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If Julianna is reading this, I have a few wardrobe suggestions for her.

See  you all in DC this weekend? The Nats' skipper needs some cheering up.

Quote from: Canadouche on October 29, 2017, 10:59:36 AM
Dave Martinez.

*sniff*

Sharpie:

Call me.

Quote from: Slaky on March 02, 2015, 08:51:54 AM
I was talking to my dad and brother about Sharp yesterday and my dad referenced the corn cob dress. I was so happy.

Hmm, are Canadians just like Latin-Americans? Or are they just like hicks from Washington State? How about French-Canadians?

It's a shame Patrick Sharp is from Ontario and not Venezuela, that he plays hockey and not baseball  25 to 30 years too late, and he kind of sucks now, no?

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Quote from: Eli on March 04, 2014, 09:17:28 AM
This is more of Parks, but I'm having a hard time not getting hysterical after reading it.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=22949

You know what? For a guy writing up prospects on a site that is laid out like an instruction manual I think Parks is a pretty good read. Maybe all the weirdness comes from him trying to make writing about prospects fun. I think he succeeds.

More importantly, this Baez stuff is scary. I mean what if he really is the next great MLB hitter? I heard someone on MLB radio say he, at 2B, would project to be a Carlos Baerga. I mean, Baerga was good for about 5 years and really good for maybe 2. But he wasn't a superstar. And no one really talks about him anymore. If Baez ends up as a Baerga I will probably disappointed.

Baerga seems like a terrible comparison considering he hit 20 homers just twice.

Well, it's partially due to their shared skin color.

Baez is Ryne. Full stop

A Latin Ryne?

Oooh... Omar Minaya aiyiyi!

Plus, maybe he could bring Raffy back to manage the club!

You DO know that an ex-Cub player has my support in the managerial race, right?

Jesse Orosco and Dan Plesac. I know, I know. Plesac's not Latin, but he told me he learned some tricks from Teddy Higuera and Juan Nieves.