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TG

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #525 on: June 16, 2006, 06:34:57 PM »
Quote from: Dan the Fan on June 16, 2006, 06:12:36 PM
Quote from: SD on June 16, 2006, 05:22:12 PM
Glendon Rusch
glendon rusch

Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the space he invades
He gets by on you

No his mind is not for rent
To any god or government
Always hopeful, yet discontent
He knows changes aren't permanent
But change is

Tinker to Evers to Chance

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #526 on: June 16, 2006, 07:33:38 PM »
Is Jose GOOZ-man taken?

Not that it matters since I was DQed in the early rounds of this thing.
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I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

RD

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #527 on: June 16, 2006, 07:59:33 PM »
I'm so disappointed.  How can everyone forget one of the biggest Cubs of all time?  No, it's not Hector Villanueva; it's Ray "Burger" King!

theoneandonlyjim

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #528 on: June 16, 2006, 08:05:40 PM »
He was taken about page 147, I think...
Too many late nights raising hell worked a little all too well...

TG

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #529 on: June 16, 2006, 08:06:41 PM »
Malachi Kittridge.

Okay, I used Baseball Reference.

JD

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #530 on: June 16, 2006, 08:18:57 PM »
Todd Haney
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The Paul Popovich Experience

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #531 on: June 16, 2006, 08:26:40 PM »
How could you have started amateur hour without me? Tourists!!

Mike fucking Lum.

Bob fucking Locker.

Darold incredible-fucking Knowles.

Mick fucking Kelleher (the white Neifi Perez)

Ted fucking Abernathy.

Don't even get me started on Don Young (who I'm sure someone must've mentioned).

Ditto Anthony Young.
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CubFaninHydePark

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #532 on: June 16, 2006, 09:25:38 PM »
Quote from: TG on June 16, 2006, 06:34:57 PM
Quote from: Dan the Fan on June 16, 2006, 06:12:36 PM
Quote from: SD on June 16, 2006, 05:22:12 PM
Glendon Rusch
glendon rusch

Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the space he invades
He gets by on you

No his mind is not for rent
To any god or government
Always hopeful, yet discontent
He knows changes aren't permanent
But change is

Rush's Today's Tom Sawyer is way, way cooler than Glendone F. Rusch

My goal this weekend is to write a parody of this song about Glendon...

And this is the single greatest thread ever.
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Yukon Cornelius

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #533 on: June 16, 2006, 10:27:38 PM »
Sorry, I found this thread later.

How about Guy Hoffman?

Dan

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #534 on: June 17, 2006, 03:34:53 PM »
Dave Pavlas -ding ding!-
Except for the fact in the Ted Lilly one that you can see the baseball in his hand behind the knife. I don't know about the first one but I'm be very, very surprised if the second picture is an actual ad.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #535 on: June 17, 2006, 03:59:44 PM »

Too bad Stew's not here to get all Harry Chiti on our asses.

Tinker to Evers to Chance

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #536 on: June 17, 2006, 04:02:34 PM »
Quote from: berserker on June 17, 2006, 03:59:44 PM

Too bad Stew's not here to get all Harry Chiti on our asses.

Eddie fuckin' Miksis
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I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #537 on: June 18, 2006, 01:07:16 PM »
Larry Bowa
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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #538 on: June 18, 2006, 03:52:59 PM »
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  Mary Prior's chafed, yeast-infected, hairy, smelly, gaping, pus-oozing Vagina.

Poobiscuit

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Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
« Reply #539 on: June 18, 2006, 06:25:46 PM »
Ramon Martinez, anyone?
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