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Title: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Internet Apex on December 03, 2011, 02:57:06 PM
Lay tracks, Caleb.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 12:26:29 PM
Forte's hurt and it didn't look good at all.

Late edit: CBS says he's out for the rest of the game with a knee injury. In three weeks, the Bears have gone from Cutler-Forte to Hanie-Barber. Just shoot me now.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 12:39:21 PM
Now Peppers heads to the locker room.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 12:46:40 PM
And now Orton's hurt. Are these two teams going to make it through this game?!?!?
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 04, 2011, 12:56:02 PM
TIME TO POST
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Slaky on December 04, 2011, 01:08:34 PM
3-0. Final.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: CT III on December 04, 2011, 01:33:00 PM
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 01:34:22 PM
Chiefs up 7-3 at halftime after a Hail Mary comes through. Want to congratulate the defense for allowing two third and longs and a fourth-down to be converted before said Hail Mary.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: SKO on December 04, 2011, 02:04:25 PM
Cutler's down. Forte's down. Louis is down, meaning Omiyale is in, and Wright's gone down and the mysterious absence of Brandon Meriweather means a whole lot of Craig Steltz. Guh.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: CT III on December 04, 2011, 02:10:29 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 04, 2011, 02:04:25 PM
Cutler's down. Forte's down. Louis is down, meaning Omiyale is in, and Wright's gone down and the mysterious absence of Brandon Meriweather means a whole lot of Craig Steltz. Guh.

Major Wright injured?  That's unpossible!
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:10:56 PM
Has Johnny Knox ever actually fought for a pass? My goodness.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: SKO on December 04, 2011, 02:11:53 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:10:56 PM
Has Johnny Knox ever actually fought for a pass? My goodness.
That was a shitty, floaty ball that Knox never had a chance at. I love ripping the shit out of Johnny Knox, but Christ almighty give the blame where it's due. Caleb sucks.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:13:13 PM
Not disputing that Hanie sucks, it was a bad pass, but the receiver at the very least needs to make sure it isn't a pick. He just kind of stood there without doing anything until it was too late.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:21:30 PM
Well, this game has officially gone into pathetic territory.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: CT III on December 04, 2011, 02:24:49 PM
If ever there was a time that the Bears needed Devin Hester to be DEVIN HESTER, this is it.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:25:57 PM
I swear, if I see that four WR, empty backfield, QB under the center formation one more time I'm going to puke. I think that formation hasn't worked all year.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: SKO on December 04, 2011, 02:36:20 PM
Rumor says Forte has torn ACL. Urlacher being treated on sideline for something. So there's that.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: CT III on December 04, 2011, 02:39:13 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 04, 2011, 02:36:20 PM
Rumor says Forte has torn ACL. Urlacher being treated on sideline for something. So there's that.

Rumor Willis said that?
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: CT III on December 04, 2011, 02:48:07 PM
That's some classic Roy Williams right there.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:48:48 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 04, 2011, 02:48:07 PM
That's some classic Roy Williams right there.

He's never met a drop at a crucial time that he didn't like.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:57:34 PM
ACL and MCL is the rumor I just heard about through an e-mail. I don't know the difference between just tearing one and tearing two, but I know that anything-CL being torn isn't good at all.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on December 04, 2011, 02:58:08 PM
Have you ever played with Twitter?
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Armchair_QB on December 04, 2011, 03:08:59 PM
Soooo.... How long til pitchers and catchers report?
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 04, 2011, 03:09:30 PM
An unbelievable game in almost every respect.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: SKO on December 04, 2011, 03:11:05 PM
That...that honestly may have been the single worst Bears game ever. Ever.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Waco Kid on December 04, 2011, 03:14:35 PM
Unfortunately, Caleb Hanie sucks. What an awful game.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: SKO on December 04, 2011, 03:15:39 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:57:34 PM
ACL and MCL is the rumor I just heard about through an e-mail. I don't know the difference between just tearing one and tearing two, but I know that anything-CL being torn isn't good at all.

