Anyone want to pass his resume along?
This looks fun. (https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ret/d/hawthorn-mall-kids-train-ride/6559003986.html)
His commute wouldn't change. (https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ret/d/sports-fan-concession-cashier/6559015655.html)
Seriously, take up a new profession.
With his control, he'd drive the train into the Cinnabon.
President. Win-win.
You can't throw strikes to the great Billy Hamilton right there. You just can't. He's too dangerous.
A caucasian Felix Heredia
fuck this dude. I don't even care if he's managed to wiggle out of jams for a month, a 20% walk rate is garbage and was obviously going to catch up with him