Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread

[MAD]

That just tells me what I already know.. Fuku and Bradley at the top of the order.

Lou needs to be beaten with a  metallic version of the annual Prospectus, not just because he's not doing this, but for actually doing it and then inexplicably going away from it.

[Kermit, B.]

That just tells me what I already know.. Fuku and Bradley at the top of the order.

Lou needs to be beaten with a  metallic version of the annual Prospectus, not just because he's not doing this, but for actually doing it and then inexplicably going away from it.

It angers the shit out of my anger that he stopped doing it.

[Jon]

That just tells me what I already know.. Fuku and Bradley at the top of the order.

Lou needs to be beaten with a  metallic version of the annual Prospectus, not just because he's not doing this, but for actually doing it and then inexplicably going away from it.

It angers the shit out of my anger that he stopped doing it.

And they looked from Mike D to Kermit and from Kermit to Mike D, and no one could tell the difference.

[SKO]

That just tells me what I already know.. Fuku and Bradley at the top of the order.

Lou needs to be beaten with a  metallic version of the annual Prospectus, not just because he's not doing this, but for actually doing it and then inexplicably going away from it.

It angers the shit out of my anger that he stopped doing it.

And they looked from Mike D to Kermit and from Kermit to Mike D, and no one could tell the difference.

This season's inspired lots of us to Hueysian levels of ANGER. It's inspired me to complete apathy and focusing on football about a month earlier than usual. It's inspired IAN to root for the Cardinals. These are the times that try mens souls.

[R-V]

Can we get back to squirting about Derecles' return to 2005 form? Best OPS in baseball since the All-Star break. Not bad for a 34 year old a couple years removed from a broken wrist.

I'm still pissed that Hoffpauir isn't starting though. He'd be putting up way better numbers.

[Slaky]

Can we get back to squirting about Derecles' return to 2005 form? Best OPS in baseball since the All-Star break. Not bad for a 34 year old a couple years removed from a broken wrist.

I'm still pissed that Hoffpauir isn't starting though. He'd be putting up way better numbers.

Whatever, if you just listened to Steve Stone you would have seen this coming.

[Kermit, B.]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

[Slaky]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

[Kermit, B.]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

Sure there are.  We're just all too stupid to know them.

[Gil Gunderson]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

You would say retarded, but I think that gives actual retards a bad name.

I think we are at around Neanderthal levels of intelligence.

[BH]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

[oog]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

You would say retarded, but I think that gives actual retards a bad name.

I think we are at around Neanderthal levels of intelligence.

fuck you

[Gil Gunderson]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

You would say retarded, but I think that gives actual retards a bad name.

I think we are at around Neanderthal levels of intelligence.

fuck you

Apologies.  Cro Magnon, I should have said.

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

[CT III]

Injured by his own teammate.  In case you're counting, that's TWO celebration-related injuries on the season.

There aren't words to describe the level of stupidity it takes to continue rooting for this franchise.

The article didn't mention it, but I'm assuming Guzman's right arm tore off?

Isn't that why they shut him down to begin with? Or was that Harden? I can't remember.

I thought Harden shut himself down, under advisement from from Derrek Bell.