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Saul Goodman

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1020 on: August 29, 2011, 02:48:05 PM »
Quote from: BH on August 29, 2011, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 29, 2011, 11:12:52 AM
Chester Taylor.

"Taylor's agent, Ken Sarnoff, had posted on his Twitter account that coach Lovie Smith had told the running back he was being released. "Chester thanks the Bears and their fans and wishes them well," Sarnoff tweeted.

Later, Sarnoff tweeted, "Here's a first for me - the Bears just called me and said they have NOT released Chester. He did talk with Lovie though...misunderstanding?""

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1021 on: August 29, 2011, 03:31:52 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 29, 2011, 02:48:05 PM
Quote from: BH on August 29, 2011, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 29, 2011, 11:12:52 AM
Chester Taylor.

"Taylor's agent, Ken Sarnoff, had posted on his Twitter account that coach Lovie Smith had told the running back he was being released. "Chester thanks the Bears and their fans and wishes them well," Sarnoff tweeted.

Later, Sarnoff tweeted, "Here's a first for me - the Bears just called me and said they have NOT released Chester. He did talk with Lovie though...misunderstanding?""

Everybody meet our new coach Dave McGinnis!

Oh, shit.  This means Mike McCaskey is back?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1022 on: August 29, 2011, 05:35:54 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 29, 2011, 03:31:52 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 29, 2011, 02:48:05 PM
Quote from: BH on August 29, 2011, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 29, 2011, 11:12:52 AM
Chester Taylor.

"Taylor's agent, Ken Sarnoff, had posted on his Twitter account that coach Lovie Smith had told the running back he was being released. "Chester thanks the Bears and their fans and wishes them well," Sarnoff tweeted.

Later, Sarnoff tweeted, "Here's a first for me - the Bears just called me and said they have NOT released Chester. He did talk with Lovie though...misunderstanding?""

Everybody meet our new coach Dave McGinnis!

Oh, shit.  This means Mike McCaskey is back?

It means Chester came to Lovie after the game, asked why he didn't play, and Lovie gave him a straight answer because Lovie seems like a player's coach who would be decent and level with the guy that he's getting cut. Chester told people that and the media ran with it. Jerry, however, didn't want the obvious truth getting out there just in case he can work out a last minute trade. So yeah, typical Angelo-Lovie communication fail, but Chester's definitely going to be gone, one way or another.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1023 on: August 29, 2011, 07:18:02 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 29, 2011, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 29, 2011, 03:31:52 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 29, 2011, 02:48:05 PM
Quote from: BH on August 29, 2011, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 29, 2011, 11:12:52 AM
Chester Taylor.

"Taylor's agent, Ken Sarnoff, had posted on his Twitter account that coach Lovie Smith had told the running back he was being released. "Chester thanks the Bears and their fans and wishes them well," Sarnoff tweeted.

Later, Sarnoff tweeted, "Here's a first for me - the Bears just called me and said they have NOT released Chester. He did talk with Lovie though...misunderstanding?""

Everybody meet our new coach Dave McGinnis!

Oh, shit.  This means Mike McCaskey is back?

It means Chester came to Lovie after the game, asked why he didn't play, and Lovie gave him a straight answer because Lovie seems like a player's coach who would be decent and level with the guy that he's getting cut. Chester told people that and the media ran with it. Jerry, however, didn't want the obvious truth getting out there just in case he can work out a last minute trade. So yeah, typical Angelo-Lovie communication fail, but Chester's definitely going to be gone, one way or another.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1024 on: August 29, 2011, 07:31:53 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 29, 2011, 07:18:02 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 29, 2011, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 29, 2011, 03:31:52 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 29, 2011, 02:48:05 PM
Quote from: BH on August 29, 2011, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 29, 2011, 11:12:52 AM
Chester Taylor.

"Taylor's agent, Ken Sarnoff, had posted on his Twitter account that coach Lovie Smith had told the running back he was being released. "Chester thanks the Bears and their fans and wishes them well," Sarnoff tweeted.

Later, Sarnoff tweeted, "Here's a first for me - the Bears just called me and said they have NOT released Chester. He did talk with Lovie though...misunderstanding?""

Everybody meet our new coach Dave McGinnis!

Oh, shit.  This means Mike McCaskey is back?

It means Chester came to Lovie after the game, asked why he didn't play, and Lovie gave him a straight answer because Lovie seems like a player's coach who would be decent and level with the guy that he's getting cut. Chester told people that and the media ran with it. Jerry, however, didn't want the obvious truth getting out there just in case he can work out a last minute trade. So yeah, typical Angelo-Lovie communication fail, but Chester's definitely going to be gone, one way or another.

SKO's got insider information.  Book it.

As good a source as Deep Goat?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1025 on: August 30, 2011, 07:13:35 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 29, 2011, 07:31:53 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 29, 2011, 07:18:02 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 29, 2011, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 29, 2011, 03:31:52 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 29, 2011, 02:48:05 PM
Quote from: BH on August 29, 2011, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: R-V on August 29, 2011, 11:12:52 AM
Chester Taylor.

"Taylor's agent, Ken Sarnoff, had posted on his Twitter account that coach Lovie Smith had told the running back he was being released. "Chester thanks the Bears and their fans and wishes them well," Sarnoff tweeted.

Later, Sarnoff tweeted, "Here's a first for me - the Bears just called me and said they have NOT released Chester. He did talk with Lovie though...misunderstanding?""

Everybody meet our new coach Dave McGinnis!

Oh, shit.  This means Mike McCaskey is back?

It means Chester came to Lovie after the game, asked why he didn't play, and Lovie gave him a straight answer because Lovie seems like a player's coach who would be decent and level with the guy that he's getting cut. Chester told people that and the media ran with it. Jerry, however, didn't want the obvious truth getting out there just in case he can work out a last minute trade. So yeah, typical Angelo-Lovie communication fail, but Chester's definitely going to be gone, one way or another.

SKO's got insider information.  Book it.

As good a source as Deep Goat?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1026 on: September 22, 2011, 09:12:18 AM »
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1027 on: September 22, 2011, 09:26:55 AM »

Aramis Ramirez.

Too soon?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1028 on: September 22, 2011, 10:47:07 AM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1029 on: September 22, 2011, 02:06:53 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 22, 2011, 10:47:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2011, 09:26:55 AM
Too soon?

Yes.

Yes it is.  I am not accpeting this until it is final.  In the meantime, I will mourn in private.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1030 on: September 22, 2011, 02:07:39 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on September 22, 2011, 09:12:18 AM
Gary Hughes.

I read the article about Hughes and his role in starting a fund for baseball people who become indigent,
"Hughes has made many contributions to baseball, including starting a special fund for baseball people who become indigent."

It was then that I was reminded of the possibility that I may have a touch of dyslexia, since I read that as a fund for baseball people who become indignant.  That reading put in context the immediate reference to Aramis Ramirez.  They clearly could never raise enough money to satisfy all of the Cub's fans who become indignant.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1031 on: September 22, 2011, 02:20:58 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 22, 2011, 02:06:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 22, 2011, 10:47:07 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2011, 09:26:55 AM
Too soon?

Yes.

Yes it is.  I am not accpeting this until it is final.  In the meantime, I will mourn in private.

I'm going to forego depression, denial and bargaining, and just roll with anger & acceptance.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1032 on: September 22, 2011, 02:23:02 PM »
I've already dealt with this one. Ready to move on.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1033 on: September 22, 2011, 02:56:32 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 22, 2011, 02:23:02 PM
I've already dealt with this one. Ready to move on.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1034 on: September 22, 2011, 03:37:08 PM »
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