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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #105 on: June 23, 2005, 02:01:44 PM »
Quote from: SD on June 23, 2005, 01:59:08 PM
Ridiculous.

That was HUGE.  When are they going to stop pitching to him?
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #106 on: June 23, 2005, 03:50:20 PM »
Right after the Cubs figure out how to retire Bill Hall?

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #107 on: June 23, 2005, 08:28:19 PM »
Quote from: Laura on June 23, 2005, 03:50:20 PM
Right after the Cubs figure out how to retire Bill Hall?

God I hate Bill Hall!!
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #108 on: June 24, 2005, 12:12:51 AM »
Quote from: Buford Jong Il on June 23, 2005, 08:28:19 PM

God I hate Bill Hall!!


He speaks very highly of you.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #109 on: June 24, 2005, 08:42:08 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 24, 2005, 12:12:51 AM
Quote from: Buford Jong Il on June 23, 2005, 08:28:19 PM

God I hate Bill Hall!!


He speaks very highly of you.

He should...He's on my sucktastic fantasy team!
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #110 on: June 24, 2005, 09:42:57 AM »
This has been making the rounds, but it seems more appropriate than ever.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #111 on: June 24, 2005, 10:15:08 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on June 24, 2005, 09:42:57 AM
This has been making the rounds, but it seems more appropriate than ever.

http://www.theheckler.com/index.php?page=0000-DH-05-06-06&idrub=3&idsite=1

I love the part about the pony.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #112 on: July 18, 2005, 06:47:58 PM »
Just simply amazing.  2 home runs so far...

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #113 on: July 18, 2005, 06:50:24 PM »

Yeah, he's pretty good...

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #114 on: July 18, 2005, 07:02:00 PM »
You have to feel sorry for the guy. The only way he isn't a tripple crown winner is the team around him.  I say start Murton in lead off.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #115 on: July 18, 2005, 08:18:26 PM »
Quote from: air2300 on July 18, 2005, 06:47:58 PM
Just simply amazing.  2 home runs so far...
on 2 pitches
Except for the fact in the Ted Lilly one that you can see the baseball in his hand behind the knife. I don't know about the first one but I'm be very, very surprised if the second picture is an actual ad.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #116 on: July 19, 2005, 07:38:18 PM »
Derek had returned to the triple crown lead, now tied with Carlos Lee at 77RBI.  Simply amazing.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #117 on: July 20, 2005, 10:05:56 AM »
test


Soory, as they say up nort. My keyboard was all jazzed up with splooge, again.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #118 on: March 21, 2007, 03:21:48 PM »
Bump.

Hit number 21 in the first inning of Today's Paulcast. Drives in Teh Irot. He's now hitting .525 this Spring.

Splooge?
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #119 on: March 21, 2007, 03:26:03 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on March 21, 2007, 03:21:48 PM
Bump.

Hit number 21 in the first inning of Today's Paulcast. Drives in Teh Irot. He's now hitting .525 this Spring.

Splooge?

Depends, can he carry us all the way to the World Series of Spring Training? If so, I'll splooge.