldn't hear him."
Where's the puck, Pronger was asked.
"It's in the garbage," Pronger replied. "Where it belongs."
He was then asked if he would sell the pucks on eBay.
"I don't know. Apparently, it got him upset. So I guess it worked, didn't it? It's too bad. I guess little things amuse little minds."
QuoteYou're collecting pucks now?
"Why not? What's wrong? It's sitting there. What else is gonna happen to it? It's sitting there. Sure, why not. You got a problem with that?"
