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General Category => The Dead Pool => Topic started by: Wheezer on January 04, 2014, 12:12:24 AM

Title: Bye Bye Lungs
Post by: Wheezer on January 04, 2014, 12:12:24 AM
Phil Everly (http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-phil-everly-of-the-everly-brothers-dies-at-74-20140103,0,2091176.story), of COPD complications.
Title: Re: Bye Bye Lungs
Post by: Wheezer on January 04, 2014, 12:16:18 AM
Oh, fuck, Fork beat me to it.
Title: Re: Bye Bye Lungs
Post by: Tonker on January 04, 2014, 04:08:08 AM
This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.
Title: Re: Bye Bye Lungs
Post by: CT III on January 04, 2014, 07:52:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 04, 2014, 04:08:08 AM
This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

Bullshit, they're virtually the exact same title.
Title: Re: Bye Bye Lungs
Post by: Bort on January 04, 2014, 08:09:20 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2014, 07:52:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 04, 2014, 04:08:08 AM
This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

Bullshit, they're virtually the exact same title.

Lungs scans better. In my official capacity as a trained Freelance Dramaturg, I back Tonk.
Title: Re: Bye Bye Lungs
Post by: Tonker on January 04, 2014, 08:59:26 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 04, 2014, 08:09:20 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2014, 07:52:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 04, 2014, 04:08:08 AM
This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

Bullshit, they're virtually the exact same title.

Lungs scans better. In my official capacity as a trained Freelance Dramaturg, I back Tonk.

Quite.  More to the point, though, Wheez has actually managed to get the cause of death into his title.  A clear winner.
Title: Re: Bye Bye Lungs
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 04, 2014, 09:21:26 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 04, 2014, 08:09:20 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2014, 07:52:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 04, 2014, 04:08:08 AM
This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

Bullshit, they're virtually the exact same title.

Lungs scans better. In my official capacity as a trained Freelance Dramaturg, I back Tonk.

Bye Bye Life is actually in the fucking song.
Title: Re: Bye Bye Lungs
Post by: Tonker on January 04, 2014, 09:51:47 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 04, 2014, 09:21:26 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 04, 2014, 08:09:20 AM
Quote from: CT III on January 04, 2014, 07:52:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 04, 2014, 04:08:08 AM
This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

Bullshit, they're virtually the exact same title.

Lungs scans better. In my official capacity as a trained Freelance Dramaturg, I back Tonk.

Bye Bye Life is actually in the fucking song.

Bye, bye love, bye bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry
Bye, bye love, bye bye sweet caress
Hello emptiness
I feel like I could die
Bye, bye my love goodbye

There goes my baby, with someone new
She sure looks happy, I sure am blue
She was my baby, till he stepped in
Goodbye to romance, that might have been

Bye, bye love, bye bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry
Bye, bye love, bye bye sweet caress
Hello emptiness
I feel like I could die
Bye, bye my love goodbye

I'm thru with romance, I'm thru with love
I'm thru with counting the stars above
And here's the reason that I'm so free
My lovin' baby is thru with me

Bye, bye love, bye bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry
Bye, bye love, bye bye sweet caress
Hello emptiness
I feel like I could die
Bye, bye my love goodbye
Title: Re: Bye Bye Lungs
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 04, 2014, 10:53:43 AM
Fork, please delete your post, and we must never speak of this again.

*hat tip to Wheezer*