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berserker

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #495 on: June 16, 2006, 04:04:10 PM »
Donnie Moore, who choked so bad elsewhere he wound up punching his own ticket.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #496 on: June 16, 2006, 04:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 16, 2006, 04:01:57 PM
Quote from: SD on June 16, 2006, 03:37:18 PM
I sooo wanted to play my Bill Buckner card here, but he was actually good for us.

Tell me we didn't get this far without Delino DeShields?  If he got taken, that's two blunders in a row for me, in which case you can count me out.

SD,

It's 2 blunders, and coincidentally, they're both mine.  Quit living vicariously through me and come give me a shirtless hug.

I'll quit blundering, but I won't quit living vicariously through you, or the rest of Desipio for that matter.  You effers are stuck, stuck I say!

(seriously, my last intrepid reader-ism for the day)

Intrepid Reader:  The Dude (directed towards SD)

You fucked it up!  You fucked it up!!!
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InternetApex

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #497 on: June 16, 2006, 04:06:54 PM »
Jon Lieber (was the balls)
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Neifilicious

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #498 on: June 16, 2006, 04:07:24 PM »
Robin Jennings

More "prospect" call-up trash.
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Argyles

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #499 on: June 16, 2006, 04:07:49 PM »
Quote from: berserker on June 16, 2006, 04:04:10 PM
Donnie Moore, who choked so bad elsewhere he wound up punching his own ticket.

He was his own "Annie Oakley."
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #500 on: June 16, 2006, 04:08:14 PM »
#500.. Bravo guys.
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Bad Kermit

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #501 on: June 16, 2006, 04:08:42 PM »
Quote from: SD on June 16, 2006, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Bad Kermit on June 16, 2006, 04:01:57 PM
Quote from: SD on June 16, 2006, 03:37:18 PM
I sooo wanted to play my Bill Buckner card here, but he was actually good for us.

Tell me we didn't get this far without Delino DeShields?  If he got taken, that's two blunders in a row for me, in which case you can count me out.

SD,

It's 2 blunders, and coincidentally, they're both mine.  Quit living vicariously through me and come give me a shirtless hug.

I'll quit blundering, but I won't quit living vicariously through you, or the rest of Desipio for that matter.  You effers are stuck, stuck I say!

(seriously, my last intrepid reader-ism for the day)

Intrepid Reader:  The Dude (directed towards SD)

You f@#$ed it up!  You f@#$ed it up!!!

Here you go, by the way, SD.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2918.msg43622#msg43622

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2918.msg43696#msg43696

Great minds, brother.  Great minds.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #502 on: June 16, 2006, 04:09:18 PM »
I'm still pissed that Steve Trout was taken.
That was going to be my coup de grace.
I was going to ride off into the sunset after that one.
Still, I'm feeling pretty good about myself after coming up with Dave Beard.
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berserker

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #503 on: June 16, 2006, 04:09:49 PM »
Geez, we never even got to Ken Rudolph.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #504 on: June 16, 2006, 04:10:32 PM »
In a daring risk of my spotless record for the day, let me offer Will Oh-fuck me, man.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #505 on: June 16, 2006, 04:11:58 PM »
Quote from: Apex on June 16, 2006, 04:06:54 PM
Jon Lieber (was the balls)

Then Dick Pole is the shaft (I'm still not sure what he does, but I'm guessing he sucks at it, whatever it is).
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Neifilicious

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #506 on: June 16, 2006, 04:12:25 PM »
Jeremi Gonzalez.  Blew some leads for the Red Sox last year.

QuoteIn a daring risk of my spotless record for the day, let me offer Will Oh-f@#$ me, man.
Taken, of course.  Toward the middle of the thread.
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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #507 on: June 16, 2006, 04:13:18 PM »
Ray Burris
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berserker

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #508 on: June 16, 2006, 04:15:20 PM »
Quote from: tjbrown on June 16, 2006, 04:13:18 PM
Ray Burris

Burris won 15 a couple times for really shitty Cub teams.

From that same era, Tom Dettore gave up the longest HR I've ever seen hit at Wrigley. Or anywhere else, for that matter.
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Neifilicious

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Re: 1 Game Out
« Reply #509 on: June 16, 2006, 04:15:38 PM »
Kent Bottenfield.

He knew that chicks dug the long ball, so he served up more than his share.
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