Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon

[JD]

Statfaggy splooge over Randy Wells' slider.  According to this, he's had the third-best slider in baseball this year, behind Zack Greinke and some moron Canadian pitcher.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/who-are-you-randy-wells/

Eli, if I wanted to read some queer pie chart thing, then I'd go finish high school.  Try again, hi-liter breath.

[powen01]

Statfaggy splooge over Randy Wells' slider.  According to this, he's had the third-best slider in baseball this year, behind Zack Greinke and some moron Canadian pitcher.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/who-are-you-randy-wells/

Eli, if I wanted to read some queer pie chart thing, then I'd go finish high school.  Try again, hi-liter breath.

If that comment were a slider, it would be one of the top three.  I could tell you exactly where it was ranked too...  If I was into cock.

[Quality Start Machine]

Statfaggy splooge over Randy Wells' slider.  According to this, he's had the third-best slider in baseball this year, behind Zack Greinke and some moron Canadian pitcher.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/who-are-you-randy-wells/

Eli, if I wanted to read some queer pie chart thing, then I'd go finish high school.  Try again, hi-liter breath.

If that comment were a slider, it would be one of the top three.  I could tell you exactly where it was ranked too...  If I was into cock.

You mean you're not? This changes the context of every post you've ever made.

[Eli]

Statfaggy splooge over Randy Wells' slider.  According to this, he's had the third-best slider in baseball this year, behind Zack Greinke and some moron Canadian pitcher.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/who-are-you-randy-wells/

Eli, if I wanted to read some queer pie chart thing, then I'd go finish high school.  Try again, hi-liter breath.

Randy Wells' slider is like funnel cakes and Jimmie Johnson.

I'll stop posting information about baseball now, lest anyone ends up learning something.

[*In a Nutsack]

I read a post on TMS where they (it might have been Bort) called Wells' slider a combination of a slider and a cutter...or, slutter.  I think I like that.  If it's DRLP, I'll take the spanking and move on.

[Quality Start Machine]

I read a post on TMS where they (it might have been Bort) called Wells' slider a combination of a slider and a cutter...or, slutter.  I think I like that.  If it's DRLP, I'll take the spanking and move on.

You just want to get spanked.

Fucking pervert.

[Tank]

I read a post on TMS where they (it might have been Bort) called Wells' slider a combination of a slider and a cutter...or, slutter.  I think I like that.  If it's DRLP, I'll take the spanking and move on.

You never clicked through to read Eli's link, did you?

[Eli]

I read a post on TMS where they (it might have been Bort) called Wells' slider a combination of a slider and a cutter...or, slutter.  I think I like that.  If it's DRLP, I'll take the spanking and move on.

You never clicked through to read Eli's link, did you?

I don't think he's alone.

[*In a Nutsack]

I read a post on TMS where they (it might have been Bort) called Wells' slider a combination of a slider and a cutter...or, slutter.  I think I like that.  If it's DRLP, I'll take the spanking and move on.

You never clicked through to read Eli's link, did you?

Tank, I'm Bad at Internet Guy.  Leave me to my yob, please.

[Oleg]

I read a post on TMS where they (it might have been Bort) called Wells' slider a combination of a slider and a cutter...or, slutter.  I think I like that.  If it's DRLP, I'll take the spanking and move on.

You never clicked through to read Eli's link, did you?

I don't think he's alone.

I clicked on it and read it.

[fiveouts]

Staring to get ROY consideration from the doofuses on ESPN bump. 

[Internet Apex]

Staring to get ROY consideration from the doofuses on ESPN bump. 

You shouldn't stare. It's impolite.

[MAD]

Staring to get ROY consideration from the doofuses on ESPN bump. 

You shouldn't stare. It's impolite.

Hey, if it helps Wells gets some ROY consideration, I'm all for it.

[CBStew]

Staring to get ROY consideration from the doofuses on ESPN bump. 

That was about the only positive thing that the doofae had to say about the Cubs as they were beating the Reds tonight. 

[*In a Nutsack]

8-4 in 16 starts, 2.73 ERA in 102 1/3 IP and 1.143 WHIP, 65/23 K/BB ratio.  He's only got a 2.0 BB/9.  He hasn't walked more than three in any of his starts; he's only walked three twice.  He's gone 6 innings in 13 of his 16 starts; gone 7 innings in 10 of 16.

Randy Wells, ladies and gentlemen.