How do you hear something "by email"? Email isn't a news generating device. You have to have heard it From someone through the medium of an e-mail, in which case I wanna know who. Because the most I've heard on twitter from reliable Bears sources (a panicked tweet from Dez Clark being the source of the torn ACL rumor) is an MCL sprain. Not that it matters because they're royally fucked anyway.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Eli on December 04, 2011, 03:17:41 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:57:34 PM
ACL and MCL is the rumor I just heard about through an e-mail. I don't know the difference between just tearing one and tearing two, but I know that anything-CL being torn isn't good at all.

Thanks for the laugh on this sad afternoon, CT.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: CT III on December 04, 2011, 03:19:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 04, 2011, 03:17:41 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:57:34 PM
ACL and MCL is the rumor I just heard about through an e-mail. I don't know the difference between just tearing one and tearing two, but I know that anything-CL being torn isn't good at all.

Thanks for the laugh on this sad afternoon, CT.

Ouch?
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Eli on December 04, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 04, 2011, 03:19:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 04, 2011, 03:17:41 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:57:34 PM
ACL and MCL is the rumor I just heard about through an e-mail. I don't know the difference between just tearing one and tearing two, but I know that anything-CL being torn isn't good at all.

Thanks for the laugh on this sad afternoon, CT.

Ouch?

I thought BC was one of your Internet characters.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: CT III on December 04, 2011, 03:32:06 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 04, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: CT III on December 04, 2011, 03:19:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on December 04, 2011, 03:17:41 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 02:57:34 PM
ACL and MCL is the rumor I just heard about through an e-mail. I don't know the difference between just tearing one and tearing two, but I know that anything-CL being torn isn't good at all.

Thanks for the laugh on this sad afternoon, CT.

Ouch?

I thought BC was one of your Internet characters.

Nah, for extra cash I sold all my characters to all comers.  BC is now the intellectual property of The Hallmark Channel.

I did retain animation rights, however.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 03:51:44 PM
It's better for Caleb Hanie's sake that he didn't lead the comeback against GB last year. The things the Steelers defense would've done to him in the Super Bowl would have caused him permanent anal soreness and kept him from ever looking at himself in the mirror again.

This is all Johnny Knox's fault for not knowing how to make a cut on a route. After his performance today, I wouldn't really mind if he never dressed as a Bear again. But this was about as shitty of a way to lose as possible. Time to play for a not-entirely-shitty draft pick.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Internet Apex on December 04, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
And to top it all off, my ex fiancee is dating Todd Walker AND Matt Murton. Todd bangs her on weekends and Murton reads the Bible and jacks off with her through the week.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:21:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 04, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
Murton reads the Bible and jacks off with her through the week.

I'm amazed that he can do both those things at the same time.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Internet Apex on December 04, 2011, 06:27:33 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:21:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 04, 2011, 06:11:46 PM
Murton reads the Bible and jacks off with her through the week.

I'm amazed that he can do both those things at the same time.

And despite that rare gift, he can't get past first base with her even though teh Paul's Doppelganger is bending her up like a pretzel every weekend. What a twink.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Falcons lost. Giants lost. Cowboys lost. No pressure from the East or West. It might be really ugly, but it's still entirely possible to win one or two more games and back into the playoffs.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Falcons lost. Giants lost. Cowboys lost. No pressure from the East or West. It might be really ugly, but it's still entirely possible to win one or two more games and back into the playoffs.

Don't do this. Please. I speak from experience. All you'll end up doing is pissing yourself off in the short-term and, one day in the longer-term future, you'll look in the mirror and wonder why you hate yourself so damn much.

Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 04, 2011, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Falcons lost. Giants lost. Cowboys lost. No pressure from the East or West. It might be really ugly, but it's still entirely possible to win one or two more games and back into the playoffs.

Don't do this. Please. I speak from experience.

TOO MANY EXPERIENCE.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: SKO on December 04, 2011, 07:12:35 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 04, 2011, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Falcons lost. Giants lost. Cowboys lost. No pressure from the East or West. It might be really ugly, but it's still entirely possible to win one or two more games and back into the playoffs.

Don't do this. Please. I speak from experience.

TOO MANY EXPERIENCE.

