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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1560 on: July 26, 2012, 02:27:38 PM »
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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1561 on: July 26, 2012, 02:45:18 PM »
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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Brownie

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1562 on: July 26, 2012, 02:50:30 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 02:45:18 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 02:27:38 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 02:12:45 PM
Someone sure wanted Jake Peavy to get into the All-Star Game.

And how.

It seems Ryan Dempster married a spambot.

Related.

She might be a Virgo.

Is SAM FULD?

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1563 on: July 26, 2012, 02:53:20 PM »
Nasty. I wouldn't fuck any of those bitches with Paul's dick.
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PenPho

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1564 on: July 26, 2012, 06:02:24 PM »
What the hell just happened to the last 10 minutes of my life?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1565 on: July 26, 2012, 06:58:35 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on July 26, 2012, 06:02:24 PM
What the hell just happened to the last 10 minutes of my life?

Jebus, I can't go on vacation for a week without you guys fucking everything up.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1566 on: July 27, 2012, 11:53:21 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:26:51 PM
Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

I didn't understand any of this. So Dempster is doing the nanny, who is bffs with his wife, who is doing Peavy, and she is from Atlanta, so he doesn't want to play for the Braves?
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Slaky

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1567 on: July 27, 2012, 12:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Tony on July 27, 2012, 11:53:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:26:51 PM
Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

I didn't understand any of this. So Dempster is doing the nanny, who is bffs with his wife, who is doing Peavy, and she is from Atlanta, so he doesn't want to play for the Braves?

Dempster's a piece of shit and his stupid ginger balls ruined his life.
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Brownie

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1568 on: July 27, 2012, 12:50:39 PM »
Quote from: Tony on July 27, 2012, 11:53:21 AM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:26:51 PM
Someone sent me this on Twitter. Sounds like this Dempster saga is beyond fucked up. Be warned - gossip ahoy:

http://www.parlezsport.com/mlb/history.aspx/Ryan_Dempster

I didn't understand any of this. So Dempster is doing the nanny, who is bffs with his wife, who is doing Peavy and Adam Dunn, and she is from Atlanta, so he doesn't want to play for the Braves?

She has a thing for guys rumored to be coming to the Cubs.
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Armchair_QB

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1569 on: July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM »
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.
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SKO

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1570 on: July 30, 2012, 09:30:37 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

And Geovany Soto, apparently.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1571 on: July 30, 2012, 09:33:17 PM »
As I don't care to fuss with the Totally Unlistenable thread, I will simply note here that Pat plainly said "nine-run erection" right about 9:28 CDT.

[Edit.--Oh, right. It was also promptly after the fawning Estefan visit.]
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1572 on: July 30, 2012, 09:42:16 PM »
Quote from: SKO on July 30, 2012, 09:30:37 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

And Geovany Soto, apparently.

Sounds like he's headed to the Rangers.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1573 on: July 30, 2012, 09:44:01 PM »
Brett Jackson apparently pulled from the I-Cubs lineup.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1574 on: July 30, 2012, 09:56:03 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

With Maholm to Atlanta.

That ruins our fun at Shittys next year. What player will a desipiot be next year?
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