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Saul Goodman

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #345 on: July 14, 2010, 05:43:57 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 14, 2010, 05:06:28 PM
Quote from: BH on July 14, 2010, 04:22:34 PM
Lee, Theriot and the Shark for Jered Weaver.

TWEET THAT

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #346 on: July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM »
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 
M'lady.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #347 on: July 14, 2010, 05:49:52 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 

Unfortunately, Scales' lifetime full no-trade clause might be a problem.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #348 on: July 14, 2010, 06:14:42 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on July 14, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 

Unfortunately, Scales' lifetime full no-trade clause might be a problem.

I enjoyed this.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #349 on: July 14, 2010, 10:01:05 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on July 14, 2010, 06:14:42 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 14, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 

Unfortunately, Scales' lifetime full no-trade clause might be a problem.

I enjoyed this.

There was humor in it.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #350 on: July 14, 2010, 11:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 

In a couple of years the Giants will be interested in Lee.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #351 on: July 15, 2010, 11:27:02 AM »
Quote from: Night Man on July 14, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on July 14, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
I hear the Padres have a serious interest in Lee ... if Hendry throws in Bobby Scales, the Cubs might be able to nab Adrian Gonzalez. 

Unfortunately, Scales' lifetime full no-trade clause might be a problem.

Fuck.
M'lady.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #352 on: July 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM »
Jayson Stark tweeted his suspicions about this a week or so ago, but...fuck.
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #353 on: July 28, 2010, 01:57:53 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on July 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Jayson Stark tweeted his suspicions about this a week or so ago, but...fuck.

Here's how I'll always remember Derrek Lee:


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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #354 on: July 28, 2010, 02:04:08 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 28, 2010, 01:57:53 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Jayson Stark tweeted his suspicions about this a week or so ago, but...fuck.

Here's how I'll always remember Derrek Lee:



Ah, but that fails to take into account:

"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #355 on: July 28, 2010, 02:10:19 PM »
Fuck Derrek Lee.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #356 on: July 28, 2010, 02:40:06 PM »
QuoteIf Derrek's not one of your all-time favorite Cubs, then you're a dick.

I'm a dick.

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #357 on: July 28, 2010, 02:47:46 PM »

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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #358 on: July 28, 2010, 02:51:31 PM »
Sigh. Why, Derrek? Why?
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Re: Derrek Lee Total Sploogefest Love-a-Thon Thread
« Reply #359 on: July 28, 2010, 03:03:10 PM »
Quote from: SKO on July 28, 2010, 02:51:31 PM
Sigh. Why, Derrek? Why?

The Kubbiez need him for the KOMBACK!

QuoteLee, who will be a free agent after this season, is batting .248 with 11 home runs and 44 RBIs, well off his usual pace. In 17 games since July 6, he is hitting .333 with 17 runs, seven doubles, one homer and eight RBIs.
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