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[Quality Start Machine]

Chris Harris.

Not remotely sad to see him go. I thought he was a huge part of the defense. Turns out he's broken down.

It's certainly strange to see him getting destroyed like this. Manning's breakout year last year must have made Harris look a lot better than he was, but I still think cutting him makes no sense. Is Jerry familiar with the injury history of safeties in the Lovie era? I'd still rather have a gimpy Harris out there if Conte or Wright goes down than fucking Black Todd Johnson.

Or Craig Steltz. My guess is Harris wanted to leave and was being a dick about it. Not that it makes this a smart move but Harris was giving them nothing. Ce la vie.

And how. That dick still owes me a goddamn Super Bowl ticket!

He won you on eBay?

[Brownie]

Chris Harris.

Not remotely sad to see him go. I thought he was a huge part of the defense. Turns out he's broken down.

It's certainly strange to see him getting destroyed like this. Manning's breakout year last year must have made Harris look a lot better than he was, but I still think cutting him makes no sense. Is Jerry familiar with the injury history of safeties in the Lovie era? I'd still rather have a gimpy Harris out there if Conte or Wright goes down than fucking Black Todd Johnson.

Or Craig Steltz. My guess is Harris wanted to leave and was being a dick about it. Not that it makes this a smart move but Harris was giving them nothing. Ce la vie.

And how. That dick still owes me a goddamn Super Bowl ticket!

He won you on eBay?

No, ThrillHo's World is big on Cable Access Channel 19 in Huntley.

[Slaky]

Chris Harris.

Not remotely sad to see him go. I thought he was a huge part of the defense. Turns out he's broken down.

It's certainly strange to see him getting destroyed like this. Manning's breakout year last year must have made Harris look a lot better than he was, but I still think cutting him makes no sense. Is Jerry familiar with the injury history of safeties in the Lovie era? I'd still rather have a gimpy Harris out there if Conte or Wright goes down than fucking Black Todd Johnson.

Or Craig Steltz. My guess is Harris wanted to leave and was being a dick about it. Not that it makes this a smart move but Harris was giving them nothing. Ce la vie.

I think Pex has it right.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Chris Harris.

Not remotely sad to see him go. I thought he was a huge part of the defense. Turns out he's broken down.

It's certainly strange to see him getting destroyed like this. Manning's breakout year last year must have made Harris look a lot better than he was, but I still think cutting him makes no sense. Is Jerry familiar with the injury history of safeties in the Lovie era? I'd still rather have a gimpy Harris out there if Conte or Wright goes down than fucking Black Todd Johnson.

Or Craig Steltz. My guess is Harris wanted to leave and was being a dick about it. Not that it makes this a smart move but Harris was giving them nothing. Ce la vie.

I think Pex has it right.

Related?

[Saul Goodman]

Ryan Demp- ... wait ... (sigh).

[Eli]

Ryan Demp- ... wait ... (sigh).

He'll probably bounce back a bit next year. Besides, they need four other guys to start after Garza. I guess.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Chris Harris.

Not remotely sad to see him go. I thought he was a huge part of the defense. Turns out he's broken down.

It's certainly strange to see him getting destroyed like this. Manning's breakout year last year must have made Harris look a lot better than he was, but I still think cutting him makes no sense. Is Jerry familiar with the injury history of safeties in the Lovie era? I'd still rather have a gimpy Harris out there if Conte or Wright goes down than fucking Black Todd Johnson.

Or Craig Steltz. My guess is Harris wanted to leave and was being a dick about it. Not that it makes this a smart move but Harris was giving them nothing. Ce la vie.

I think Pex has it right.

Related?

Also related.

[Saul Goodman]

Ryan Demp- ... wait ... (sigh).

He'll probably bounce back a bit next year. Besides, they need four other guys to start after Garza. I guess.

Epstein is giving Dempster his own special copy of The Cubs Way: "Players are best seen, not heard."

[Tonker]

Ryan Demp- ... wait ... (sigh).

He'll probably bounce back a bit next year. Besides, they need four other guys to start after Garza. I guess.

Epstein is giving Dempster his own special copy of The Cubs Way: "Players are best seen, not heard."

Sadly, I doubt it.  If that were the case, Kevin "Gobshite" Millar would never have been a Red Sock.  Cowboy up, my arse.

Wait... let me rephrase that.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Ryan Demp- ... wait ... (sigh).

He'll probably bounce back a bit next year. Besides, they need four other guys to start after Garza. I guess.

Epstein is giving Dempster his own special copy of The Cubs Way: "Players are best seen, not heard."

Sadly, I doubt it.  If that were the case, Kevin "Gobshite" Millar would never have been a Red Sock.  Cowboy up, my arse.

Wait... let me rephrase that.

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[PenPho]

Ryan Demp- ... wait ... (sigh).

He'll probably bounce back a bit next year. Besides, they need four other guys to start after Garza. I guess.

Epstein is giving Dempster his own special copy of The Cubs Way: "Players are best seen, not heard."

Sadly, I doubt it.  If that were the case, Kevin "Gobshite" Millar would never have been a Red Sock.  Cowboy up, my arse.

Wait... let me rephrase that.

[Slaky]

Aramis Ramirez

[Slaky]

John Grabow

[Slaky]

Probably Carlos Pena.

[Saul Goodman]

John Grabow

Finally.  Thanks, Jimbo.