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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1740 on: October 26, 2012, 07:07:20 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on October 26, 2012, 04:28:40 PM
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1741 on: October 26, 2012, 07:07:36 PM »
HEY-O!

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1742 on: October 26, 2012, 08:09:59 PM »
Joe Mather (pops champagne)

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1743 on: October 27, 2012, 07:02:51 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2012, 08:09:59 PM
Joe Mather (pops champagne)

Really?  THANK FUCK FOR THAT.  That cunt can fuck right off.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1744 on: October 27, 2012, 10:57:08 AM »
The 40 player roster now has 33 players.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1745 on: October 27, 2012, 11:41:45 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on October 27, 2012, 10:57:08 AM
The 40 player roster now has 33 players.

In theory.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1746 on: October 27, 2012, 12:13:05 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 27, 2012, 11:41:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 27, 2012, 10:57:08 AM
The 40 player roster now has 33 players.

In theory.

They are players only in theory?  Perhaps they are chess players.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1747 on: October 27, 2012, 01:40:49 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on October 27, 2012, 12:13:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 27, 2012, 11:41:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 27, 2012, 10:57:08 AM
The 40 player roster now has 33 players.

In theory.

They are players only in theory?  Perhaps they are chess players.

Pretty sure the Cubs organization has been largely theoretical for most of the past 6-7 decades.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1748 on: October 27, 2012, 05:45:20 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 27, 2012, 11:41:45 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 27, 2012, 10:57:08 AM
The 40 player roster now has 33 players.

In theory.

In the abstract, filling that up would be a +7, instantly making the Cubs 2013 World Series favorites.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1749 on: October 27, 2012, 06:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on October 27, 2012, 07:02:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2012, 08:09:59 PM
Joe Mather (pops champagne)

Really?  THANK FUCK FOR THAT.  That cunt can fuck right off.

I like to think that when this team's no longer shitty that I'll look back on the period in time when Joe Mather was starting in centerfield and/or leading off and I'll be able to confidently point to these days as the absolute nadir of my experience as a Cubs fan
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1750 on: October 27, 2012, 06:40:01 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2012, 06:32:04 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 27, 2012, 07:02:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2012, 08:09:59 PM
Joe Mather (pops champagne)

Really?  THANK FUCK FOR THAT.  That cunt can fuck right off.

I like to think that when this team's no longer shitty that I'll look back on the period in time when Joe Mather was starting in centerfield and/or leading off and I'll be able to confidently point to these days as the absolute nadir of my experience as a Cubs fan

I still rate 2006 and 1997 as worse.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1751 on: October 27, 2012, 06:50:46 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 27, 2012, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2012, 06:32:04 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 27, 2012, 07:02:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2012, 08:09:59 PM
Joe Mather (pops champagne)

Really?  THANK FUCK FOR THAT.  That cunt can fuck right off.

I like to think that when this team's no longer shitty that I'll look back on the period in time when Joe Mather was starting in centerfield and/or leading off and I'll be able to confidently point to these days as the absolute nadir of my experience as a Cubs fan

I still rate 2006 and 1997 as worse.

Yeah maybe I should modify that to the statistical nadir (100+ losses etc).  I had zero expectations for this team so it really wasn't that painful, compared to not only 2006 and 1997 but also 2002, 1994, 1986, and 1981.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1752 on: October 27, 2012, 08:31:57 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2012, 06:50:46 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 27, 2012, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2012, 06:32:04 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 27, 2012, 07:02:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2012, 08:09:59 PM
Joe Mather (pops champagne)

Really?  THANK FUCK FOR THAT.  That cunt can fuck right off.

I like to think that when this team's no longer shitty that I'll look back on the period in time when Joe Mather was starting in centerfield and/or leading off and I'll be able to confidently point to these days as the absolute nadir of my experience as a Cubs fan

I still rate 2006 and 1997 as worse.

Yeah maybe I should modify that to the statistical nadir (100+ losses etc).  I had zero expectations for this team so it really wasn't that painful, compared to not only 2006 and 1997 but also 2002, 1994, 1986, and 1981.


If it ever gets worse than 2006 I'll die probably.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1753 on: October 27, 2012, 10:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 27, 2012, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2012, 06:32:04 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 27, 2012, 07:02:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2012, 08:09:59 PM
Joe Mather (pops champagne)

Really?  THANK FUCK FOR THAT.  That cunt can fuck right off.

I like to think that when this team's no longer shitty that I'll look back on the period in time when Joe Mather was starting in centerfield and/or leading off and I'll be able to confidently point to these days as the absolute nadir of my experience as a Cubs fan

I still rate 2006 and 1997 as worse.

Bingo. Those teams were far shittier than expected.  The 2012 team was far less shitty than either and had actual bright sides.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1754 on: October 27, 2012, 11:20:47 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 27, 2012, 10:34:03 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 27, 2012, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2012, 06:32:04 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 27, 2012, 07:02:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 26, 2012, 08:09:59 PM
Joe Mather (pops champagne)

Really?  THANK FUCK FOR THAT.  That cunt can fuck right off.

I like to think that when this team's no longer shitty that I'll look back on the period in time when Joe Mather was starting in centerfield and/or leading off and I'll be able to confidently point to these days as the absolute nadir of my experience as a Cubs fan

I still rate 2006 and 1997 as worse.

Bingo. Those teams were far shittier than expected.  The 2012 team was far less shitty than either and had actual bright sides.

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