Have it at
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 10:07:26 AM
Have it at
Allegedly.
Jesus, that was lazy.
The lengths steeler fans will go to defend their rapey QB, man oh man.
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 10:59:57 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 10:07:26 AM
Have it at
Allegedly.
Jesus, that was lazy.
The lengths steeler fans will go to defend their rapey QB, man oh man.
I just have no idea what he's getting out of working this hard to defend a rapist who has been accused multiple times.
I get that he's won some superbowls, that's great. But I wouldn't waste a breath defending him outside of an "I am doing this for internet entertainment" purpose.
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.
After a lot of weak efforts, hat tip to Pex for getting super-meta with it.
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.
Rapist QBs with a lot of concussions grow on trees.
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
Yeah, his career Rape+ is only 103.
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2014, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
Yeah, his career Rape+ is only 103.
If he was the elitist rapist, he'd be in the 120 area, most likely.
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.
After a lot of weak efforts, hat tip to Pex for getting super-meta with it.
Now, who's gonna write a lengthy tome in the style of SKO?
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.
There are those who insist he's committed no rapes and those who insist he's an Ed Gein level skull-fucking rapist in preemptive response to the first groups declarations of innocence. If the first group didn't exist the second probably wouldn't, either. It all adds up to a staggering amount of rhetoric over a guy who is probably just a super-aggressive groper, but it all evens out I guess.
Quote from: Slaky on September 30, 2014, 03:46:42 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.
After a lot of weak efforts, hat tip to Pex for getting super-meta with it.
Now, who's gonna write a lengthy tome in the style of SKO?
Probably SKO.
Quote from: SKO on September 30, 2014, 04:04:17 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.
There are those who insist he's committed no rapes and those who insist he's an Ed Gein level skull-fucking rapist in preemptive response to the first groups declarations of innocence. If the first group didn't exist the second probably wouldn't, either. It all adds up to a staggering amount of rhetoric over a guy who is probably just a super-aggressive groper, but it all evens out I guess.
That's some good writing.
Quote from: InternetApex on September 30, 2014, 01:51:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
The way you cape up for him is a marvel to watch. For every two spectacular rapes, this guy has committed at least two god fucking awful rapes. Why they double-downed on this guy when a once in a generation rapist like Jameis Winston is about to become available is beyond the realm of comprehension.
Well played.
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 03:28:07 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2014, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
Yeah, his career Rape+ is only 103.
If he was the elitist rapist, he'd be in the 120 area, most likely.
Of all of the rape stats you could use you use career Rape+, which is the dumbest stat. It weighs too heavily just on the sheer number of incidents. A guy like Alex Smith can post a great Rape+ for a simple Bartles and James fueled 19 year old-on-high-school-junior statutory and have it count the same as Ben's black-bag-and-chain-to-a-radiator maneuver, which we can agree is far more elite. This is why I use ABR/A, or Adjusted Brutality Rate over Average. Really shows you the actual quality of the rape they're putting forth on a week to week basis.
Quote from: SKO on September 30, 2014, 09:33:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 03:28:07 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2014, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
Yeah, his career Rape+ is only 103.
If he was the elitist rapist, he'd be in the 120 area, most likely.
Of all of the rape stats you could use you use career Rape+, which is the dumbest stat. It weighs too heavily just on the sheer number of incidents. A guy like Alex Smith can post a great Rape+ for a simple Bartles and James fueled 19 year old-on-high-school-junior statutory and have it count the same as Ben's black-bag-and-chain-to-a-radiator maneuver, which we can agree is far more elite. This is why I use ABR/A, or Adjusted Brutality Rate over Average. Really shows you the actual quality of the rape they're putting forth on a week to week basis.
Basically Steeler fans have lived in horrible jealousy of the Ravens who have benefitted from one Hall of Fame murderer, an All-Pro who got caught selling 5 kgs of coke, and now an All-Pro wife-beater for the past 15 years, now those are fine felonies and all, and there's only a handful of guys who can commit violent dehumanizing crimes 12+ weeks a year -- I'll let TJ run the numbers from previous drafts, but my point is that while Big Ben may lay his share of disappointing misdemeanors like public indecency or sexual harassment charges from time to time, he can just as easily go on a serial raping spree, so why tank every year on the off chance of maybe finding one of those transcendent rapists and risk ending up with a Peyton Manning, rather than try to build a solid roster around Large Ben and hope to ride a serial raping spree to a title run, knowing full well the odds are more in favor of another "lewd and lascivious behavior" dickpunch.
TL, DR: Shoehorned rape references in to run-on SKO-ntences
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 10:24:17 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 30, 2014, 09:33:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 30, 2014, 03:28:07 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 30, 2014, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on September 30, 2014, 12:51:34 PM
I heard on the sports show that Big Ben wasn't an elite rapist. I differ in opinion with the sports guy who said that. Big Ben's a good QB, a great person, and an even greater rapist. Big Ben's the elitist rapist.
Yeah, his career Rape+ is only 103.
If he was the elitist rapist, he'd be in the 120 area, most likely.
Of all of the rape stats you could use you use career Rape+, which is the dumbest stat. It weighs too heavily just on the sheer number of incidents. A guy like Alex Smith can post a great Rape+ for a simple Bartles and James fueled 19 year old-on-high-school-junior statutory and have it count the same as Ben's black-bag-and-chain-to-a-radiator maneuver, which we can agree is far more elite. This is why I use ABR/A, or Adjusted Brutality Rate over Average. Really shows you the actual quality of the rape they're putting forth on a week to week basis.