I definitely have not seen this before. In my lifetime (so before the inevitable Huey WHAT ABOUT 1986 CHARLES MARTIN anecdote) I've never seen a Bears team that looked so promising completely go into the shitter thanks to the loss of its star QB and RB. Mostly because for most of my life there've been neither promising Bears teams, star QBs, or star RBs.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Internet Apex on December 04, 2011, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 04, 2011, 07:12:35 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 04, 2011, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Falcons lost. Giants lost. Cowboys lost. No pressure from the East or West. It might be really ugly, but it's still entirely possible to win one or two more games and back into the playoffs.

Don't do this. Please. I speak from experience.

TOO MANY EXPERIENCE.

I definitely have not seen this before. In my lifetime (so before the inevitable Huey WHAT ABOUT 1986 CHARLES MARTIN anecdote) I've never seen a Bears team that looked so promising completely go into the shitter thanks to the loss of its star QB and RB. Mostly because for most of my life there've been neither promising Bears teams, star QBs, or star RBs.

Erik Kramer and Curtis Enis say hi. What should I tell them?
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: SKO on December 04, 2011, 07:59:00 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 04, 2011, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 04, 2011, 07:12:35 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 04, 2011, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Falcons lost. Giants lost. Cowboys lost. No pressure from the East or West. It might be really ugly, but it's still entirely possible to win one or two more games and back into the playoffs.

Don't do this. Please. I speak from experience.

TOO MANY EXPERIENCE.

I definitely have not seen this before. In my lifetime (so before the inevitable Huey WHAT ABOUT 1986 CHARLES MARTIN anecdote) I've never seen a Bears team that looked so promising completely go into the shitter thanks to the loss of its star QB and RB. Mostly because for most of my life there've been neither promising Bears teams, star QBs, or star RBs.

Erik Kramer and Curtis Enis say hi. What should I tell them?

Tell Erik I said I'm very sorry about the death of his son. Tell Curtis that I'll have him fired the next time he puts mayonnaise on my burger.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 08:06:14 PM
I was speaking more about the tendency to talk yourself into still believing in the team even when all the evidence suggests not to.

It just isn't healthy.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Internet Apex on December 04, 2011, 08:07:04 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 04, 2011, 07:59:00 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 04, 2011, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: SKO on December 04, 2011, 07:12:35 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 04, 2011, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Falcons lost. Giants lost. Cowboys lost. No pressure from the East or West. It might be really ugly, but it's still entirely possible to win one or two more games and back into the playoffs.

Don't do this. Please. I speak from experience.

TOO MANY EXPERIENCE.

I definitely have not seen this before. In my lifetime (so before the inevitable Huey WHAT ABOUT 1986 CHARLES MARTIN anecdote) I've never seen a Bears team that looked so promising completely go into the shitter thanks to the loss of its star QB and RB. Mostly because for most of my life there've been neither promising Bears teams, star QBs, or star RBs.

Erik Kramer and Curtis Enis say hi. What should I tell them?

Tell Erik I said I'm very sorry about the death of his son. Tell Curtis that I'll have him fired the next time he puts mayonnaise on my burger.

Cool. Curtis is supposed to text me as soon as my ex gets done rimming him.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Falcons lost. Giants lost. Cowboys lost. No pressure from the East or West. It might be really ugly, but it's still entirely possible to win one or two more games and back into the playoffs.

Don't do this. Please. I speak from experience. All you'll end up doing is pissing yourself off in the short-term and, one day in the longer-term future, you'll look in the mirror and wonder why you hate yourself so damn much.



I'm just saying--if Michael Turner and Julio Jones stay hurt, and if the Cowboys go 2-0 against the Giants, and if the Bears simply don't lose track of WR's against Denver like the Vikings did today...

I don't expect this team to win in the playoffs. I'm just saying it's eminently believable to see 2 of the 4 teams in the wild card hunt doing as bad or worse than the Bears, especially when the Giants are starting at a game disadvantage.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Internet Apex on December 04, 2011, 09:30:12 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Falcons lost. Giants lost. Cowboys lost. No pressure from the East or West. It might be really ugly, but it's still entirely possible to win one or two more games and back into the playoffs.

