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JD

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #450 on: June 16, 2006, 03:37:59 PM »
what about Gary Busey?  I think he pitched a season with the Cubs.  He got released when he was found molesting some little kid that threw like a girl or something.  What WAS that kids name?  That sure was a magical season...
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #451 on: June 16, 2006, 03:38:09 PM »
Quote from: Silence of the Hams on June 16, 2006, 03:35:32 PM
Fergie Jenkins 1983.

Blasphemy! Have you no sense of decency? At long last, have you no sense of decency?
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #452 on: June 16, 2006, 03:39:04 PM »
Also, two lesser lights from the 1985 disabled list tour of the entire starting five:

Derek Botelho
Johnny Abrego
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #453 on: June 16, 2006, 03:39:46 PM »
Quote from: JD on June 16, 2006, 03:37:59 PM
what about Gary Busey?  I think he pitched a season with the Cubs.  He got released when he was found molesting some little kid that threw like a girl or something.  What WAS that kids name?  That sure was a magical season...

Chet Fucking Steadman
Henry Rowengartner
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #454 on: June 16, 2006, 03:40:39 PM »
ben christiansen?
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #455 on: June 16, 2006, 03:41:28 PM »
Quote from: SD on June 16, 2006, 03:37:18 PM
I sooo wanted to play my Bill Buckner card here, but he was actually good for us.

Tell me we didn't get this far without Delino DeShields?  If he got taken, that's two blunders in a row for me, in which case you can count me out.

He was taken.


Callison waited until he was odl and shitty to come to us.  Kind of like Jeromy Burnitz.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #456 on: June 16, 2006, 03:42:33 PM »
One would be tempted to toss off Hank White but that fucker is 3-for-3 on this, one of the darker days in Cub history. And there have been many dark days. Darker than Rolando Roomes' tookus on a moonless prairie night. For this team, there is no bottom.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #457 on: June 16, 2006, 03:42:50 PM »
Was Candy "Candy" Maldonado taken?
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #458 on: June 16, 2006, 03:43:24 PM »
Quote from: Apex on June 16, 2006, 03:38:09 PM
Quote from: Silence of the Hams on June 16, 2006, 03:35:32 PM
Fergie Jenkins 1983.

Blasphemy! Have you no sense of decency? At long last, have you no sense of decency?

OK, I had to cheat and use BR for this one.  Is it even possible for a pitcher to win 20 games with the Cubs?  Let alone SIX!?!?!? straight seasons, as Jenkins did from 1967-1972?  Yeah, pitchers started more games and went longer in those days, but still, no small accomplishment.

Quote from: Silence of the Hams on June 16, 2006, 03:41:28 PM
Quote from: SD on June 16, 2006, 03:37:18 PM
I sooo wanted to play my Bill Buckner card here, but he was actually good for us.

Tell me we didn't get this far without Delino DeShields?  If he got taken, that's two blunders in a row for me, in which case you can count me out.

He was taken.


Buckner or DeShields?  I'd almost swear neither were taken.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #459 on: June 16, 2006, 03:43:51 PM »
Mack Newton
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #460 on: June 16, 2006, 03:43:59 PM »
Dan "the Sack" Plesac
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #461 on: June 16, 2006, 03:44:17 PM »
Quote from: CubsWin27 on June 16, 2006, 03:42:50 PM
Was Candy "Candy" Maldonado taken?

Yes, but his nickname is fuckface.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #462 on: June 16, 2006, 03:44:46 PM »
I'm arriving late to the party, so I don't know if this one has been posted, but here goes:

Scott (Kerry Wood arm - Kerry Wood talent)2 Chiasson
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #463 on: June 16, 2006, 03:45:12 PM »
Bobby Ramazzotti
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #464 on: June 16, 2006, 03:45:37 PM »
Quote from: CubsWin27 on June 16, 2006, 03:42:50 PM
Was Candy "Candy" Maldonado taken?

Yes.

QuoteBuckner or DeShields?  I'd almost swear neither were taken.
Delino.  I never named Buckner because he was good here.


QuoteDan "the Sack" Plesac
I took him hours ago.
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