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Quote from: Andy on May 23, 2006, 08:14:47 AM
"Looks like I've got a pair of queens.  I'm gonna drop a deuce on everyone."

Lately, I've been saying this before I head to the bathroom.  I've found that it gets at least a chuckle even from people that don't watch "The Office."  I'm starting to be able to say it without starting to laugh at the end.  I'd suggest practicing in a mirror if you decide to start using it.  It's harder than you think. 

Quote from: MDZ on May 13, 2006, 03:22:20 PM
I see Jim transferring for an episode or so, then his branch being downsized so he's forced to come back to Scranton.  Ricky G still has some creative control, and he's definitely a fan of awkward situations so next season seems promising.  Also, they're having webisodes over the summer featuring the background characters like Kevin, Creed, Oscar and Angela.  Also, I loved Dwight thinking he had a tell on Jim.

"I don't know. It's weird.  Everytime I cough---Dwight folds."

If NBC had just ONE more good sitcom, then they could supersize "Earl" and "the Office" every week.  I vote for "Scrubs" if it doesn't get canceled.  40 minutes each week of those sitcoms would go down super-smooth.  I'm talkin Mach 5, man.

Quote from: Andy on May 05, 2006, 08:55:54 AM
I loved the list of grievances that Dwight has filed about Jim.

"Everyone called me Duane all day, I think Jim paid them."
Jim: Yeah, $5 each.  It was totally worth it.

"Everytime I typed my name into the computer today it changed to Diaper."
Jim: That's actually a very simple macro.

"Hit myself in the head with my phone."
Jim: Oh, that took a while.  I stuffed nickels in the handset until he got used to the added weight, then took them all out."

"It feels like my desk moved two feet to the right."
Jim: Yeah, every time he got up to go the bathroom I moved it a couple inches.  It's pretty much all I did that day.

"What's that on your face?  Is that a disguise?"

Great episode

I liked Dwight's left-handed salute at the end. 

not enough NPH last night

Quote from: williams on April 04, 2006, 04:21:44 PM

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Having two peters? That would be steak sauce

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An obscure "How I Met Your Mother" reference?  I'm simultaneously impressed and horrified.

First of all, let's be real friendly here, okay? My name is JD. Secondly, your days of bombarding this thread with "Your Mother" references instead of "Office" refrerences are over.

Leave the ball, will you, Slaky?

Quote from: CPT on April 02, 2006, 08:20:49 PM

Quote from: berserker on April 02, 2006, 04:09:19 PM

Sorry, I was busy making myself matter...

Well, you haven't shown up in my history book yet, so keep trying.

Unfortunately, the history books are full of just people who toil and fight for worthy causes and the freedom of others. And you do all that, only for foreigners or women or the disableds to take advantage of it.

How bout Dwight and Angela talking about "cooking" and being "hungry" in the breakroom in front of Ryan...hilarious. 

"But what if I'm really hungry?"

I caught it.  I liked Brownlie, too.  He's got a hard curve and bushy sideburns.

I thought this past week's episode was one of their best.  The secondary characters are really becoming pretty dang funny, especially how they've decided to develop Kelly.