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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1980 on: July 09, 2013, 12:29:21 PM »
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1981 on: July 09, 2013, 12:45:23 PM »


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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1982 on: July 09, 2013, 03:02:02 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 09, 2013, 10:32:30 AM
From what I can gather, Al Yellon Tweeted that the Cubs should sign Francoeur. People made fun of Al and Francoeur for awhile. When the Giants signed Francoeur it immediately became time to post.

He wrote a whole post on it.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1983 on: July 09, 2013, 03:12:45 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 09, 2013, 03:02:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 09, 2013, 10:32:30 AM
From what I can gather, Al Yellon Tweeted that the Cubs should sign Francoeur. People made fun of Al and Francoeur for awhile. When the Giants signed Francoeur it immediately became time to post.

He wrote a whole post on it.

In that case, "Jeff Francouer" clearly belongs in this thread.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1984 on: July 09, 2013, 03:16:18 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 09, 2013, 03:12:45 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 09, 2013, 03:02:02 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 09, 2013, 10:32:30 AM
From what I can gather, Al Yellon Tweeted that the Cubs should sign Francoeur. People made fun of Al and Francoeur for awhile. When the Giants signed Francoeur it immediately became time to post.

He wrote a whole post on it.

In that case, "Jeff Francouer" clearly belongs in this thread.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1985 on: July 10, 2013, 12:33:56 PM »
This is why I hate the Giants, Giants' fans, and the San Francisco Comical.  The following appeared in today's SF Chronicle and SFGate:

"Of all the terrible ways to measure the Giants' descent, none matches the fact that Tuesday night's 10-6 loss to the Mets left them with a worse record than the Chicago Cubs.

The Lovable Losers are in the midst of a multiyear rebuild. This month, the Cubs are holding a garage sale of players. Their 40-48 record is expected. Nobody thought the Giants would be 40-49 at the same time, and after 13 losses in 15 games there seems to be no end in sight to the misery."


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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1986 on: July 10, 2013, 12:56:30 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
This is why I hate the Giants, Giants' fans, and the San Francisco Comical.  The following appeared in today's SF Chronicle and SFGate:

"Of all the terrible ways to measure the Giants' descent, none matches the fact that Tuesday night's 10-6 loss to the Mets left them with a worse record than the Chicago Cubs.

The Lovable Losers are in the midst of a multiyear rebuild. This month, the Cubs are holding a garage sale of players. Their 40-48 record is expected. Nobody thought the Giants would be 40-49 at the same time, and after 13 losses in 15 games there seems to be no end in sight to the misery."




Hmm. I don't see what's wrong with that. I'd be pretty pissed if my World Series champ team had a worse record than the Cubs at any point in the next season.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1987 on: July 10, 2013, 12:58:25 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 10, 2013, 12:56:30 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
This is why I hate the Giants, Giants' fans, and the San Francisco Comical.  The following appeared in today's SF Chronicle and SFGate:

"Of all the terrible ways to measure the Giants' descent, none matches the fact that Tuesday night's 10-6 loss to the Mets left them with a worse record than the Chicago Cubs.

The Lovable Losers are in the midst of a multiyear rebuild. This month, the Cubs are holding a garage sale of players. Their 40-48 record is expected. Nobody thought the Giants would be 40-49 at the same time, and after 13 losses in 15 games there seems to be no end in sight to the misery."




Hmm. I don't see what's wrong with that. I'd be pretty pissed if my World Series champ team had a worse record than the Cubs at any point in the next season.

I also think the Cubs' 40-48 record is better than a lot of people expected.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1988 on: July 10, 2013, 01:11:26 PM »
Quote from: Eli on July 10, 2013, 12:58:25 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 10, 2013, 12:56:30 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
This is why I hate the Giants, Giants' fans, and the San Francisco Comical.  The following appeared in today's SF Chronicle and SFGate:

"Of all the terrible ways to measure the Giants' descent, none matches the fact that Tuesday night's 10-6 loss to the Mets left them with a worse record than the Chicago Cubs.

The Lovable Losers are in the midst of a multiyear rebuild. This month, the Cubs are holding a garage sale of players. Their 40-48 record is expected. Nobody thought the Giants would be 40-49 at the same time, and after 13 losses in 15 games there seems to be no end in sight to the misery."




Hmm. I don't see what's wrong with that. I'd be pretty pissed if my World Series champ team had a worse record than the Cubs at any point in the next season.

I also think the Cubs' 40-48 record is better than a lot of people expected.

Wait, they're only 8 games under .500.  WHY DA HELL ARE DEY TRADIN' ALL DESE PITCHERS DEN?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1989 on: July 10, 2013, 01:13:44 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
This is why I hate the Giants, Giants' fans, and the San Francisco Comical.  The following appeared in today's SF Chronicle and SFGate:

"Of all the terrible ways to measure the Giants' descent, none matches the fact that Tuesday night's 10-6 loss to the Mets left them with a worse record than the Chicago Cubs.

The Lovable Losers are in the midst of a multiyear rebuild. This month, the Cubs are holding a garage sale of players. Their 40-48 record is expected. Nobody thought the Giants would be 40-49 at the same time, and after 13 losses in 15 games there seems to be no end in sight to the misery."