Don't do this. Please. I speak from experience. All you'll end up doing is pissing yourself off in the short-term and, one day in the longer-term future, you'll look in the mirror and wonder why you hate yourself so damn much.



If all the teams in the hunt somehow lose all the rest of their games, I think the Bears will get in. I don't know if that's possible or not, but I will surely "crunch" the numbers and not get back to you on it.

*hat tip to JD for that line. It will never be unfunny to me.

I'm just saying--if Michael Turner and Julio Jones stay hurt, and if the Cowboys go 2-0 against the Giants, and if the Bears simply don't lose track of WR's against Denver like the Vikings did today...

I don't expect this team to win in the playoffs. I'm just saying it's eminently believable to see 2 of the 4 teams in the wild card hunt doing as bad or worse than the Bears, especially when the Giants are starting at a game disadvantage.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 04, 2011, 09:43:59 PM
Here are the remaining schedules for the Wild Card "contenders"...

CHI (7-5)

at DEN, vs SEA, at GB, at MIN

DET (7-4)

vs MIN, at OAK, vs SD, at GB

ATL (7-5)

at CAR, vs JAX, at NO, vs TB

NYG (6-6)

at DAL, vs WSH, at NYJ, vs DAL

SEA (5-7)

vs STL, at CHI, vs SF, at ARZ

ARZ (5-7)

vs SF, vs CLE, at CIN, vs SEA

If you believe that the NFC West teams still have any sort of chance, then there is one meeting between potential contenders left. Otherwise, it is possible for all the other contenders to lose the rest of their games.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Internet Apex on December 04, 2011, 10:01:00 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 09:43:59 PM
Here are the remaining schedules for the Wild Card "contenders"...

CHI (7-5)

at DEN, vs SEA, at GB, at MIN

DET (7-4)

vs MIN, at OAK, vs SD, at GB

ATL (7-5)

at CAR, vs JAX, at NO, vs TB

NYG (6-6)

at DAL, vs WSH, at NYJ, vs DAL

SEA (5-7)

vs STL, at CHI, vs SF, at ARZ

ARZ (5-7)

vs SF, vs CLE, at CIN, vs SEA

If you believe that the NFC West teams still have any sort of chance, then there is one meeting between potential contenders left. Otherwise, it is possible for all the other contenders to lose the rest of their games.

Crunch.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Richard Chuggar on December 05, 2011, 07:15:36 AM
TaleSpin.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Yeti on December 05, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Did you guys hear Smith after the game. Don't EVER tell me this guy knows what he's talking about. Don't EVER tell me about his record as coach. That son-of-a-BITCH is the most arrogant, egotistical, incompetant hack of a head coach I've ever seen. He's making me miss the days of Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 05, 2011, 08:02:46 AM
Quote from: SKO on December 04, 2011, 07:12:35 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 04, 2011, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: BC on December 04, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 04, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Falcons lost. Giants lost. Cowboys lost. No pressure from the East or West. It might be really ugly, but it's still entirely possible to win one or two more games and back into the playoffs.

Don't do this. Please. I speak from experience.

TOO MANY EXPERIENCE.

I definitely have not seen this before. In my lifetime (so before the inevitable Huey WHAT ABOUT 1986 CHARLES MARTIN anecdote) I've never seen a Bears team that looked so promising completely go into the shitter thanks to the loss of its star QB and RB. Mostly because for most of my life there've been neither promising Bears teams, star QBs, or star RBs.

I believe you've got your interwebby tales mixed up.  I don't have a Charles Martin anectdote.  I can give you pretty much all of the post-Super Bowl Ditka teams, though.  They always seemed to start out like 8-2 before fading into fart dust by December.  Is this what you mean?
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Brownie on December 05, 2011, 08:47:57 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Did you guys hear Smith after the game. Don't EVER tell me this guy knows what he's talking about. Don't EVER tell me about his record as coach. That son-of-a-BITCH is the most arrogant, egotistical, incompetant hack of a head coach I've ever seen. He's making me miss the days of Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron.

Yeah, records don't matter.

