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Bonk

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2009, 08:45:59 PM »
Are you fucking kidding? Wells should get a free nut kick on every member of the team. And two for Marmolade and Gregggg.
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LoneStarCubFan

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2009, 08:46:16 PM »
Nice job Gregg. Fucking pussy.
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butthead

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2009, 08:52:33 PM »
I am not enjoying baseball this year.
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LoneStarCubFan

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2009, 08:59:25 PM »
I hate this fucking team.
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Eli

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2009, 09:17:34 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2009, 08:59:25 PM
I hate this fucking team.

Not as much as I hate you.
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MAD

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2009, 09:29:40 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2009, 08:59:25 PM
I hate this fucking team.

Good. Does that mean that we're no longer going to have to read your whiny-ass puke all the time?
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2009, 09:31:11 PM »
Quote from: MAD on June 02, 2009, 09:29:40 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2009, 08:59:25 PM
I hate this fucking team.

Good. Does that mean that we're no longer going to have to read your whiny-ass puke all the time?

No.

And fuck off.
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RV

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2009, 09:38:58 PM »
Damn, Randy Wells keeps getting hosed. I just assumed the guy was gonna suck on a Juan Mateo/Les Walrond level since he wasn't much of a prospect, but give him credit. He's kept the ball down and thrown strikes, unlike those meatheads at the back end of the pen tonight.
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EVILteddie

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2009, 09:53:26 PM »
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ChuckD

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2009, 10:13:58 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2009, 09:31:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 02, 2009, 09:29:40 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2009, 08:59:25 PM
I hate this fucking team.

Good. Does that mean that we're no longer going to have to read your whiny-ass puke all the time?

No.

And fuck off.

You've not only proven dumber than CFiHP, but you've made me hate baseball along the way. Congratulations on your unique brand of stupidity; I anxiously await the day when it purges itself from the gene pool in gutless fucking fashion.
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LoneStarCubFan

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2009, 10:17:19 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on June 02, 2009, 10:13:58 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2009, 09:31:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 02, 2009, 09:29:40 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2009, 08:59:25 PM
I hate this fucking team.

Good. Does that mean that we're no longer going to have to read your whiny-ass puke all the time?

No.

And fuck off.

You've not only proven dumber than CFiHP, but you've made me hate baseball along the way. Congratulations on your unique brand of stupidity; I anxiously await the day when it purges itself from the gene pool in gutless fucking fashion.

So it's me and not this dogshit excuse for a baseball team? Right.
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ChuckD

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2009, 10:20:54 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2009, 10:17:19 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 02, 2009, 10:13:58 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2009, 09:31:11 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 02, 2009, 09:29:40 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2009, 08:59:25 PM
I hate this fucking team.

Good. Does that mean that we're no longer going to have to read your whiny-ass puke all the time?

No.

And fuck off.

You've not only proven dumber than CFiHP, but you've made me hate baseball along the way. Congratulations on your unique brand of stupidity; I anxiously await the day when it purges itself from the gene pool in gutless fucking fashion.

So it's me and not this dogshit excuse for a baseball team? Right.

Right.
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CubFaninHydePark

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2009, 11:19:58 PM »
This team should be really happy that Randy Wells is not Ted Lilly.  If he were the Bull Moose, there might not be a team left tomorrow morning.

And with good reason.
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Quality Start Machine

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2009, 07:56:58 AM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 02, 2009, 11:19:58 PM
This team should be really happy that Randy Wells is not Ted Lilly.  If he were the Bull Moose, there might not be a team left tomorrow morning.

And with good reason.

I'm not endorsing wholesale slaughter, but I'm not necessarily against it either.
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Oleg

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2009, 08:44:45 AM »
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2009, 07:56:58 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 02, 2009, 11:19:58 PM
This team should be really happy that Randy Wells is not Ted Lilly.  If he were the Bull Moose, there might not be a team left tomorrow morning.

And with good reason.

I'm not endorsing wholesale slaughter, but I'm not necessarily against it either.

On the bright side, Hawks training camp is less than 3 months away.
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