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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #780 on: January 06, 2009, 10:53:29 AM »
Sergio Mitre couldn't have done drugs when he was a Cub?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #781 on: January 06, 2009, 10:54:57 AM »
Jason Marquis.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #782 on: January 06, 2009, 11:07:44 AM »
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #783 on: January 18, 2009, 09:39:50 PM »
Felix Pee-yay.   We'll miss that awesome bat of yours.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #784 on: January 19, 2009, 05:49:02 AM »
Quote from: pisomojado8 on January 18, 2009, 09:39:50 PM
Felix Pee-yay.   We'll miss that awesome bat of yours.

I'll miss his nut-clutch.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #785 on: January 20, 2009, 07:29:07 AM »
We'll always have the game-winning homer against St. Louis the night before Josh Hancock took his fateful joyride.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SLN/SLN200704270.shtml

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #786 on: January 20, 2009, 10:08:31 AM »
Quote from: ~Apex on January 20, 2009, 07:29:07 AM
We'll always have the game-winning homer against St. Louis the night before Josh Hancock took his fateful joyride.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SLN/SLN200704270.shtml



A friend of mine was going to go to the game the next day, which of course, was rescheduled. He still gets a little offended when I talk poorly of Hancock.. More often than not, I usually rip his dumbass father for wanting to sue everyone in St. Louis that evening, as opposed to blame *gasp* his pot-smoking(not that there's anything wrong with it), drunk, texting, deutschbag of a son

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #787 on: January 22, 2009, 10:29:52 PM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 20, 2009, 10:08:31 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on January 20, 2009, 07:29:07 AM
We'll always have the game-winning homer against St. Louis the night before Josh Hancock took his fateful joyride.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SLN/SLN200704270.shtml



A friend of mine was going to go to the game the next day, which of course, was rescheduled. He still gets a little offended when I talk poorly of Hancock.. More often than not, I usually rip his dumbass father for wanting to sue everyone in St. Louis that evening, as opposed to blame *gasp* his pot-smoking(not that there's anything wrong with it), drunk, texting, deutschbag of a son

I think some people learned a valuable lesson that weekend. I personally learned that it's not wise to have too many Cubs on your head-to-head fantasy roster. No matter how much you has to have Z and Rami and DLee and Fonzy and Soto et al... You can really fuck your season up if it rains on a Sunday or one of the Cardinals decides to die again.

You live and you learn, I guess.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #788 on: January 23, 2009, 07:22:48 AM »
Quote from: ~Apex on January 22, 2009, 10:29:52 PM

You live and you learn, I guess.

Unless you're Josh Hancock.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #789 on: January 28, 2009, 12:29:39 PM »
Ronny Cedeno.  Good luck in Seattke.  I hope you don't get caught stealing on a walk ever again.

Garrett Olson, too.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #790 on: January 29, 2009, 05:12:01 PM »
Rod Blagojevich

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #791 on: January 29, 2009, 05:36:05 PM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 29, 2009, 05:12:01 PM
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #792 on: January 29, 2009, 08:51:27 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on January 29, 2009, 05:36:05 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 29, 2009, 05:12:01 PM
Rod Blagojevich

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I probably am. I didn't even know about this thread until about a month ago.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #793 on: February 02, 2009, 11:06:46 AM »
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #794 on: February 02, 2009, 01:03:25 PM »
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"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser