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EG

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #765 on: March 28, 2008, 01:49:09 PM »
Quote from: RedBeard on March 28, 2008, 01:17:28 PM
I had tickets to watch him pitch in Iowa against Garth Brooks in 1998 on Iowa's opening day. It got snowed out. Fuckers.

You should probably do something about that avatar and tagline, considering the fate of your fifth-seeded "Cinderella."

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #766 on: July 10, 2008, 04:49:23 PM »
Matt "Roping Singles in AAA and Loving It" Murton

Eric "Hitting Machine" Patterson

(Did I do that right?)
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #767 on: July 10, 2008, 05:11:13 PM »
I was just about to bump this for Neal Cotts.

He's the white Felix Heredia.  He's a goddamn Run Fairy.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #768 on: July 11, 2008, 08:11:56 AM »
Quote from: Kerm on July 10, 2008, 05:11:13 PM
I was just about to bump this for Neal Cotts.

He's the white Felix Heredia.  He's a goddamn Run Fairy.

He's a total QT though.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #769 on: August 05, 2008, 12:52:40 PM »
Stevie Ire.



So long, Fourfmeal.
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #770 on: August 07, 2008, 04:04:52 AM »
Quote from: Thrillho on August 05, 2008, 12:52:40 PM
Stevie Ire.



So long, Fourfmeal.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #771 on: August 07, 2008, 09:31:54 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on August 07, 2008, 04:04:52 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on August 05, 2008, 12:52:40 PM
Stevie Ire.



So long, Fourfmeal.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #772 on: August 07, 2008, 11:02:49 AM »
Quote from: Kerm on July 10, 2008, 05:11:13 PM
I was just about to bump this for Neal Cotts.

He's the white Felix Heredia.  He's a goddamn Run Fairy.

I am white.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #773 on: August 07, 2008, 11:04:59 AM »
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on March 28, 2008, 01:42:04 PM
Quote from: Apexx on February 28, 2007, 03:05:56 PM
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Quote from: bozos72 on June 21, 2006, 06:48:30 PM
To retell the stories of Paul would be to diminish the legacy and mystery that is Paul...and it would be quite the waste of time.

Maybe this will change your mind:



Yep.  I've got the good stuff.

Heh heh heh... I have no friggin' clue.

I meant to ask...the fuck???

Splain this to me, and I think I will have been re-Desipified enough for now.

EXPLANATION: FOUND

http://www.trinity.edu/jdunn/joshua.htm
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #774 on: August 07, 2008, 02:29:39 PM »
Great Jumpin' Jeezus, I was hoping it was just real bad porn.  It's some kind of statement.  I would feel better, for her, if it actually was porn.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #775 on: August 07, 2008, 02:47:41 PM »
Quote from: The Uncouth Sloth on August 07, 2008, 02:29:39 PM
Great Jumpin' Jeezus, I was hoping it was just real bad porn.  It's some kind of statement.  I would feel better, for her, if it actually was porn.

"Statement," bah!

It's art.

And get this... The reaction the artist was going for? Probably the reaction we all had when seeing these things. Funny how that works.

http://www.charliewhite.info/sub/work/2001.html

Hilarious and sexy:







That's win-win.
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #776 on: August 07, 2008, 05:17:02 PM »
I love Joshua.

It's been everyone's go-to visual non sequitur for years, but I didn't know it made its way to Desipio.

Eventually, everything does.


Yah mo B there!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #777 on: August 08, 2008, 09:01:47 AM »
Quote from: KD on August 07, 2008, 05:17:02 PM
I love Joshua.

It's been everyone's go-to visual non sequitur for years, but I didn't know it made its way to Desipio.

Eventually, everything does from Desipio makes its way everywhere else.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #778 on: August 08, 2008, 12:09:13 PM »
Quote from: KD on August 07, 2008, 05:17:02 PM
I love Joshua.

It's been everyone's go-to visual non sequitur for years, but I didn't know it made its way to Desipio.

Eventually, everything does.

We are aware of all internet traditions.
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #779 on: December 31, 2008, 01:04:30 PM »
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