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Armchair_QB

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1575 on: July 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

With Maholm to Atlanta.

That ruins our fun at Shittys next year. What player will a desipiot be next year?

Kim DeJesus?

"I never read this book the Cardinals wrote way back in the day regarding how to play baseball."

Yeti

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1576 on: July 30, 2012, 10:02:10 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

With Maholm to Atlanta.

That ruins our fun at Shittys next year. What player will a desipiot be next year?

Kim DeJesus?



No Desipiot is even close to her

flannj

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1577 on: July 30, 2012, 10:07:13 PM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

With Maholm to Atlanta.

That ruins our fun at Shittys next year. What player will a desipiot be next year?


Kim DeJesus?



No Desipiot is even close to her

Jenny Dempster?
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen

Gilgamesh

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1578 on: July 30, 2012, 10:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

With Maholm to Atlanta.

That ruins our fun at Shittys next year. What player will a desipiot be next year?

Kim DeJesus?



No Desipiot is even close to her

I've been the closest to her, if you recall.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

flannj

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1579 on: July 30, 2012, 10:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 30, 2012, 10:09:37 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

With Maholm to Atlanta.

That ruins our fun at Shittys next year. What player will a desipiot be next year?

Kim DeJesus?



No Desipiot is even close to her

I've been the closest to her, if you recall.

And you chose to speak to her husband.
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen

Gilgamesh

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1580 on: July 30, 2012, 10:13:58 PM »
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 30, 2012, 10:09:37 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

With Maholm to Atlanta.

That ruins our fun at Shittys next year. What player will a desipiot be next year?

Kim DeJesus?



No Desipiot is even close to her

I've been the closest to her, if you recall.

And you chose to speak to her husband.

She slept through most of the flight, damnit!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Slaky

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1581 on: July 30, 2012, 10:16:08 PM »
Geovany Soto
Paul Maholm
Reed Johnson (again)

Yeti

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1582 on: July 30, 2012, 10:20:51 PM »
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 30, 2012, 10:09:37 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

With Maholm to Atlanta.

That ruins our fun at Shittys next year. What player will a desipiot be next year?

Kim DeJesus?



No Desipiot is even close to her

I've been the closest to her, if you recall.

And you chose to speak to her husband.

And he made up some bullshit about Soriano being an asshole

flannj

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1583 on: July 30, 2012, 10:22:34 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 30, 2012, 10:13:58 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 30, 2012, 10:09:37 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

With Maholm to Atlanta.

That ruins our fun at Shittys next year. What player will a desipiot be next year?

Kim DeJesus?



No Desipiot is even close to her

I've been the closest to her, if you recall.

And you chose to speak to her husband.

She slept through most of the flight, damnit!

Fake tits need their rest too.
"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1584 on: July 30, 2012, 10:24:49 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 30, 2012, 10:16:08 PM
Geovany Soto
Paul Maholm
Reed Johnson (again)

Uh, Slak...
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Armchair_QB

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1585 on: July 30, 2012, 10:34:33 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 30, 2012, 10:16:08 PM
Geovany Soto
Paul Maholm
Reed Johnson (again)

Thanks for stopping by Phil.
"I never read this book the Cardinals wrote way back in the day regarding how to play baseball."

Armchair_QB

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1586 on: July 30, 2012, 10:35:07 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 30, 2012, 10:09:37 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 09:56:03 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 30, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Reed Johnson, again, apparently.

With Maholm to Atlanta.

That ruins our fun at Shittys next year. What player will a desipiot be next year?

Kim DeJesus?



No Desipiot is even close to her

I've been the closest to her, if you recall.

Didn't that violate the restraining order?
"I never read this book the Cardinals wrote way back in the day regarding how to play baseball."

Slaky

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1587 on: July 30, 2012, 11:52:11 PM »

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1588 on: July 31, 2012, 08:58:50 AM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Yeti

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1589 on: July 31, 2012, 03:10:21 PM »
Ryan Dempster. If Randall Delgado doesn't die of AIDS, I'll join the Huey DempsterHateWagon