I'm not sure what you want from Lovie Smith postgame, but I'm afraid he's far down the list of "things that could be improved on the Bears."
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 05, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 05, 2011, 08:47:57 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Did you guys hear Smith after the game. Don't EVER tell me this guy knows what he's talking about. Don't EVER tell me about his record as coach. That son-of-a-BITCH is the most arrogant, egotistical, incompetant hack of a head coach I've ever seen. He's making me miss the days of Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron.

Yeah, records don't matter.

I'm not sure what you want from Lovie Smith postgame, but I'm afraid he's far down the list of "things that could be improved on the Bears."

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! (http://firejerryangelo.org/2011/12/04/talespin/#comment-8132)
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Slaky on December 05, 2011, 09:46:23 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 05, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 05, 2011, 08:47:57 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Did you guys hear Smith after the game. Don't EVER tell me this guy knows what he's talking about. Don't EVER tell me about his record as coach. That son-of-a-BITCH is the most arrogant, egotistical, incompetant hack of a head coach I've ever seen. He's making me miss the days of Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron.

Yeah, records don't matter.

I'm not sure what you want from Lovie Smith postgame, but I'm afraid he's far down the list of "things that could be improved on the Bears."

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! (http://firejerryangelo.org/2011/12/04/talespin/#comment-8132)

I can't believe Lovie Smith couldn't win that game with his entire offense out injured. What a fucking asshole. FIRE HIM NOW.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Eli on December 05, 2011, 09:49:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 05, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 05, 2011, 08:47:57 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Did you guys hear Smith after the game. Don't EVER tell me this guy knows what he's talking about. Don't EVER tell me about his record as coach. That son-of-a-BITCH is the most arrogant, egotistical, incompetant hack of a head coach I've ever seen. He's making me miss the days of Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron.

Yeah, records don't matter.

I'm not sure what you want from Lovie Smith postgame, but I'm afraid he's far down the list of "things that could be improved on the Bears."

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! (http://firejerryangelo.org/2011/12/04/talespin/#comment-8132)

Seems to me that TJ needs to get better at recognizing unattributed quotes posted here from the comments sections of random blogs that he's probably never seen before.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Yeti on December 05, 2011, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2011, 09:49:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 05, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 05, 2011, 08:47:57 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Did you guys hear Smith after the game. Don't EVER tell me this guy knows what he's talking about. Don't EVER tell me about his record as coach. That son-of-a-BITCH is the most arrogant, egotistical, incompetant hack of a head coach I've ever seen. He's making me miss the days of Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron.

Yeah, records don't matter.

I'm not sure what you want from Lovie Smith postgame, but I'm afraid he's far down the list of "things that could be improved on the Bears."

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! (http://firejerryangelo.org/2011/12/04/talespin/#comment-8132)

Seems to me that TJ needs to get better at recognizing unattributed quotes posted here from the comments sections of random blogs that he's probably never seen before.

Well said
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on December 05, 2011, 10:00:05 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2011, 09:49:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 05, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 05, 2011, 08:47:57 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Did you guys hear Smith after the game. Don't EVER tell me this guy knows what he's talking about. Don't EVER tell me about his record as coach. That son-of-a-BITCH is the most arrogant, egotistical, incompetant hack of a head coach I've ever seen. He's making me miss the days of Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron.

Yeah, records don't matter.

I'm not sure what you want from Lovie Smith postgame, but I'm afraid he's far down the list of "things that could be improved on the Bears."

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! (http://firejerryangelo.org/2011/12/04/talespin/#comment-8132)

Seems to me that TJ needs to get better at recognizing unattributed quotes posted here from the comments sections of random blogs that he's probably never seen before.

Well said

TJ's done been Frolled.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Quality Start Machine on December 05, 2011, 10:06:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 05, 2011, 10:00:05 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: Eli on December 05, 2011, 09:49:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 05, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 05, 2011, 08:47:57 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Did you guys hear Smith after the game. Don't EVER tell me this guy knows what he's talking about. Don't EVER tell me about his record as coach. That son-of-a-BITCH is the most arrogant, egotistical, incompetant hack of a head coach I've ever seen. He's making me miss the days of Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron.

Yeah, records don't matter.

