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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1785 on: November 21, 2012, 08:46:35 AM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1786 on: November 21, 2012, 09:21:14 AM »
My Wii U.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1787 on: November 21, 2012, 11:20:03 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 21, 2012, 08:46:35 AM
Bryan LaHair.

Japan must be thrilled about getting a real-live MLB All-Star.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1788 on: November 23, 2012, 11:24:11 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2012, 11:20:03 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 21, 2012, 08:46:35 AM
Bryan LaHair.

Japan must be thrilled about getting a real-live MLB All-Star.

Hey, they already had Matt Murton.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1789 on: November 23, 2012, 11:51:53 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on November 23, 2012, 11:24:11 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 21, 2012, 11:20:03 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 21, 2012, 08:46:35 AM
Bryan LaHair.

Japan must be thrilled about getting a real-live MLB All-Star.

Hey, they already had Matt Murton.

Uh... Murton was never selected to an MLB All Star team.

Neither, for that matter, were Tuffy Rhodes, Micah! or BOBBY SCALES.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1790 on: November 28, 2012, 03:02:58 PM »
Casey Coleman.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1791 on: November 28, 2012, 05:16:10 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 28, 2012, 03:02:58 PM
Casey Coleman.

I don't care what you think of Scot Feldman.  Dumping Casey Coleman to make room on the roster for a pair of boxer shorts would be an upgrade.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1792 on: November 28, 2012, 05:24:48 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on November 28, 2012, 05:16:10 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 28, 2012, 03:02:58 PM
Casey Coleman.

I don't care what you think of Scot Feldman.  Dumping Casey Coleman to make room on the roster for a pair of boxer shorts would be an upgrade.

I don't think anyone here thinks of Scot Feldman. And you're right.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1793 on: November 28, 2012, 05:53:25 PM »
The Cubs organization should issue a formal apology for placing Casey Coleman on a Major League roster.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1794 on: November 28, 2012, 06:43:53 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 28, 2012, 05:53:25 PM
The Cubs organization should issue a formal apology for placing Casey Coleman on a Major League roster.

Just that? What about all the other things they've done?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1795 on: November 28, 2012, 07:11:34 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 28, 2012, 06:43:53 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 28, 2012, 05:53:25 PM
The Cubs organization should issue a formal apology for placing Casey Coleman on a Major League roster.

Just that? What about all the other things they've done?

Frankly, there isn't enough time for that unless it's a blanket apology.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1796 on: December 01, 2012, 07:18:19 AM »
Ian Stewart - hopefully permanently.  I know he's only twenty-seven, and I wouldn't rule out him being a productive major-leaguer before all's said and done.  I just don't want him on the Cubs' payroll while we all find out.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1797 on: December 01, 2012, 01:51:20 PM »
Crap. Coleman cleared waivers and has been assigned to Triple-A Iowa. I was hoping he would never ever play for the Cubs organization again.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1798 on: December 01, 2012, 02:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 28, 2012, 06:43:53 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 28, 2012, 05:53:25 PM
The Cubs organization should issue a formal apology for placing Casey Coleman on a Major League roster.

Just that? What about all the other things they've done?

Gotta start somewhere.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1799 on: December 01, 2012, 03:59:06 PM »
And the Cubs have signed Japanese closer Kyuji Fujikawa. The deal will be for two years with an option for a third season. Fujikawa will be in a battle with Carlos Marmol for the Cubs' closing job if the team can't trade Marmol. Fujikawa had 202 saves in Japan during the last 6 years. 1.36 ERA, 0.86 WHIP, 12.4 K/9, and 2.3 BB/9 in 369 2/3 innings.

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