Basically Steeler fans have lived in horrible jealousy of the Ravens who have benefitted from one Hall of Fame murderer, an All-Pro who got caught selling 5 kgs of coke, and now an All-Pro wife-beater for the past 15 years, now those are fine felonies and all, and there's only a handful of guys who can commit violent dehumanizing crimes 12+ weeks a year -- I'll let TJ run the numbers from previous drafts, but my point is that while Big Ben may lay his share of disappointing misdemeanors like public indecency or sexual harassment charges from time to time, he can just as easily go on a serial raping spree, so why tank every year on the off chance of maybe finding one of those transcendent rapists and risk ending up with a Peyton Manning, rather than try to build a solid roster around Large Ben and hope to ride a serial raping spree to a title run, knowing full well the odds are more in favor of another "lewd and lascivious behavior" dickpunch.
TL, DR: Shoehorned rape references in to run-on SKO-ntences
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Fuck it's silent in here.
Quote from: PenFoe on November 03, 2014, 11:57:17 AM
Fuck it's silent in here.
The title of the thread isn't "The QB of the Steelers is bad."
Quote from: PenFoe on November 03, 2014, 11:57:17 AM
Fuck it's silent in here.
Quiet as one of the Steelers' QB's victims?
Quote from: Eli on November 03, 2014, 01:18:53 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 03, 2014, 11:57:17 AM
Fuck it's silent in here.
The title of the thread isn't "The QB of the Steelers is bad."
I'd say his ability to force balls past considerable resistance would be of great benefit to him as a quarterback, actually.
Quote from: SKO on November 03, 2014, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 03, 2014, 01:18:53 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 03, 2014, 11:57:17 AM
Fuck it's silent in here.
The title of the thread isn't "The QB of the Steelers is bad."
I'd say his ability to force balls past considerable resistance would be of great benefit to him as a quarterback, actually.
boo
Quote from: SKO on November 03, 2014, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 03, 2014, 01:18:53 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 03, 2014, 11:57:17 AM
Fuck it's silent in here.
The title of the thread isn't "The QB of the Steelers is bad."
I'd say his ability to force balls past considerable resistance would be of great benefit to him as a quarterback, actually.
I'm thinking either you lack an understanding of sexual mechanics or I lack an understanding of what's involved in raping someone.
Quote from: ChuckD on November 03, 2014, 05:41:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 03, 2014, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 03, 2014, 01:18:53 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 03, 2014, 11:57:17 AM
Fuck it's silent in here.
The title of the thread isn't "The QB of the Steelers is bad."
I'd say his ability to force balls past considerable resistance would be of great benefit to him as a quarterback, actually.
I'm thinking either you lack an understanding of sexual mechanics or I lack an understanding of what's involved in raping someone.
A little from column A, and a little from column B
Quote from: SKO on November 03, 2014, 05:45:05 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on November 03, 2014, 05:41:39 PM
Quote from: SKO on November 03, 2014, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 03, 2014, 01:18:53 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 03, 2014, 11:57:17 AM
Fuck it's silent in here.
The title of the thread isn't "The QB of the Steelers is bad."
I'd say his ability to force balls past considerable resistance would be of great benefit to him as a quarterback, actually.
I'm thinking either you lack an understanding of sexual mechanics or I lack an understanding of what's involved in raping someone.
A little from column A, and a little from column B
Back in high school, I worked with a guy -- kind of a bumpkin and not all there upstairs. He was trying to convince me and a coworker that he had a lot of game with the ladies at his high school. I'm basically quoting verbatim:
"I was just nailin' this hot chick last weekend. Yeah, it was freaking sweet, but my balls got really cramped inside the condom."
I figured it was just two people having consensual bumpkin sex, but maybe it was rape.
Damn, I'm glad Ben is back to playing good football. If anyone deserves to succeed it's him. Great story for everyone. Happy for you, Pen.
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2014, 07:54:14 PM
Damn, I'm glad Ben is back to playing good football. If anyone deserves to succeed it's him. Great story for everyone. Happy for you, Pen.
And after he's been through so much. I mean he's really had to overcome a lot. Football coaches like to talk about handling adversity, and Big Ben has had more than his fair share of that. I don't throw the word hero around too often, but I can confidently say Ben Roethlisberger is the greatest hero in American history.
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2014, 07:54:14 PM
Damn, I'm glad Ben is back to playing good football. If anyone deserves to succeed it's him. Great story for everyone. Happy for you, Pen.
To be fair, he never really stopped playing good football.
Quote from: PenFoe on November 06, 2014, 10:17:30 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2014, 07:54:14 PM
Damn, I'm glad Ben is back to playing good football. If anyone deserves to succeed it's him. Great story for everyone. Happy for you, Pen.
To be fair, he never really stopped playing good football.
Ah that is good to hear.
Quote from: Slaky on November 06, 2014, 12:43:43 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 06, 2014, 10:17:30 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2014, 07:54:14 PM
Damn, I'm glad Ben is back to playing good football. If anyone deserves to succeed it's him. Great story for everyone. Happy for you, Pen.
To be fair, he never really stopped playing good football.
Ah that is good to hear.
Rest easy, my friend.
What a fucking rapist.
Quote from: InternetApex on November 09, 2014, 04:19:48 PM
What a fucking rapist.
And not an evolved one (http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/11/kurt-warner-schools-you-nerds-on-evolution-using-ben-roethlisberger-as-evidence.html), either.