Are you annoyed by the swipes at the Cubs or the asshurt and "misery" currently endured by these long-suffering fans of the defending champs? Or both?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1990 on: July 10, 2013, 01:21:50 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 10, 2013, 01:11:26 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 10, 2013, 12:58:25 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 10, 2013, 12:56:30 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
This is why I hate the Giants, Giants' fans, and the San Francisco Comical.  The following appeared in today's SF Chronicle and SFGate:

"Of all the terrible ways to measure the Giants' descent, none matches the fact that Tuesday night's 10-6 loss to the Mets left them with a worse record than the Chicago Cubs.

The Lovable Losers are in the midst of a multiyear rebuild. This month, the Cubs are holding a garage sale of players. Their 40-48 record is expected. Nobody thought the Giants would be 40-49 at the same time, and after 13 losses in 15 games there seems to be no end in sight to the misery."




Hmm. I don't see what's wrong with that. I'd be pretty pissed if my World Series champ team had a worse record than the Cubs at any point in the next season.

I also think the Cubs' 40-48 record is better than a lot of people expected.

Wait, they're only 8 games under .500.  WHY DA HELL ARE DEY TRADIN' ALL DESE PITCHERS DEN?

HUEY IS RIGHT DA REBUILD IS OVER LET'S GET THAT LAST WILD CARD SPOT EPSTINK

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1991 on: July 10, 2013, 01:47:49 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2013, 01:13:44 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
This is why I hate the Giants, Giants' fans, and the San Francisco Comical.  The following appeared in today's SF Chronicle and SFGate:

"Of all the terrible ways to measure the Giants' descent, none matches the fact that Tuesday night's 10-6 loss to the Mets left them with a worse record than the Chicago Cubs.

The Lovable Losers are in the midst of a multiyear rebuild. This month, the Cubs are holding a garage sale of players. Their 40-48 record is expected. Nobody thought the Giants would be 40-49 at the same time, and after 13 losses in 15 games there seems to be no end in sight to the misery."




Are you annoyed by the swipes at the Cubs or the asshurt and "misery" currently endured by these long-suffering fans of the defending champs? Or both?

The concept that you know that you are really bad if you are worse than the Cubs does tend to annoy me.
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1992 on: July 10, 2013, 02:13:54 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 01:47:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2013, 01:13:44 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
This is why I hate the Giants, Giants' fans, and the San Francisco Comical.  The following appeared in today's SF Chronicle and SFGate:

"Of all the terrible ways to measure the Giants' descent, none matches the fact that Tuesday night's 10-6 loss to the Mets left them with a worse record than the Chicago Cubs.

The Lovable Losers are in the midst of a multiyear rebuild. This month, the Cubs are holding a garage sale of players. Their 40-48 record is expected. Nobody thought the Giants would be 40-49 at the same time, and after 13 losses in 15 games there seems to be no end in sight to the misery."




Are you annoyed by the swipes at the Cubs or the asshurt and "misery" currently endured by these long-suffering fans of the defending champs? Or both?

The concept that you know that you are really bad if you are worse than the Cubs does tend to annoy me.

Is this the first time that a team coming off a 100-loss season has had a better record than the defending champ on July 10?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1993 on: July 10, 2013, 02:16:08 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2013, 02:13:54 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 01:47:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2013, 01:13:44 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
This is why I hate the Giants, Giants' fans, and the San Francisco Comical.  The following appeared in today's SF Chronicle and SFGate:

"Of all the terrible ways to measure the Giants' descent, none matches the fact that Tuesday night's 10-6 loss to the Mets left them with a worse record than the Chicago Cubs.

The Lovable Losers are in the midst of a multiyear rebuild. This month, the Cubs are holding a garage sale of players. Their 40-48 record is expected. Nobody thought the Giants would be 40-49 at the same time, and after 13 losses in 15 games there seems to be no end in sight to the misery."




Are you annoyed by the swipes at the Cubs or the asshurt and "misery" currently endured by these long-suffering fans of the defending champs? Or both?

The concept that you know that you are really bad if you are worse than the Cubs does tend to annoy me.

Is this the first time that a team coming off a 100-loss season has had a better record than the defending champ on July 10?

Is this the second time Thrill investigated a the history of a 100-loss team in the last 24 hours?
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #1994 on: July 10, 2013, 02:21:46 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 10, 2013, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2013, 02:13:54 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 01:47:49 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2013, 01:13:44 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 10, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
This is why I hate the Giants, Giants' fans, and the San Francisco Comical.  The following appeared in today's SF Chronicle and SFGate:

"Of all the terrible ways to measure the Giants' descent, none matches the fact that Tuesday night's 10-6 loss to the Mets left them with a worse record than the Chicago Cubs.

The Lovable Losers are in the midst of a multiyear rebuild. This month, the Cubs are holding a garage sale of players. Their 40-48 record is expected. Nobody thought the Giants would be 40-49 at the same time, and after 13 losses in 15 games there seems to be no end in sight to the misery."




Are you annoyed by the swipes at the Cubs or the asshurt and "misery" currently endured by these long-suffering fans of the defending champs? Or both?

The concept that you know that you are really bad if you are worse than the Cubs does tend to annoy me.

Is this the first time that a team coming off a 100-loss season has had a better record than the defending champ on July 10?

Is this the second time Thrill investigated a the history of a 100-loss team in the last 24 hours?

"Thrill," indeed.
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