Single Greatest Thread Ever

[PenPho]

So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.

Saying Derwood Kirby's name gets chicks wet. It's science.

I once won the Kirkwood Derby.

Grand Marshalled by Dermot Mulrony and Dylan McDermott.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR.

[Bort]

So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.

Saying Derwood Kirby's name gets chicks wet. It's science.

I once won the Kirkwood Derby.

Grand Marshalled by Dermot Mulrony and Dylan McDermott.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR.

Don't you have fruity beers to drink and then decry for not being fruity enough?

[PenPho]

So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.

Saying Derwood Kirby's name gets chicks wet. It's science.

I once won the Kirkwood Derby.

Grand Marshalled by Dermot Mulrony and Dylan McDermott.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR.

Don't you have fruity beers to drink and then decry for not being fruity enough?

There's a thread for that too, and it's not this one.

MODS!

[Bort]

So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.

Saying Derwood Kirby's name gets chicks wet. It's science.

I once won the Kirkwood Derby.

Grand Marshalled by Dermot Mulrony and Dylan McDermott.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR.

Don't you have fruity beers to drink and then decry for not being fruity enough?

There's a thread for that too, and it's not this one.

MODS!

You can't moderate threads, man.

[PenPho]

So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.

Saying Derwood Kirby's name gets chicks wet. It's science.

I once won the Kirkwood Derby.

Grand Marshalled by Dermot Mulrony and Dylan McDermott.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR.

Don't you have fruity beers to drink and then decry for not being fruity enough?

There's a thread for that too, and it's not this one.

MODS!

You can't moderate threads, man.

I can, because I'm not a penniless Karry Ling.

[Bort]

So, who's ready for some Darwin Barney?

"The trade of Fontenot opens up a spot for Triple-A Iowa shortstop Darwin Barney, who will join the club on Thursday."

CHAMMENSHIP!

I'm confident in the knowledge that I'm the only one who saw "Darwin Barney" and somehow had it register in his brain as "Derwood Kirby".

I'm confident that you're right and unsure why that would give you confidence.

Saying Derwood Kirby's name gets chicks wet. It's science.

I once won the Kirkwood Derby.

Grand Marshalled by Dermot Mulrony and Dylan McDermott.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR.

Don't you have fruity beers to drink and then decry for not being fruity enough?

There's a thread for that too, and it's not this one.

MODS!

You can't moderate threads, man.

I can, because I'm not a penniless Karry Ling.

Intrepid Reader CT: [Snorts and pounds table]

[Gilgamesh]

Derrek Lee.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Derrek Lee.

Career OPS as a Cub:  .904

FYC

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Derrek Lee.

Career OPS as a Cub:  .904

FYC

Proving Lee doesn't belong on this list.

Nice choice, Gil.

[Internet Apex]

Derrek Lee.

Career OPS as a Cub:  .904

FYC

Proving Lee doesn't belong on this list.

Nice choice, Gil.

I can't wait to give him a standing ovation when he returns to Wrigley Saturday. Nevermind that the Braves series starts Friday. I am going to STAND AND CLAP

[Gilgamesh]

Derrek Lee.

Career OPS as a Cub:  .904

FYC

Proving Lee doesn't belong on this list.

Nice choice, Gil.

I can't wait to give him a standing ovation when he returns to Wrigley Saturday. Nevermind that the Braves series starts Friday. I am going to STAND AND CLAP

He, above anyone else, is deserving of it.  Cheer on.

[Gilgamesh]

Derrek Lee.

Career OPS as a Cub:  .904

FYC

Proving Lee doesn't belong on this list.

Nice choice, Gil.

::snorts; adjusts glasses::

[Internet Apex]

Derrek Lee.

Career OPS as a Cub:  .904

FYC

Proving Lee doesn't belong on this list.

Nice choice, Gil.

I can't wait to give him a standing ovation when he returns to Wrigley Saturday. Nevermind that the Braves series starts Friday. I am going to STAND AND CLAP

He, above anyone else, is deserving of it.  Cheer on.

I was joking. If he gets in the game and gets his standing O on Friday, then that's that in my book.

[PenPho]

Derrek Lee.

Career OPS as a Cub:  .904

FYC

Proving Lee doesn't belong on this list.

Nice choice, Gil.

I can't wait to give him a standing ovation when he returns to Wrigley Saturday. Nevermind that the Braves series starts Friday. I am going to STAND AND CLAP

He, above anyone else, is deserving of it.  Cheer on.

I was joking. If he gets in the game and gets his standing O on Friday, then that's that in my book.

You'll stop rooting for the Cubs?

[Internet Apex]

Derrek Lee.

Career OPS as a Cub:  .904

FYC

Proving Lee doesn't belong on this list.

Nice choice, Gil.

I can't wait to give him a standing ovation when he returns to Wrigley Saturday. Nevermind that the Braves series starts Friday. I am going to STAND AND CLAP

He, above anyone else, is deserving of it.  Cheer on.

I was joking. If he gets in the game and gets his standing O on Friday, then that's that in my book.

You'll stop rooting for the Cubs?

I'll not start rooting for the Braves.