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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #255 on: April 19, 2008, 12:27:06 PM »
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #256 on: April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM »
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #257 on: April 19, 2008, 05:23:00 PM »
Quote from: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

Lou said on the postgame he had a strained neck, nothing to worry about, just took him out as a precaution since it was a blowout.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #258 on: April 20, 2008, 10:43:15 AM »
Quote from: RV on April 19, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
Quote from: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

Lou said on the postgame he had a strained neck, nothing to worry about, just took him out as a precaution since it was a blowout.

One of the first days at Wrigley when the tank tops were out.  Who can blame him?

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #259 on: April 20, 2008, 12:09:38 PM »
Quote from: Kerm on April 20, 2008, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: RV on April 19, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
Quote from: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

Lou said on the postgame he had a strained neck, nothing to worry about, just took him out as a precaution since it was a blowout.

One of the first days at Wrigley when the tank tops were out.  Who can blame him?

I think Derecles has earned himself a flash or two.

From women.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #260 on: April 20, 2008, 12:20:31 PM »
Quote from: PTanner on April 20, 2008, 12:09:38 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 20, 2008, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: RV on April 19, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
Quote from: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

Lou said on the postgame he had a strained neck, nothing to worry about, just took him out as a precaution since it was a blowout.

One of the first days at Wrigley when the tank tops were out.  Who can blame him?

I think Derecles has earned himself a flash or two.

From women.

Keep your shirt on - you know who you are.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #261 on: April 20, 2008, 12:23:47 PM »
Quote from: powen01 on April 20, 2008, 12:20:31 PM
Quote from: PTanner on April 20, 2008, 12:09:38 PM
Quote from: Kerm on April 20, 2008, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: RV on April 19, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
Quote from: Kurt Heinrick on April 19, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Yahoo says Lee got injured. What happened?

Lou said on the postgame he had a strained neck, nothing to worry about, just took him out as a precaution since it was a blowout.

One of the first days at Wrigley when the tank tops were out.  Who can blame him?

I think Derecles has earned himself a flash or two.

From women.

Keep your shirt on - you know who you are.

"If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see your's too..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf80jYNg8Og   NSFW

God Bless redneck chicks.

This one's for Slaky...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32Ln7YZ6ig&feature=related also NSFW
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #262 on: April 22, 2008, 11:01:28 AM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on April 11, 2008, 12:26:38 PM
This is my favorites.


These are pretty good, too.



Just came across this one...



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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #263 on: June 20, 2009, 09:38:55 AM »
This deserves a bump.  He's been on fire.  14 games this month, hitting .373, 5 homers, 14 RBI.  Well, I guess you can credit Kerry with one of the dingers.  What's he at, like only 2 GIDP's this season I think?

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #264 on: June 20, 2009, 09:52:14 AM »
Quote from: Poon on June 20, 2009, 09:38:55 AM
What's he at, like only 2 GIDP's this season I think?

Yup, he's got two so far this year.  His flyball percentage is way up from last year (33% to 46%), so his percentage of ground balls has dropped from 45% to 38.5%.  I'd also guess that he's not hitting with as many guys on first as last year, but I'm too lazy to look that up right now.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #265 on: June 20, 2009, 10:00:25 AM »
Quote from: Eli on June 20, 2009, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: Poon on June 20, 2009, 09:38:55 AM
What's he at, like only 2 GIDP's this season I think?

Yup, he's got two so far this year.  His flyball percentage is way up from last year (33% to 46%), so his percentage of ground balls has dropped from 45% to 38.5%.  I'd also guess that he's not hitting with as many guys on first as last year, but I'm too lazy to look that up right now.

Checkin situationals.  .316 with no one on, .255 with runners, .240 w/ RISP but .333 w/ RISP - 2 outs.  .500 with bases loaded.  He had a shit April but has really turned it on the last month and a half.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #266 on: June 20, 2009, 01:38:13 PM »
I think I can start to love Derrek again.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #267 on: June 20, 2009, 02:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
I think I can start to love Derrek again.

I'm sure he's happy to hear it.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #268 on: June 20, 2009, 08:49:40 PM »
Quote from: Tank on June 20, 2009, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
I think I can start to love Derrek again.

I'm sure he's happy to hear it.

There's only a finite amount of love available after the XBOX's portion is expired.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #269 on: June 21, 2009, 05:54:43 AM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 20, 2009, 08:49:40 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 20, 2009, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: Weebs on June 20, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
I think I can start to love Derrek again.

I'm sure he's happy to hear it.

There's only a finite amount of love available after the XBOX's portion is expired.

Not to mention your brother probably already loves 98% of him, so there isn't much else left.  Although I'm sure he'd let some of us love his portion for a significantly elevated price.
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