I'm not sure what you want from Lovie Smith postgame, but I'm afraid he's far down the list of "things that could be improved on the Bears."

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! (http://firejerryangelo.org/2011/12/04/talespin/#comment-8132)

Seems to me that TJ needs to get better at recognizing unattributed quotes posted here from the comments sections of random blogs that he's probably never seen before.

Well said

TJ's done been Frolled.

That's going to be a thing.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 05, 2011, 10:11:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 05, 2011, 09:46:23 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 05, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 05, 2011, 08:47:57 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Did you guys hear Smith after the game. Don't EVER tell me this guy knows what he's talking about. Don't EVER tell me about his record as coach. That son-of-a-BITCH is the most arrogant, egotistical, incompetant hack of a head coach I've ever seen. He's making me miss the days of Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron.

Yeah, records don't matter.

I'm not sure what you want from Lovie Smith postgame, but I'm afraid he's far down the list of "things that could be improved on the Bears."

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! (http://firejerryangelo.org/2011/12/04/talespin/#comment-8132)

I can't believe Lovie Smith couldn't win that game with his entire offense out injured. What a fucking asshole. FIRE HIM NOW.

When you come right down to it, this is all really Virginia McCaskey's fault.

The sad, silly bitch. WHAT ARE HER QUALIFICATIONS?
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BH on December 05, 2011, 10:20:56 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 05, 2011, 10:11:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 05, 2011, 09:46:23 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 05, 2011, 09:25:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on December 05, 2011, 08:47:57 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 05, 2011, 07:23:16 AM
Did you guys hear Smith after the game. Don't EVER tell me this guy knows what he's talking about. Don't EVER tell me about his record as coach. That son-of-a-BITCH is the most arrogant, egotistical, incompetant hack of a head coach I've ever seen. He's making me miss the days of Dave Wannstedt and Dick Jauron.

Yeah, records don't matter.

I'm not sure what you want from Lovie Smith postgame, but I'm afraid he's far down the list of "things that could be improved on the Bears."

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!! (http://firejerryangelo.org/2011/12/04/talespin/#comment-8132)

I can't believe Lovie Smith couldn't win that game with his entire offense out injured. What a fucking asshole. FIRE HIM NOW.

When you come right down to it, this is all really Virginia McCaskey's fault.

The sad, silly bitch. WHAT ARE HER QUALIFICATIONS?

And what about THE SOD?!!
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on December 05, 2011, 12:06:06 PM
Damn, tough breaks for the Bears...I heard Hester on Mike and Mike (I know, I know) this morning, and I couldn't help but like the guy and feel bad for him at the same time.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: morpheus on December 05, 2011, 03:44:07 PM
Jebus. (http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/7319269/source-brett-favre-listen-chicago-bears-called)
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: SKO on December 05, 2011, 04:08:25 PM
I'm not surprised to hear it from Fro's crowd, but the twitterverse's anger toward Lovie for that game is ridiculous. This team was 7-3 and averaging 30 ppg during its five game win streak with the starting QB and starting RB. Without those guys the offense has sucked. Defense (which is Lovie's area anyway) has still been good, so really, I hate the world.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: BC on December 11, 2011, 06:35:00 PM
I hate to say it, but I warned you not to get your hopes up.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2011, 06:40:31 PM
Quote from: BC on December 11, 2011, 06:35:00 PM
I hate to say it, but I warned you not to get your hopes up.

Shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Saul Goodman on December 11, 2011, 07:03:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2011, 06:40:31 PM
Quote from: BC on December 11, 2011, 06:35:00 PM
I hate to say it, but I warned you not to get your hopes up.

Shut the fuck up.

WHY DID WE NOT HAIL BC'S WARNING? WE WERE SO NAIVE!
Title: Re: Week 13: In which we don't jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Palkos
Post by: Gilgamesh on December 11, 2011, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on December 11, 2011, 07:03:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 11, 2011, 06:40:31 PM
Quote from: BC on December 11, 2011, 06:35:00 PM
I hate to say it, but I warned you not to get your hopes up.

Shut the fuck up.

WHY DID WE NOT HAIL BC'S WARNING? WE WERE SO NAIVE!

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